SuperJail Warden
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Dilbert_X wrote:

Got stung by wasps, dropped the bricks I was carrying, dented the concrete a bit but its probably coming up anyway, bricks are fine.
I knocked down the wasps nest, seem to be paper wasps but much larger than usual. Maybe they're Chinese infiltration wasps.
Now the nest is on the ground being eaten by ants, the wasps are clustered where the nest was looking sad.
I feel sorry for the wasps as individuals but not as a group.
Now I have to hose them away so they don't rebuild their illegal settllement or apply for asylum, a tragedy for the individual but survival of the fittest is the natural law of the world.
The wasps should be philosophical and accept in the long run they as a species will be fitter and stronger and less likely to sting people, or replaced by the next step in wasp evolution, or replaced by some completely difference species, and not take it against me personally.
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unnamednewbie13
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Dilbert_X wrote:

Got stung by wasps, dropped the bricks I was carrying, dented the concrete a bit but its probably coming up anyway, bricks are fine.
I knocked down the wasps nest, seem to be paper wasps but much larger than usual. Maybe they're Chinese infiltration wasps.
Now the nest is on the ground being eaten by ants, the wasps are clustered where the nest was looking sad.
I feel sorry for the wasps as individuals but not as a group.
Now I have to hose them away so they don't rebuild their illegal settllement or apply for asylum, a tragedy for the individual but survival of the fittest is the natural law of the world.
The wasps should be philosophical and accept in the long run they as a species will be fitter and stronger and less likely to sting people, or replaced by the next step in wasp evolution, or replaced by some completely difference species, and not take it against me personally.
That's probably the most self-aware post I've seen from you in a long time. Too bad it's probably all intended seriously.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
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Logged into my online banking today. Greeted by a screen saying "our records indicate your primary email is invalid. Please enter a new email." My personal email was listed and it wouldn't let me re-enter that value to actually proceed to the accounts. Odd considering I got an account summary just today in my email from them. Checked back to see if there was any notices to update that I missed and I don't see any. I'm hoping it's some sort of glitch that they fix within the next day or so, or else I'll have to call the support line and find out what gives.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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Dilbert_X wrote:

Got stung by wasps, dropped the bricks I was carrying, dented the concrete a bit but its probably coming up anyway, bricks are fine.
I knocked down the wasps nest, seem to be paper wasps but much larger than usual. Maybe they're Chinese infiltration wasps.
Now the nest is on the ground being eaten by ants, the wasps are clustered where the nest was looking sad.
I feel sorry for the wasps as individuals but not as a group.
Now I have to hose them away so they don't rebuild their illegal settllement or apply for asylum, a tragedy for the individual but survival of the fittest is the natural law of the world.
The wasps should be philosophical and accept in the long run they as a species will be fitter and stronger and less likely to sting people, or replaced by the next step in wasp evolution, or replaced by some completely difference species, and not take it against me personally.
Wasp update:

The ants ate the wasps nest and the wasps have dispersed.
I imagine they are in the process of setting up an unlicenced mini-cab operation.
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uziq
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lelz u r the funniest boi eva!!111

you should write for private eye, this political satire is brilliant.
lil_droo
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pornhub was martyred this week. like 10million+ videos deleted overnight lol. some simp from the NYT released an article saying there was rape/underage content on there and then visa and mastercard pulled their services and pornhub followed up by banning all content from non-verified users i guess in an effort to try and save itself. even if they get the CC companies back their site is gonna be dead as fuck and lose out on so much ad revenue etc. i have never even seen obvious underage content or bad shit on there, not that i seek that stuff out anyways. obviously this stuff exists but it's probably on places like facebook too, they should just need to remove it when it gets reported and deal with it. this is like nuking an entire city to kill a murderer that's on the loose. there's a lot of other porn out there but pornhub was one of the giants and had a ton of amateur and niche fetish content (some of it pirated) that is gone now. i'm sure a lot of other sites are gonna follow too

hundreds of BBC vs PAWG videos in my playlist gone in a blink of an eye, fuck my soul aches. never take things for granted

low key fuck twenty twentyyyyyy

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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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Mac can hit you up with 4k porn if you need any
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uziq
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hundreds of BBC vs PAWG videos in my playlist gone in a blink of an eye, fuck my soul aches. never take things for granted
androoz is my top content creator 100%
unnamednewbie13
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Doesn't pornhub deleting most of its videos basically amount to severing one of the many arms of the kraken? Like afaik they're part of a much larger network of holdings.

