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well thats dumb
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i think youre dumb
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u r dum
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stop being mean dennis
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ffs Sunderland ruined my accumulator as well
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i dont think i like this betting thing tsex
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FatherTed wrote:

stop being mean dennis
you make me sick
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dennis no mean words pls );
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you disgust me
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This granny's ganja wasn't for glaucoma -- turns out she might have been the biggest pot dealer in town.

When cops kicked down the door of an elderly woman's Oklahoma home on Monday, they said they knew they'd find some marijuana. What they didn't expect was that 73-year-old Darlene Mayes was packing 4 pounds of pot, $276,000 in cash, a semiautomatic pistol and a revolver, The Daily reported.

Investigators had been following Mayes' alleged drug ring for years, but they didn't know she was the kingpin until Monday, KJRH-TV reported. They believe she supplied about 40 percent of the marijuana circulating in the vicinity, which includes Tulsa and parts of Arkansas, Kansas and Missouri.

"That was quite a surprise," Vinita Police Chief Bobby Floyd told The Daily, an iPad-only news site. "She is in very good shape for her age."

Cops alleged that Mayes had plenty of dealers working for her -- including her son Jerry, who was arrested Monday, accused of carrying thousands of dollars in cash and nearly 2 pounds of pot that he intended to sell.

In Mayes' house, cops found the supply in her bedroom, which reeked of weed. A vacuum-sealed bag full of the stuff was found in the closet, and bundles of bills labeled "$15,000" were found under her box spring. They found a pipe and another bag of weed in the bathroom, and a total of $200,000 in more vacuum-sealed bags in a guest room where Mayes' grandchildren reportedly slept.

Mayes allegedly first told officers that the money was for her retirement fund.

"She knew exactly what she was doing and supplying and exactly who she
Retirement fund got eaten by Wall Street & DC?
Grannie sells pot..  lots and lots of pot.
I guess it beats the hell out of working at Walmart or McDonalds.

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i'm totally behind that grannie. like the excellent grandfather character from Little Miss Sunshine... once you get past a certain age, who gives a fuck? prison is basically a nursing home anyway, only your family don't have to pay the bills. you've paid taxes and been a law abiding citizen all your life. you have made your contribution. you have set-up a family. you are free of obligations; you are now into the stage of your life where you become an obligation for other, younger people. smoke a load of pot. shoot a load of heroin. your time is limited. what's the worst that can happen? you're gonna be put in prison or you're gonna get a criminal record? oh lord no!
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FatherTed wrote:

i dont think i like this betting thing tsex
yeah it's crap. maybe tomorrow's football will be better
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not even kidding, this is a status on my fb right now (and it's for real):

"Paula Rich - you are so unbelievably dumb would you really rather a crack/heroin addict raise your grandson then you suck it up and admit that he's not a good father and Mason is happy without you and your son's drama! Maybe you should know the whole situation before you start making accusations... really mature blocking me knowing I can't see your status and then talking shit about me.. . It is very sad that my own mother in law the one who first gave Todd his first pain pill is now the hypocritical one talking shit to where I have people calling me to tell me the bitch is running her mouth.... Kinda funny.... Todd stole my medication then swears he still had it I didn't believe him I told him to prove it... now my mother in law thinks she has a case against me... wonder if she has the txts he sent me and the whole conversation bc in that conversation the previous message says "I Have your medicine I had to buy it back" haha so I wonder if me asking for my medication back is incriminating or my darling husband admitting he sold it for crack and then had to buy it back when he ran out crack I think that's the part where He goes to jail... So come on Paula who really is in the wrong her... a person asking for her own medication back knowing It wasn't going to happen or all this shit todd just said.... yes my message may have looked terrible had you not read the entire conversation but that should teach you to actually know what the fuck your talking about before you talk shit! And let me remind you... PAULA YOU SELL YOUR PAIN MEDICATION TO A RANDOM OLD MAN IN KENTUCKY OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES TO PAY YOUR BILLS ! Now I don't take pain medication anymore I' (YOU'RE A LUNCH LADY DON'T LECTURE ME ABOUT WORK! I HAD A CHILD THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T WORK WHEN I WAS THERE AT LEAST I WASN'T TANNING AND DOING THINGS TO ENDANGER MY SON WHILE HE WAS INSIDE OF ME! rather be in pain then get accused of being like you or your son! End of. If you have doubts I'd be happy to complete a drug test! As I have already done.... lets see who fails... crack/heroin addict.... or someone who has hip displacia who was prescribed pain medication which her husband then stole and either injected or sold for crack... come on now.... if you want war you can call my lawyer.... Todd will be receiving the details, his name and the divorce paperwork"

i can't remember where i met this girl but she was american in england, moved back to the states like 4 yrs ago to join the army in texas or something. this is her life 4 years later whilst i'm still enjoying a student lifestyle. fucking amazing how the world turns.
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a friend of mine got caught cheating by his brand new wife and she hijacked his fb and put him on blast
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she became an '89B Ammo Spec' in Fort Hood, TX and now she is married to a crack addict living in north carolina with a baby/divorce package

i cannot actually think of a worse series of events
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She could have married Jay.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
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she probably banged a lot of army dudes too
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well one of the dudes she married is/was army
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probably the dude she banged that knocked her up.  its like losing a game of musical chairs
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in a big way. her life now sounds like a redneck version of breaking bad.
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Tell us some more tragic stories GS
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lol jaded vet regaling us with tales of the underside of american life

gs you're like an hispanic bukowski
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oh man ive got some stories
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