I worked a 10h shift after getting up at 06:00. I fell asleep at 21:00 and got up at 09:00 for work again.
Get on my level
Get on my level
Eifa wrote:
ummmm yeah no.Jay wrote:
helps you fall asleep
Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly, and it's messy, and if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know women can have an hour long orgasm?
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
foreveralone.jpgEifa wrote:
Sex could kill you.
I flew in from home on Sunday and landed at 23:30. Didn't get to sleep until 1:30am. Had to wake up at 4am for a 7am departure and a 10 hour day.Kampframmer wrote:
I worked a 10h shift after getting up at 06:00. I fell asleep at 21:00 and got up at 09:00 for work again.
Get on my level
1 up.
Puts me right to sleepEifa wrote:
Eifa wrote:
ummmm yeah no.Jay wrote:
helps you fall asleepSex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly, and it's messy, and if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know women can have an hour long orgasm?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
becuase your orgasms dont last an hour.Jay wrote:
Puts me right to sleepEifa wrote:
Eifa wrote:
ummmm yeah no.Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly, and it's messy, and if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know women can have an hour long orgasm?
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
And yours do?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
only when the big lad gets up her
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never said that now did i?Jay wrote:
And yours do?
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
implied it
no, you just assumed it.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
mine last an hour
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organisms
Tu Stultus Es
I imagine the kind of people that constantly like their own facebook statuses are the same kind of people who take pictures of their shits and hang them up around their house.
It rains more days per year in New York than London but rain is all the Olympics people talk about
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
I just ran a Warrior Dash on Sunday and they used these in the water obstacle. /random
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new york isnt hosting the summer olympicsJay wrote:
It rains more days per year in New York than London but rain is all the Olympics people talk about
it also rains more in many other cities in the US versus seattle but people are dumb and that is why the nfl is such a huge league.Jay wrote:
It rains more days per year in New York than London but rain is all the Olympics people talk about
What are you looking at dicknose
keelah se'lai, bitches
next time say spagett!
gotta buy a new screen for my phone
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