Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|6949|Toronto | Canada

Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6082|00770

Finray wrote:

Hey Eifa did I ever show you this?

what the hell lol'd

Jay wrote:

She has a cool nose for a witch.
blablabla.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6833|Little Bentcock
I wont lie, I would let her bang me, if she's lucky that is
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6811|132 and Bush

Dilbert_X wrote:

Kmar wrote:

oh no.. we find a wai. A good kick to the jowls should buy me time.
Good thinking, knock her out and she won't mind that the dog is watching.
Your sister never minded.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6082|00770

Kmar wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Kmar wrote:

oh no.. we find a wai. A good kick to the jowls should buy me time.
Good thinking, knock her out and she won't mind that the dog is watching.
Your sister never minded.
touché
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
rdx-fx
...
+955|6802

Kmar wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Kmar wrote:

oh no.. we find a wai. A good kick to the jowls should buy me time.
Good thinking, knock her out and she won't mind that the dog is watching.
Your sister never minded.
He doesn't have a sister.
You sure that wasn't just Dilbert in drag?
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6082|00770

Adams_BJ wrote:

I wont lie, I would let her bang me, if she's lucky that is
who?

Last edited by Eifa (2012-01-18 23:16:37)

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6833|Little Bentcock

Eifa wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

I wont lie, I would let her bang me, if she's lucky that is
who?
you silly
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6082|00770

Adams_BJ wrote:

Eifa wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

I wont lie, I would let her bang me, if she's lucky that is
who?
you silly
mmkay.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6316|eXtreme to the maX
A lesbian ex-coworker has posted a pic of herself with a baby as her facebook profile pic.

I'm assuming its hers seeing as it looks like a studio shot and it would be pretty weird to do that with someone elses kid.

How do I ask her - via facebook - how exactly she apparently has a child - bearing in mind we aren't currently facebook friends.
Fuck Israel
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6811|132 and Bush

Dilbert_X wrote:

A lesbian ex-coworker has posted a pic of herself with a baby as her facebook profile pic.

I'm assuming its hers seeing as it looks like a studio shot and it would be pretty weird to do that with someone elses kid.

How do I ask her - via facebook - how exactly she apparently has a child - bearing in mind we aren't currently facebook friends.
Just ask. It's not offensive.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6833|Little Bentcock

Kmar wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

A lesbian ex-coworker has posted a pic of herself with a baby as her facebook profile pic.

I'm assuming its hers seeing as it looks like a studio shot and it would be pretty weird to do that with someone elses kid.

How do I ask her - via facebook - how exactly she apparently has a child - bearing in mind we aren't currently facebook friends.
Just ask. It's not offensive.
Yes, but I would put it delicately still.

I suggest:

"Hey there! Remember me? I remember you, you're the dike I used to work with. Apparently you like the dick now?"
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6811|132 and Bush

i'm sure she's been asked before. just be blunt.. otherwise you'll sound like a twat.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6621|'Murka

Dilbert_X wrote:

A lesbian ex-coworker has posted a pic of herself with a baby as her facebook profile pic.

I'm assuming its hers seeing as it looks like a studio shot and it would be pretty weird to do that with someone elses kid.

How do I ask her - via facebook - how exactly she apparently has a child - bearing in mind we aren't currently facebook friends.
Just say "congratulations, when did the baby arrive" or something similar--referring to the profile pic. Just act as if it is her baby (as it most likely is). If it isn't, she wouldn't be offended and should explain the pic away.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5389|Sydney
She could be the aunt.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6316|eXtreme to the maX

Jaekus wrote:

She could be the aunt.
Improbable, could be her 'wife's' I suppose.

The key thing is to set it up so my reply can be something other than

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iqan8XR9hvQ/TWVS_qtsaXI/AAAAAAAAAvA/nXJsxMhBgAE/s1600/what_the_fuck3.jpg
Fuck Israel
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6877

Could just have been adoption or donor.
tuckergustav
...
+1,590|6124|...

or...why do you care?
...
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6708

he's a bleeding heart liberal. they*re full of FWP's . . .
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6782

could be adopted like someone said, my sister wants to adopt in the future
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6684|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Maybe she stole it?
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5568|London, England
dingoes stole it for her
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6927

Jay wrote:

dingoes stole it for her
oi cunt tahts a true story, a woman lost her baby coz of a dingo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azaria_Cha … appearance

The Crown alleged that Lindy Chamberlain had cut Azaria's throat in the front seat of the family car, hiding the baby's body in a large camera case. She then, according to the proposed reconstruction of the crime, rejoined the group of campers around a campfire and fed one of her sons a can of baked beans, before going to the tent and raising the cry that a dingo had taken the baby. It was alleged that at a later time, while other people from the campsite were searching, she disposed of the body.[8]
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5568|London, England
I know
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6927
prosecuted for murder of her baby when a dingo ate her baby. fwp
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