I sat in a box on the back of a HMMWV with a switchboard, router, and other crap in it. It was paired with a radio van that connected my truck to the data network with line of sight radios. Boringest fucking job imaginable. Literally sitting there waiting for light bulbs to burn out or an error to pop up from a failed card. Hated it.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Had to do some of that crap when I was in our mandatory playschool for arrogant teenagers aka army. Was a 60 kilo twig at the age of 18 and those bastards put two coils, or whatever they're called in engrish, of wire on me and told to run that way and build the landline connection... There was not anything that I hated more during those 285 daysJay wrote:
telecommunicationsRTHKI wrote:
what did you do jay?
that's the entire army's mottoUltrafunkula wrote:
Hey, was your motto also something like "hurry up and wait"?
I just thought you sucked at spellingeleven bravo wrote:
i crossed his born again christian identity with his current physical ailment
No mon. It was part of the basic training as I was in the artillery unit that points out targets n shit. My "speshul" training was.... Driver! The best stuff was at training camps when sarges lt's or whatever told me to go guard trees or the gate at night. "No Sir, I must get 6h of uninterrupted sleep since I have to drive tomorrow or otherwise it will be too hazardous for the troops". "Oh, ok soldier. Good night!" "Good night Sir!"eleven bravo wrote:
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I have to admit I chuckled at that. Good puneleven bravo wrote:
i was afraid i would be the only one to get the reference
Ultrafunkula wrote:
No mon. It was part of the basic training as I was in the artillery unit that points out targets n shit. My "speshul" training was.... Driver! The best stuff was at training camps when sarges lt's or whatever told me to go guard trees or the gate at night. "No Sir, I must get 6h of uninterrupted sleep since I have to drive tomorrow or otherwise it will be too hazardous for the troops". "Oh, ok soldier. Good night!" "Good night Sir!"eleven bravo wrote:
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haha that's awesomeUltrafunkula wrote:
No mon. It was part of the basic training as I was in the artillery unit that points out targets n shit. My "speshul" training was.... Driver! The best stuff was at training camps when sarges lt's or whatever told me to go guard trees or the gate at night. "No Sir, I must get 6h of uninterrupted sleep since I have to drive tomorrow or otherwise it will be too hazardous for the troops". "Oh, ok soldier. Good night!" "Good night Sir!"eleven bravo wrote:
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Motherfucker is ruining the ice!ROGUEDD wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
No mon. It was part of the basic training as I was in the artillery unit that points out targets n shit. My "speshul" training was.... Driver! The best stuff was at training camps when sarges lt's or whatever told me to go guard trees or the gate at night. "No Sir, I must get 6h of uninterrupted sleep since I have to drive tomorrow or otherwise it will be too hazardous for the troops". "Oh, ok soldier. Good night!" "Good night Sir!"eleven bravo wrote:
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my eyesMacbeth wrote:
Hey Shifty have you considered joining the Peace corp or Americorp? They are both run by the U.S. government. The Peace crop would put you in places overseas that need help. There are benefits for joining both and you would still be serving your country. If youcan't get into the military don't be upset you can still serve and help in other ways.
If he's in Finland, why is he dressed in traditional Australian garb?ROGUEDD wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
No mon. It was part of the basic training as I was in the artillery unit that points out targets n shit. My "speshul" training was.... Driver! The best stuff was at training camps when sarges lt's or whatever told me to go guard trees or the gate at night. "No Sir, I must get 6h of uninterrupted sleep since I have to drive tomorrow or otherwise it will be too hazardous for the troops". "Oh, ok soldier. Good night!" "Good night Sir!"eleven bravo wrote:
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Mad Max : Finland RevisitedDoctor Strangelove wrote:
If he's in Finland, why is he dressed in traditional Australian garb?ROGUEDD wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
No mon. It was part of the basic training as I was in the artillery unit that points out targets n shit. My "speshul" training was.... Driver! The best stuff was at training camps when sarges lt's or whatever told me to go guard trees or the gate at night. "No Sir, I must get 6h of uninterrupted sleep since I have to drive tomorrow or otherwise it will be too hazardous for the troops". "Oh, ok soldier. Good night!" "Good night Sir!"
