EE Chats January 2012

2012-01-17 10:05:33

#3576

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5370|London, England

My poo this morning smelled like the two cases of beer I drank this weekend and the Thai curry I ate last night for dinner. Fantastic.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2012-01-17 10:09:54

#3577

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6480

Why do you smell your own excrement?

2012-01-17 10:11:06

#3578

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|5977|London, England

maybe hes blind and he has to smell the paper to know hes done wiping?

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2012-01-17 10:12:16

#3579

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|5926|...

I am guessing everyone in the building got a whiff...

...

2012-01-17 10:14:37

#3580

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6685|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

When I shit, it smells. Ie, I dont need to sniff it, the waft naurally goes up my nose like a rush of rotten winter elderflower and shit.

Ive never had to smell it, or even sniff the paper. Just comes to me naturally and I know Im not gifted in that way.

2012-01-17 10:18:05

#3581

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6685|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The worst I have ever smelt is when they were building an LG plant in Newport. Id pop down there almost daily with deliveries of signs and had to walk past the portaloo's. The Koreans used these as the place was still a building site. They had their own canteen and I swear to god these crazy mofo's just used to eat Garlic, Chilli Prawns.

Nothing else, what a diet.

All of this was outdoors on a building site. The 2nd worse I did myself whilst on work exp in a posh company in London, only a small place, and i got found out, oops sorry.

2012-01-17 10:24:00

#3582

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6324

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2012-01-17 10:32:52

#3583

gurdeep: +812|4767|prolly

i cracked a redbull when i woke up and after a few sips and my morning cig, i had an amazing shite. kfc sauceless hot wings + doritos for dinner ^_^

2012-01-17 10:33:25

#3584

Chardee MacDennis: Green Man; +130|4566|Always Sunny in Philadelphia

fuck montreal. you aint in france you dumb fucks.

What is your Spaghetti Policy Here?

What A Long Strange Trip It's Been

2012-01-17 10:33:56

#3585

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6324

err...what?

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2012-01-17 10:36:13

#3586

gurdeep: +812|4767|prolly

Chardee MacDennis wrote:
fuck montreal. you aint in france you dumb fucks.

cleveland

2012-01-17 10:36:36

#3587

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6512|so randum

Chardee MacDennis wrote:
fuck montreal. you aint in france you dumb fucks.

hey marine are you here?

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2012-01-17 11:15:34

#3588

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6671|BC, Canada

mid day beer time.

2012-01-17 11:42:02

#3589

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6324

noice

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2012-01-17 11:46:03

#3590

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6485|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

Au!!

My shoulder still hurts

2012-01-17 12:15:32

#3591

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6603

Chardee MacDennis wrote:
fuck montreal. you aint in france you dumb fucks.

Shhhh. Don't tell them that!

Gives 'em a complex, makes 'em try to act more stereotypically Paris French.

2012-01-17 12:18:16

#3592

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6667

2012-01-17 12:22:13

#3593

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6355

Fucken hell, bring the ambalamps

https://www.abload.de/img/bf3-bf2ssig0250wvn.jpg

2012-01-17 12:24:29

#3594

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6324

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/ohno.gif

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2012-01-17 12:48:38

#3595

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6667

2012-01-17 14:51:27

#3596

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,053|6635|Little Bentcock

I need a poo

2012-01-17 14:56:32

#3597

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6667

Why scientists and engineers, logical thinkers, do not get into politics:

Scientists and engineers find it deeply frustrating to deal with people who are lying, know they are lying, and do not give a shit. Further, they find it deeply, deeply frustrating to work in a field that does not rely upon evidenced based thinking, but relies upon emotional persuasion and the systematic abuse of the irrational behaviorism of the crowds.

2012-01-17 14:57:11