for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
as long as you don't damage the genepool idgafHurricane2k9 wrote:
True ilo.
@Teds prolly, although that doesn't rule out adoption owned
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
i will adopt your child
And then there was that Woody Allen adoption story.
Had too much sex over last two days, too exhausted to get up and make myself the steak I'd bought. Making cereal for dinner instead. /fwp
I like pie.
Keep us updatedTSI wrote:
Had too much sex over last two days, too exhausted to get up and make myself the steak I'd bought. Making cereal for dinner instead. /fwp
ill take it
Yay, earlies are done. 3 days off.
Inlaw invasion.
Sumabitch is the most miserable cuss on the f'n planet. Last night he had me soo livid from bitching about the FSU basketball team's performance (down 20+ to VAtech), I turned the channel and retreated to the computer room. FSU won w/ 2 seconds left. Thanks for making me miss that.
Spilled 1/2 pot of coffee this AM. I don't drink the swill he does. So what a waste. Glad I had mopped the floors prior to his arrival. The cherry was he took my newspaper and also used up all the hot water. He'll be arriving again same time next month. He's become my period.
Sumabitch is the most miserable cuss on the f'n planet. Last night he had me soo livid from bitching about the FSU basketball team's performance (down 20+ to VAtech), I turned the channel and retreated to the computer room. FSU won w/ 2 seconds left. Thanks for making me miss that.
Spilled 1/2 pot of coffee this AM. I don't drink the swill he does. So what a waste. Glad I had mopped the floors prior to his arrival. The cherry was he took my newspaper and also used up all the hot water. He'll be arriving again same time next month. He's become my period.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
fwp
i could only afford a 30€ absinthe and not the one i wanted
Get my invite to go out at 10pm. It's a 30min trip at least to get there and no-one else to go with.
Waiting for delivery truck. Will probably get here one minute before the end of the 4 hour window.
Edit: got here 30 minutes into the window. /First World Pwnage
Edit: got here 30 minutes into the window. /First World Pwnage
I have to drink at home before going to a cocktail bar because I can´t afford to get to my level in said bar.
Left beer in freezer too long.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
I itched my groin now my hand smells like willy and I want to eat some strawberry laces
Maybe you should wash your junk more often?
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Scots can only afford to bathe when it rains.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
trying to download something from a file host and its limited to 50kbps, runs for about 30 minutes and gets near complete then fails.
for the 4th time
for the 4th time
Canada /= FWWinston_Churchill wrote:
trying to download something from a file host and its limited to 50kbps, runs for about 30 minutes and gets near complete then fails.
for the 4th time
nah its just really shitty hosts, all the posts on the thread are complaining about how terrible they are
there's an eyelash stuck in my eye!
Get more junk mail in my university account from people who should be sending important messages than I do in my account specifically meant for junk mail /FWP.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families