Cybargs
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Uzique wrote:

no you can actually critique a story for the narrative and plot itself. the fabula and sujet. the narrative formalism. most stories actually structurally rely on preset templates and conventions that have been established in narratology over hundreds of years. the morphology of the folktale. don't you know that most of our favourite action movies and hollywood blockbusters have the same narrative structure as old brothers grimm fairytales? we love that shit. the way the villain will always be punished. the thematics of vengeance. is this all a little over your head? anyway, if you think the only way you can criticize a story is by checking that the english-writing is all good and spelt correctly and grammatically in-check, you are fucking nutso. what do you think film and book reviewers do for a living? check that the author put all the full-stops in the right place? jesus christ kid.
dont fuck with shifty he got 92 on his community college english paper
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War Man
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Guy speaking at the end of the thing, praising the game is fucking annoying. Oh and it's called a bow, not a crossbow dumbass.

Edit: Directed at the guy speaking at the end of the trailer.

Last edited by War Man (2012-05-10 14:30:05)

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AussieReaper
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Its like farcry 2 all over again.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
RTHKI
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no
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
War Man
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The bow is still fucking retarded, fuck this game.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
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13urnzz
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i just saw this trailer

unnamednewbie13
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The hell was the point to all that? Who's CELL, why are they getting butchered instead of captured and why is it taking so long for soldiers in super suits to take them out?
War Man
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

The hell was the point to all that? Who's CELL, why are they getting butchered instead of captured and why is it taking so long for soldiers in super suits to take them out?
That's a multiplayer gamemode, up to 14 people can play regular CELL soldiers while 2 play super soldiers. You haven't played Crysis 2 have ya? Would give you an idea what CELL is.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
unnamednewbie13
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Naw, didn't really play it. Seems like a pointless massacre, but it makes sense now that I know it's a multiplayer mode.
ROGUEDD
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CELL= evil corporation's private army.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
RTHKI
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Still duno what to think of this game
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
War Man
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I'm not going to get it, so long as they have the fucking bow I am not considering it.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
-Sh1fty-
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I'm completely out of the loop. Is this game out yet? I loved the original Crysis and Warhead but never even considered getting C2 after I saw how retarded the story line was and the gameplay was rated mediocre. Crysis kicked it off at the top of the skyscraper and now they're in the parking garage as far as quality is concerned.
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Comes out next Feb.
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pirana6
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youd think for the preview they could get someone who has played a fps before...
unnamednewbie13
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Suits look cool, but can they really carry this game? That video was fairly underwhelming.
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unnamednewbie13
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After playing lego games, that guy's shoulder badge looks like two hands.
-Sh1fty-
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What is up with every preview or gameplay video of FPS games they find the worst possible player to film?
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unnamednewbie13
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I was thinking that in the Aliens thread. I think the guy was using a gamepad or something. His movements were just that stiff and robotic.

I know why they do it, though. A gamer's natural reaction? "GIVE ME THE CONTROLLER AND LET ME DO IT RIGHT."
M.O.A.B
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It's definitely looking a lot closer to the original.

Last edited by M.O.A.B (2012-12-31 05:50:27)

unnamednewbie13
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"from visionary director"
"the 7 wonders of crysis 3"

Are they trying to compensate for something with this turgid ad campaign?

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