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unnamednewbie13
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+1,839|5523|USA

You have a widow's peak?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+403|2471
Yes
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,839|5523|USA

I'd ask how you think Vegeta would teach a classroom full of inattentive students, but then uziq might ask me why I have such an intimate knowledge of the dragon balls.
Dauntless
Admin
+2,237|5494|London

We're entering lockdown on Thursday, I managed to get an appointment at my barbers at 7:30pm on Wednesday 😎

I'll probably have one of the last legal haircuts in the UK
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+403|2471

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

I'd ask how you think Vegeta would teach a classroom full of inattentive students, but then uziq might ask me why I have such an intimate knowledge of the dragon balls.
That would be a weird question since I am an ophthalmologist.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,839|5523|USA

It's admirable that you are teaching a worthy profession like ophthalmology to an underprivileged generation of black youth.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+403|2471
Thanks newbie.

It's fitting that you have the last post here since I was coming to say how jealous I am of you having a workshop at your disposal. I need to build something to stop my boxes from sliding off the shelf. I remember how I used to work on cars and had access to a whole workshop of odds and ends to build stuff and it made me sad I can't tinker with stuff anymore now that I am a South Korean tax attorney.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,687|5489|Oxferd Ohire
I took a 6mile walk on the beach and it got a bit sunny. I am now quite red.
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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It's veterans day. As a veteran of the Persia Gulf War I am really upset that there were no veterans day deals for me at the electronics store.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,839|5523|USA

Oh please, you'd have caught the tail end of Enduring Freedom at the most and then been basically led on a trail of rose petals into a cop career. At least keep your personas age-appropriate.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+403|2471
Why don't you respect the troops? Why do you hate the flag? Why can't I be in my early 50's?
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,839|5523|USA

*early 50s with Gulf War syndrome.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+403|2471
Where's my disability check? Obamacare took away my VA benefits
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,839|5523|USA

You don't sound like you're in your 50s. Try for more wistful whining. Bitter, but not 60s bitter.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+403|2471
It's disrespectful to the troops not to stand for the anthem. The media is exaggerating COVID. Facebook is censoring me.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,687|5489|Oxferd Ohire
What if I'm walking during the anthem
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+403|2471
It's only okay if you are walking to buy a beer from a concession stand. Domestic beer like budweiser only too.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,887|5384|949

What about a diaper in an American flag motif? Am I a patriot for letting my 1 year old run around in one, or am I antifa for letting him shit on the American Flag?
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+746|5436|United States of America
I was thinking over the weekend with the election results how I don't even own anything American flag-related. Obviously that's a conscious choice, cause to me it seems only weirdos would care to ensure they have something MURICAN (which I grant some people probably have in the wardrobe for irony).
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,887|5384|949

I'm a strict no camo/no gaudy American patriot stuff person.

The closest I got was owning  "bush is a liar" and "support our troops, bring them home"  t shirts when I was radicalized in college.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,839|5523|USA

I have some flag shirts that were bought for me long ago (and one from a minimart because I got caught in a surprise downpour and was completely soaked). I don't wear them at least in public. In my view, they violate the spirit of the flag code. I wore camo pants in my early 20s from time to time. Another article of clothing bought for me, though that time years ago in high school. They've since been splattered in like a bajillion different colors of paint. I do have an American flag folded somewhere that I used to fly on patriotic holidays, but its condition is too poor for display anymore.

I know they exist, but I've yet to speak with a veteran who was angry about football players kneeling. The ones I've spoken with  either simply disagreed with doing it but figured that's American rights for you, or actually agreed with the intended message of the kneeling.

Patriots shouldn't believe that the anthem should be played at sporting events. Use to promote a for-profit game, as with likewise misuse of the US flag, does seem to cheapen it. I think the people who rabble-roused and spun the kneeling into something anti-patriotic have a lot to answer for.

Macbeth needs to improve his gulf war vet roleplay.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,687|5489|Oxferd Ohire
My car is.... sweating?
Everyone else's car is dry but mine built up a ton of moisture being in a parking garage for 3 days or something.
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+403|2471
You have the weirdest car stories. Did you ever think your car might be haunted?
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,839|5523|USA

Check your door seals.

To add a laundry list:

Clean the dirt off (that attracts moisture), don't leave stuff like damp towels or umbrellas in, do leave in one of those passive RV/marine dehumidifier buckets, air out your car every now and then, wipe down your windows.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,687|5489|Oxferd Ohire
It was never like this till I got to floreda and this goddamn humidity.
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png

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