Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6773

1927 wrote:

Or take a soft top and drive back at high speed with the roof down
a good idea in theory but that's exactly what happened... made no difference
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Its like you have taken the local leper out for a day trip.  What, you expect his Mum/Dad/Carer to come out and clean his flakey bakey skin off your seats
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Toilet Sex wrote:

1927 wrote:

Or take a soft top and drive back at high speed with the roof down
a good idea in theory but that's exactly what happened... made no difference
Oh, gonna have to be an impromto road side picnic then

Impromto - No such word is there, sorry I mean WAS there.

Fucking is now
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6773

Impromto®
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
You watch some greasy WOP nick that and open up some pizza parlour, or some high street, t-shirt, mug and mouse mat printing thing.

The fuckers, was my fucking idea all along

Last edited by 1927 (2012-06-19 06:06:45)

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Impromto Pizza

Impromto Print

Impromto up ya fucking ass . com / wankers


@ my fucking idea hashtag

Last edited by 1927 (2012-06-19 06:08:17)

Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6773

exactly
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6773

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Well at first I was thinking I could really see myself getting jiggy with that one, but then they starting singing about 'Bitches and Drinks' and not much else really.

I enjoyed the video as the females were all highly do'able

But even so, I stopped it on 59seconds and shall not be watching anymore of it.

I only put it on as the lunch break was on @ the crick.

5/10 sorry TS
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6824|Little Bentcock
are you ok 27?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Not bad blowey, a little upset over the death of Tom Maynard yesterday.  He would of played for England in a year or two.  First played against him when he was 14.  His Dad is still my hero, and ive been lucky enough to play against them both at the same time.  He's a local lad to me and all my cricketing mates knew him well.  Im friends with close friends of his and they are devastated as are his family.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-18506283

My club on Saturday are supposed to be playing his old club, his Uncle and cousins still play there.  We both have 4 teams.  Its going to piss down but I doubt we'd be in the mood anyway.

A really close family, a really popular lad, its a tragedy for his friends.

Other than that Im not bad thanks, off to a 'school uniform' thingy tonight:

1.  Shit, my lil un almost in comprehensive school, holy fuck

2. Theres cricket and football on so it better not take too long
ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5590|Fuck this.
They grow up so fast, eh?
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6773

i heard about that, very sad
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
They do and Im trying my best (within reason) to stop it happening.  She's always going to be my little girl, but her Mum is encouraging her to grow too quickly.

My memory is shot to bits other than with her, I can just abour remember every place and every day we have been somewhere.

I just know what senior school kids are like, I know how bitchy girls can be, god help the first one that sends her home with tears in her eyes, i'll have her and her Dad.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Toilet Sex wrote:

i heard about that, very sad
He was on a discpilanry from Surrey for breaking a curew during a 4 day game, went out on the piss.

He's always been a bit of a boy, grown up loads since turning pro, but had an eye for the ladies, thankfully to some extent he hasnt left any kids behind.

Perhaps not the time to speculate but I can only think he'd had a drink or two and thats why he ran when the OB pulled him over.  It was a tube line so electric comes into play.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6824|Little Bentcock
aw that's sad
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
New name for you BJ

'The Paintball Wizard'

Grab it before your mates do

Your Welcome
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6824|Little Bentcock
thanks!
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Gonna use it?
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6824|Little Bentcock
yeah, but what should I use it with?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Well I would promise to make you some lettering to go on your guns about 10mm tall text, but I promised Tazz the same kind of thing but havent got round to it .... yet.

So for now use it as your <<< text thingy under your name.  Or have it tattooed onto one of your forearms.

I do bat stickers for my mates in a similar kind of thing, works very well
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6824|Little Bentcock
I would love some stickers! 5x everything so the whole team can have some!!!
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I would do you x5 for the team, but not your name/logo 'The Paintball Wizard' should be just for you <3


It derives from this



Is by no means a negative attack on your personal life
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6824|Little Bentcock
yay I get a speshul one but we do seriously totes need some stickers
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6875|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Totes? Whats that?

I promised Tazz but never got around to doing it.

When Funky came and met me he took some back for his monitor.

It would be no problem for me to make them, I would just take a few years to get off my arse and pop them in the post.

Tazz made my avatar and in return I said I would sort him with stickers, thats must of been 3-4 years ago.  Dosent mean I would take that long for you but I would have to do Tazz's at same time, if he still wanted them.

Pm me what your after, size, colour, wording and quantity

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