Cybargs
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Jenspm wrote:

To which she will probably respond: "What? English please?"

Do the song, I'd go out with you if you did.
that shit would be hilarious.

guy tries to impress chinese girl with speaking chinese. he fails since she was born and raised american xD
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Macbeth
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I tried talking to her about class. She gave me a why are you talking me look and wouldn't engage me in conversation.


Another fine day in life of macbeth
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
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eleven bravo wrote:

so this one time this fat salvadorean chick came over from the town over.  i didnt have a car so she caught the bus.  but, she was ugly as fuck so i made sure she didnt walk in front of my house because i didnt want my neighbors to see her so i met her halfway from the bus stop to my house just to be sure and i said lets chill in the park so we did.  so i eventually get her in the bathroom to start scuffing and what do i see but the nastiest skid mark in her panties belonging to the nastiest fat girl ive met up to that point. 



so after i finished i never talked to her again
rofl
jord
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how do you work up an erection after seeing that, i bet it'd be hard to do so.
mtb0minime
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wut up yo. matty boy is here and totally radical.

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Hurricane2k9
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why do rednecks always film their girls shooting guns?
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Hurricane2k9 wrote:

why do rednecks always film their girls shooting guns?
Because when they're all drinking beer, they don't have a hand free to use a camera.

And filming NASCAR events 'without the prior written consent of NASCAR is prohibited, and punishable by a fine of blah blah...'
mtb0minime
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youre just a big chiecken

cheep cheep chep chep chip cheeip
Hurricane2k9
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s0 str8edg3 sXe
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PrivateVendetta
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Really? I filmed NASCAR when I went. Destroyed the mic on my camera
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PrivateVendetta wrote:

Really? I filmed NASCAR when I went. Destroyed the mic on my camera
I was paraphrasing the disclaimer at the beginning of all the NFL broadcasts.
No idea if it's actually true - was just using it as a plausible filler for a joke.
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
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oh.
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eleven bravo
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well i just finished grocery shopping
Tu Stultus Es
Hurricane2k9
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cool story hermano
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eleven bravo
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i aint your hermano, bro
Tu Stultus Es
mtb0minime
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say that to my face bitch not your computer and see what happens
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
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mtb0minime wrote:

say that to my face bitch not your computer and see what happens
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eleven bravo wrote:

well i just finished grocery shopping
Let me guess, banged the checkout girl?

She asked "paper or plastic?"
He said "bareback!"
[queue 70's porn music]
eleven bravo
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i hate going to vons i just went to.  its the town over and its nothing but rich asians and whte people.  upper middle class.  everytime i go there i always feel like im getting stared at by all the happy white people
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FatherTed
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fwp
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
eleven bravo
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FatherTed wrote:

fwp
Tu Stultus Es
eleven bravo
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Family and friends are trying to cope today with the death of an Illinois man who drowned Saturday after getting attacked by the swans he was employed to take care of.

It was supposed to be a normal day for 37-year-old Anthony Hensley, who worked for a company that used swans and dogs to keep geese away from properties on a Des Plaines pond, according to the Chicago Sun-Times. But tragedy struck when two swans swam at Hensley's kayak, somehow causing him to roll off the vessel.

Hensley -- wearing boots and heavy clothing -- died trying to swim back to shore as horrified witnesses looked on, CBS reported.

"His kayak wasn't upside down, but it was, like, upwards," Daniel Gamanov told the station. "You could see the tip of it."

Hensley's death was ruled an accident, Fox News reported.

He leaves behind a wife and two children, who are reportedly so young they haven't yet been told that their father won't be coming home.

"He's going to be remembered as one of the most wonderful fathers in the world," said Hensley's brother-in-law, Tony Macri. "A very good father, a very good husband; there wasn't a mean bone in his body."

Hensley died without life insurance and a fund has been set up to help his family. Donations can be sent to Amy Hensley, c/o Steuerle Funeral Home, 350 S. Ardmore Ave., Villa Park, IL 60181.
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
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he should have had a gun to shoot the swans
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6757|so randum
didn't someone behead/want to behead a swan
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Uzique
dasein.
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eleven bravo wrote:

i hate going to vons i just went to.  its the town over and its nothing but rich asians and whte people.  upper middle class.  everytime i go there i always feel like im getting stared at by all the happy white people
you guys have weird class definitions. over here our upper middle class get their servants and butlers to go do their shopping. someone shopping in a nice grocery store over here is making it in the "middle class". how come you guys artificially inflate people to "upper"? is it cause you have no aristocracy?
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