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unnamednewbie13
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Charities can benefit from the gigantic egos of donors, but don't you think it's a shame they couldn't be as successful without someone instantly jumping on instagram etc. with the good news?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I vote democrat. Of course I am a big supporter of helping the less fortunate. I live that everyday.

I don't have a facebook.

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DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

What's toxic about that? The Bible says it is okay.

1 Peter 4:8 "And above all things have fervent charity among yourselves: for charity shall cover the multitude of sins."
If you're going that route, one of the few things I took from the Bible as I paged through it was:

Matthew 6:1-4 wrote:

Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret.
Not out of the sense that I'd expect any heavenly reward, but I'm not a fan of the self-promotion via charity.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Wow, I give some money to help out the needy and suddenly I am the bad guy?
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,900|5435|949

Ask them what sum of money you need to donate to get a bathroom stall on their corporate campus named after you.

"The Macbeth Stall for Fecal Deposits" kinda just rolls off the tongue.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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That's very hurtful. But I know you just want the chance to list all of your charitable donations. So go get your tax form and let us see them, Ken.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,900|5435|949

No thanks

I dont donate a lot of money to charities tbh, and I certainly don't feel any need to brag about it

Getting buildings named for you after you donate is the capitalist/philanthropist way. I'm just nudging you towards fulfilling your God-given destiny.

Aren't you a 43 year-old tech entrepreneur? Or is that next week's vocation? Am I reading too far ahead?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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That's very disappointing to hear that a former alter boy isn't a big supporter of the less fortunate.

How do you absolve your sins?
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,900|5435|949

I pray the rosary every night before bed.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+431|2523
That's very thoughtful I have been meaning to get around to buying a nice rosary for my car from the official Vatican gift shop.
https://www.vaticangift.com/
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,900|5435|949

I think if you bundle it with a dashboard jesus you get 15% off
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I was thinking about getting the $700 16 inch Virgin Mary but I don't have a place to put her.
https://www.vaticangift.com/holy-statue … ize-3.html
and my family would think it is weird for me to put it up anyway. They don't know I found Christ.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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I try to give money at a lower level, not to charities where the boards pay themselves millions of dollars and half the money goes on 'admin costs'.
Epstein didn't kill himself
uziq
Member
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dilbert helps the poor and needy by paying them to have sex with him.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,715|4909|eXtreme to the maX
That as well.
Epstein didn't kill himself
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+431|2523
Literally injecting money straight into the economy
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+431|2523
What is the ethnic makeup of the women you rent, Dilbert? Do you only rent white women or would you rent an Asian? Do you not rent Asians because you are afraid they will steal your precious bodily fluids and life essence?
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,868|5575|USA

Dilbert only goes for cat people.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,715|4909|eXtreme to the maX
So far
Spanish
English
Australian
New Zealand
Spartan
Italian
Epstein didn't kill himself
Shahter
Zee Ruskie
+295|5579|Moscow, Russia
What else have you recorded about them? Eye color? Panty size?
if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+431|2523
I could never hire a sex worker. I am too paranoid about disease. The first time I'd catch a cold after having sex with a sex worker I would think I had AIDS and was dying. If I find a sore or blister someplace on my body I would become paranoid and think I contracted syphilis.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/271/387/dc4.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,868|5575|USA

Shahter wrote:

What else have you recorded about them? Eye color? Panty size?
I would hazard a guess at supernumerary nipples, ear height, length of vestigial tail, and a hazardous affinity towards small, defenseless animals.
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
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Dilbert_X wrote:

So far
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English
Australian
New Zealand
Spartan
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Don't like the Scots and Irish?
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
uziq
Member
+379|2255
dilbert is in deep denial about his ginger hair. why would he want to purchase a prostitute with defective ginger pubes?
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,715|4909|eXtreme to the maX

War Man wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

So far
Spanish
English
Australian
New Zealand
Spartan
Italian
Don't like the Scots and Irish?
I thought a girl was Irish, turned out to be Canadian

Which reminds me

Spanish
English
Australian
New Zealand
Spartan
Italian
Canadian
Epstein didn't kill himself

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