Maybe it's more like a lizard shedding its own tail to distract a predator while it makes its escape.
Larssen
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I only ever see this guy post about porn, sex and whether or not he should pay chicks to comment on his dick
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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And that's why he is the top content creator of BF2S. Sorry mac
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DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
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I would think it would trigger a wave of migrations to other sites that eventually would also get smacked down once they get too well-known. I still have yet to read the actual article, but certainly pornographers don't have the best reputation to start with.

Also, PornHub To Delete All Content It Can’t Verify Is Really Between Stepson And Stepmother
uziq
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Larssen wrote:

I only ever see this guy post about porn, sex and whether or not he should pay chicks to comment on his dick
you missed the hey-day of androoz back in the bf2s peak, circa 2007/8. back then he was asking people what a dick was and how to go pee pee.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Doesn't pornhub deleting most of its videos basically amount to severing one of the many arms of the kraken? Like afaik they're part of a much larger network of holdings.

Maybe it's more like a lizard shedding its own tail to distract a predator while it makes its escape.
I looked it up. PornHub is owned by a company that also owns Brazzers and Reality King. So they have no excuse for being ignorant of the law. PornHub is still half the size of Xvideos which is owned in Eastern Europe. PornHub just got the attention due to their viral marketing and the fact that Xvideos can't be pressured by the New York Times.
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lil_droo
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DesertFox- wrote:

I would think it would trigger a wave of migrations to other sites that eventually would also get smacked down once they get too well-known. I still have yet to read the actual article, but certainly pornographers don't have the best reputation to start with.

Also, PornHub To Delete All Content It Can’t Verify Is Really Between Stepson And Stepmother
yes that's what's likely to happen. and fucking lmao according to that article they banned cuck porn too? that's retarded, that shit is harmless anyways. bad news for dilbert and larssen

and xvideos might be bigger but pornhub had better content. didn't know it was part of the same company that owned brazzers. i looked that shit up too and they also own redtube and youporn so rip in piece those sites as well.
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lil_droo
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uziq wrote:

Larssen wrote:

I only ever see this guy post about porn, sex and whether or not he should pay chicks to comment on his dick
you missed the hey-day of androoz back in the bf2s peak, circa 2007/8. back then he was asking people what a dick was and how to go pee pee.
i vividly remember some thread about pets and someone making a joke about having a trouser snake or something and i asked what that was. genuinely didn't know or couldn't figure it out lmao. i was like 12 years old i think. god i was retarded back then. i still kinda am but not at that level anymore
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KEN-JENNINGS
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lil_droo wrote:

DesertFox- wrote:

I would think it would trigger a wave of migrations to other sites that eventually would also get smacked down once they get too well-known. I still have yet to read the actual article, but certainly pornographers don't have the best reputation to start with.

Also, PornHub To Delete All Content It Can’t Verify Is Really Between Stepson And Stepmother
yes that's what's likely to happen. and fucking lmao according to that article they banned cuck porn too? that's retarded, that shit is harmless anyways. bad news for dilbert and larssen

and xvideos might be bigger but pornhub had better content. didn't know it was part of the same company that owned brazzers. i looked that shit up too and they also own redtube and youporn so rip in piece those sites as well.
The onion is a satire site. Welcome to the internet, strap in (or strap on, maybe in this case)!
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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I didn't believe anyone left on BF2S could eat the onion
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uziq
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shahter got duped by an onion article in D&ST about 2 weeks ago.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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Forgot about that already
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uziq
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i only remember because it was a very very good onion video. the one about a trump fan reading 800 pages of queer theory.
Larssen
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KEN-JENNINGS
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The seriousness of the delivery juxtaposed with the absurdity of the actual literature was well done.
uziq
Member
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yep the delivery was perfect.
lil_droo
Member
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

lil_droo wrote:

DesertFox- wrote:

I would think it would trigger a wave of migrations to other sites that eventually would also get smacked down once they get too well-known. I still have yet to read the actual article, but certainly pornographers don't have the best reputation to start with.

Also, PornHub To Delete All Content It Can’t Verify Is Really Between Stepson And Stepmother
yes that's what's likely to happen. and fucking lmao according to that article they banned cuck porn too? that's retarded, that shit is harmless anyways. bad news for dilbert and larssen

and xvideos might be bigger but pornhub had better content. didn't know it was part of the same company that owned brazzers. i looked that shit up too and they also own redtube and youporn so rip in piece those sites as well.
The onion is a satire site. Welcome to the internet, strap in (or strap on, maybe in this case)!
oh shit lol. i'm well aware of the onion. i legit didn't even catch that it was an onion article. legit just clicked the hyperlink and scrolled down a bit so also didn't even pay attention to the banner. makes sense cause that shit seemed ridiculous lol
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