uziq
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welcome to 21st century HR, i guess.
SuperJail Warden
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Everyone should have a job they like.

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unnamednewbie13
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I don't have any (concrete) evidence that you're a bad teacher, but I have read some of your questionable takes on stuff and have concerns. But it's possible for someone to be a act like jackass online as a complete opposite of how they behave in person, something you've admitted freely about yourself. Didn't you once say that you pass those kids as a form of self-defense, so you don't have to deal with angry parents and bad numbers? Nice to see you justify it as being magnanimous.

Some of your stories here have ticked a few of sociopathy's boxes. The lack of empathy for the man you cucked and the woman you made into a liar, manipulating your work juniors into storeroom make-out sessions, and no remorse for any of it. The idea you yourself floated that you're putting on a personable skin on your professional life to hide who you really are doesn't help this image.

What Nazis?

You can't feed yourself *well, if your posts are to be believed. You overrely (with a certain pride) on highly processed, microwave TV dinners which we should all be able to agree is not a healthy choice. You are unable to handle working with raw chicken, so opt for them already in (highly processed) nugget form. You're a grown 30 year old man. 31? You were in school while I was still in school. I'm not going to parent you. I'm pointing out that you're robbing yourself of much better tasting foods that are less likely to give you some horrible disease down the line from bad nutrition and the daily energy drinks. Lose/lose.

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unnamednewbie13
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I'm glad that you have a set of pots and pans now. Add a wok to that, if you don't have one. Lids are also helpful. Take good care of them. I'll derive some satisfaction from a story later on about how you made and enjoyed a meal that didn't require microwave technology. Follow recipes faithfully at first until you're more confident.

I still microwave the odd frozen burrito and prepare the occasional instant ramen, but it's for sure a depression/depressing diet if on the regular, and not at all healthy.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Why are you so hung up about a few women?
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unnamednewbie13
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Hung up? Bruh, it's just commentary on your freely offered, very personal stories.

I'm not the one boasting of (in terms of effective anonymity) dipping into junior coworkers and stealing other people's spouses. The cucking story is one thing, both consenting adults and such, but it seems a little crass and manipulative to bring it into your workplace with partners who aren't on equal footing.

If any of it's true, even. For all I know most of it's made up and you're one of those Snape-teachers who won't let students go on a bathroom break.

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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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You haven't hooked up with any women you work with? Do you even like women? You have never mentioned any girls in your life.
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unnamednewbie13
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I'm not going to waste a lot of time repeating the "don't date from your job" adage. People are still going to do it. But at the very least make sure there's equal power balance in your work fling.
SuperJail Warden
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EqUaL pOwEr BaLaNcE

You sound like a feminist advice columnist.
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Not even once with a coworker?
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unnamednewbie13
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Yes, equal power balance.

As long as you're pretending to be Catholic and doing your mail harrys, Deuteronomy 22:24 (all of 22 really if you want context) is brutally clear on its disdain for men who boink another man's wife. Be glad it's 2022 and you're not living under those laws.

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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I give money to the Red Cross. It's all good. Trust me bro.
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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Macbeth is in the indulgence trade.
uziq
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hitting on your inferiors or subordinates at work, or going around hitting on women unhappily trapped in marriages, etc, suggests pretty strongly that you have issues attracting a partner on equal terms tbh. is there a general lack of single women in the new york area or something? lmao.
unnamednewbie13
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There shouldn't be a shortage of women on equal footing with Macbeth in education if he absolutely wants a work fling, but I'm a feminist columnist(?) for pointing that out.

There might even be some into Gundams and Magic the Gathering.

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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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I asked my fellow new coworker if he had a family.

He gave the idiocracy speech almost word for word, the economy is bad, not sure about the future, like to get settled in a job etc.

I had to put my entire hand in my mouth and bite down hard to not laugh.
Fuck Israel
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I meet girls on Facebook dating too. It is not my fault some support staff finds me charming.
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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Find a girl to settle down with
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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Live a simple life in a quiet town
unnamednewbie13
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I was reading about the alleged Abramovich poisoning on BBC, and a sidebar link suggested this (unrelated) article about singles shaming. It is disheartening that Macbeth, himself a single, keeps trying to shame the rest of us about being childless. Rather like the people he's talking about, in that one DST thread, who vote against their own interests. Women and gays for MAGA Republicans.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+641|3962
I just want to attend a bf2s baby shower with lady teacher friend.
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+641|3962
I think another substitute teacher likes me. She is 23 or 24. Wants to be a special education teacher. She is Italian-Polish-Spaniard. I bet her ancestry dot com is a mess.

I am going to try to date her. Why do I bring this up here? Because if Newbie stopped debating the farm animals and settled down already you guys could meet her at Newbie's non-binary baby shower.
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Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
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I missed my invite to the non-binary baby shower clearly
unnamednewbie13
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Binary vs. non-binary is this whole other can of worms if you think about it. Binary: trope heterosexual relationship between a very masculine man, and very feminine woman, no room for variations! It's in the word.

Mac should find himself a partner who's also into his nerd stuff.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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The job is actually OK
- Ultra modern workplace
- Everyone seem helpful and cooperative which is an indicator of good management
- Pretty well everyone is thin and intelligent, also seem to be ahead of me in derp-style, its basically Dilbert-World

Its nice that its highly profitable and they can afford to take the time to do things sensibly.

On the minus side an indian publicly accused me of not knowing what I was talking about, when I'm trying to help him with something he's been failing to do for the last six months and which is now threatening sales of the company's most profitable product.
Pretty sure he made himself look stupid and I don't care anyway - because I know that I do know what I'm talking about.
Fuck Israel
uziq
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i really, really sincerely hope that being in a decent workplace softens your frankly retarded opinions.

you have ingrown toenail personality syndrome. ranting about indians and jews ... you think you're being funny, but you're just not. you're a middle-aged man who is evidently struggling to get along in the most normal and conventional of social environments. the problem is you, dilbert, not them.

the fact you're blogging on an internet forum that 'my office seems ok!' when you're nearing your 50s is really a bit pathetic, don't you think? yo, son, i'm happy for you, but ... most grown adults are not nervous or tetchy about meeting and embedding with new people in professional or social settings.

i honestly mean what i say when i say that i hope you lose this cancerous anti-social hermit armor that you've acquired over god knows how many years. the casual sexism/misogyny, racism, priggishness, etc, is really just not big and not clever. "an indian tried to tell me", smh. this is one of your colleagues. you need to grow up, it's long overdue.

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