Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6773

FatherTed wrote:

pretty good. mummys away so did a fryup for brekkers, took my gran for lunch, did some gardening then watched the football (not good) and now in la dressing gown working away on the rest of this whiskey!

hbu bby?
eating doritos and drinking fanta
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6701|so randum
i pretty much exposed my life for a day in a post to do!

do better
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6773

i woke up, had a shower, got dressed, went for lunch with the lady, went shopping with the lady, came home, watched Graham Norton from last night on the iPlayer, went out for a drive and ended up in a place called Upperthong, went to the chippy on the way home (chips & gravy with two sausages and a buttered muffin), got home, ate the stuff, watched the diabolical game and now i'm sat here with the doritos and lady

may even be wild and have some wine
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6701|so randum
where the fuck is upperthong

and is graham norton as funny as i hear? apparently some old person got quite hilariously racist?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6773

not racist at all, she just said she doesn't know many black people. watch it on iPlayer if you can, it was hilarious last night

Upperthong is over woodhead pass/huddersfield way, a little place in Holmfirth. there's Netherthong, we crossed Thongbridge and went up Thonglane lololololol
Frank Reynolds
Member
+65|4530

FatherTed wrote:

i fucked ur mOm

so wait did you come from cali/you lived there or what?
a couple days to see family.  never got a chance to rape jen kennings face though.
What are you looking at dicknose
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6072|00770
wat
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Frank Reynolds
Member
+65|4530
be careful you might be next
What are you looking at dicknose
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6166|London, England

i bet ken jennings is an ok guy in real life
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AussieReaper
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+5,761|6354|what

Chou wrote:

iceman785 wrote:



Dead squirrel in my fucking toilet.

Also - Toilet is brown porceline, water is not brown lol.
They always lean over for a quick drink but fail in the end, point of no return.
I had to close our pool at the end of the summer with a cover on top because they were floating by the millions when I came back in spring to clean for the summertime.

Idiots!
You'd think all the other dead squirrels floating in the water would be a deterant.
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Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5989|Catherine Black
apparently all the other australian convicts weren't a deterrent
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AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6354|what

Potato
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Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5989|Catherine Black
there's no irish here lol
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AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6354|what

What's the typical Scottish insult?

Convict for aussie.

Potato for Irish.

Scotland there is just too many to be specific.
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5380|Sydney

AussieReaper wrote:

What's the typical Scottish insult?

Convict for aussie.

Potato for Irish.

Scotland there is just too many to be specific.
Scottish.
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6860|BC, Canada
^
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6354|what

this guy is such a rebel

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Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6166|London, England

so metal
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5903|College Park, MD
i'm pretty metallic
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6354|what

you're like the alkaline of metalic
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AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6354|what

https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6166|London, England

what the fuck
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Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6166|London, England

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Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6166|London, England

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AussieReaper
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+5,761|6354|what

hey guys have you heard of the new movie dredd?
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