Your sex life

2012-01-16 06:34:05

#1

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6688|Devon, England

Grab the nearest book to you, the first sentence on page 45 describes your sex life.

Mine was: "Ma'am," said Graff, "I'm trying to get a very promising boy to agree to come to Battle School because the world faces a terrible enemy."

.. Which sucks, but my friend got:

By the time i saw it, it was almost on me, thrashing forward through the air on a metalic tail.

Although I question the accuracy, could be funny.

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2012-01-16 06:59:18

#2

twoblacklines: all grown up now (its boring); +49|6204

"At first it seemed that Wise was going to be brought to justice".

Umm no.

2012-01-16 07:08:18

#3

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6465

"Pat was crushed."

Seems about right.

2012-01-16 07:09:56

#4

Shahter: Zee Ruskie; +295|6772|Moscow, Russia

"i guess it's just that i remember those ones the best because the house was so quiet and it would scare me so when she started screaming".

if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.

2012-01-16 07:14:11

#5

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6470|6 6 4 oh, I forget

If you're not sure about the participants reactions, leave their use into a later phase or describe clearly why you use them.

Wat?

2012-01-16 07:24:59

#6

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5698|College Park, MD

"A worthy alternative to the great fried clam shacks of Massachusett's North Shore, Agawam is a ship-shape, pint size Fodero Company diner (circa 1954) that is all silver sunbursts, pink laminate paneling, and red-upholstered booths."

what the fuck does that even mean

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2012-01-16 07:26:46

#7

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6494

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
what the fuck does that even mean

this is why we need Uzique

2012-01-16 07:33:10

#8

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6519|...

"So what do we have here?"

2012-01-16 07:46:09

#9

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|4965|Dundee, Scotland.

jsnipy wrote:
"So what do we have here?"

she said, peering through her magnifying glass.

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2012-01-16 07:46:48

#10

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|5994

"In their enthusiasm for color and vibration they often neglected values, drawings, and unity in composition."

2012-01-16 07:50:18

#11

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5582

"Dependence upon foreigners; Kant--Rousseau, the sensualists, Hume, Swedenborg."

okay

2012-01-16 07:57:24

#12

Winston_Churchill: Bazinga!; +521|6735|Toronto | Canada

We said earlier that true and false are values.

2012-01-16 07:59:09

#13

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6320|Graz, Austria

"Document your safety standard with the category I CE-sign of conformity evaluation methods according to the EC-directives.
Material: self-adhesive, white foil"

2012-01-16 08:01:44

#14

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6678|Disaster Free Zone

The pairs of returns are plotted in Figure 3.13.

2012-01-16 08:02:03

#15

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6588

"The standard addition technique is a good procedure when the ISE responds directly to the ion being measured (analyte) and the ion of interest is stable so that the standards can be prepared"

Perhaps I shouldn't play at work?

2012-01-16 08:04:12

#16

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6689

"The oldest unquestioned human remains in the Americas are at sites in Alaska dated around 12,000 B.C., followed by a profusion of sites in the United States south of the Canadian border and in Mexico in the centuries just before 11,000 B.C."

rly accurate

x

2012-01-16 09:00:42

#17

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5785|Catherine Black

"It's called Corsairville and it's still there today."

wat

next nearest book:

"But according to an obscure government quango, the most irresponsible and dangerous programme on television is Top Gear.

ಠ_ಠ

2012-01-16 09:06:14

#18

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6655|BC, Canada

It was a picture book...

2012-01-16 09:10:42

#19

justice: OctoPoster; +978|6738|OctoLand

For me, the brand is central, whenever I say this to people, however, an awful lot of them feel their eyes misting over.

I know fucking karate

2012-01-16 09:12:13

#20

gurdeep: +812|4752|prolly

Its bluesy groove and catchy chorus recall any number of classic-rock songs, especially Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally."

2012-01-16 09:14:19

#21

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6340

"Unter den Piraten herrscht eine strikte Rangordnung nach Lebensalter"

Roughly translates to: "Pirates have a strict hierarchy based on their age."

Fuck yeah!

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2012-01-16 09:22:13

#22

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6651

Why do you want to know about my sex life? Pervert.

I checked my map and saw that I had about a quarter-mile distance to cover before I reached the south side of Bradley Lake, and then about three quarters of a mile to hike around the lake to get to my campsite.

2012-01-16 09:42:05

#23

Obiwan: Go Cards !!; +196|6691|The Ville

"Unleash the performance potential of your .22LR with the all-new PROSTAFF Rimfire riflescope." LOL

hahah to rifle man gun mags lol.

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2012-01-16 09:43:05

#24

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|5996|...

"Hinzu kommt, daß das ausmaß der verluste meist ziemlich hoch eingeschätzt worden ist, obwohl uns schlicht und einfach das Material fehlt, um es genau schätzen zu können"

Rough translation;

"The extent of the losses are usually estimated to be fairly high, though we simply lack the equipment to measure it accurately."

wat

FFLink wrote:
"Ma'am," said Graff, "I'm trying to get a very promising boy to agree to come to Battle School because the world faces a terrible enemy."

Ender's game

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inane little opines

2012-01-16 09:47:43

#25

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|5750|Roma

La bottiglia di champagne fu presto vuota.

sounds legit.

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