Have you ever hit the headboard?Jaekus wrote:
I was actually just talking to my gf on the phone 5 minutes ago and reminisced about the time I pulled out and covered her from just below her navel to her collar bone.Kmar wrote:
I actually censored it quite a bit..lolEifa wrote:
too much information...
No, but I've got something to aim for now (pun intended)Kmar wrote:
Have you ever hit the headboard?Jaekus wrote:
I was actually just talking to my gf on the phone 5 minutes ago and reminisced about the time I pulled out and covered her from just below her navel to her collar bone.Kmar wrote:
I actually censored it quite a bit..lol
Timing is everything.. and she was doing the aiming.Jaekus wrote:
No, but I've got something to aim for now (pun intended)Kmar wrote:
Have you ever hit the headboard?Jaekus wrote:
I was actually just talking to my gf on the phone 5 minutes ago and reminisced about the time I pulled out and covered her from just below her navel to her collar bone.
my dog usually just looks at me and walks off herself. i can almost hear her go "oh not again.."Kmar wrote:
but then she freaks out at the door. I can't tell you how many times I have (jokingly said) "I hate that dog". She's usually fine, and doesn't want anything to do with us. But every once and awhile I've thought about chaining her outside for a bit..lolEifa wrote:
this is exactly why we kick the dog out of the room.Kmar wrote:
Dog started licking my toes a couple weeks ago during relations. Nearly ruined the moment.
#fwp
/more tmi for eifa
My girl thinks it's funny. Even cute sometimes. I'm thinking this is a new level of bullshit
Well when she is on her back and she turns her head and this is literally in her face..Eifa wrote:
my dog usually just looks at me and walks off herself. i can almost hear her go "oh not again.."Kmar wrote:
but then she freaks out at the door. I can't tell you how many times I have (jokingly said) "I hate that dog". She's usually fine, and doesn't want anything to do with us. But every once and awhile I've thought about chaining her outside for a bit..lolEifa wrote:
this is exactly why we kick the dog out of the room.
My girl thinks it's funny. Even cute sometimes. I'm thinking this is a new level of bullshit
wouldn't call it cute tho..
ok that's cute... but her licking your toes while you're minding your own business with the mrs.. not cute.Kmar wrote:
Well when she is on her back and she turns her head and this is literally in her face..Eifa wrote:
my dog usually just looks at me and walks off herself. i can almost hear her go "oh not again.."Kmar wrote:
but then she freaks out at the door. I can't tell you how many times I have (jokingly said) "I hate that dog". She's usually fine, and doesn't want anything to do with us. But every once and awhile I've thought about chaining her outside for a bit..lol
My girl thinks it's funny. Even cute sometimes. I'm thinking this is a new level of bullshit
wouldn't call it cute tho..
all of a sudden... epileptic seizureKmar wrote:
no.. and i'm kicking at her whilst the mrs is going "are you ok?" ..lol
Yeah..Sisco wrote:
Ah, memories...
Or, as we call it, "white guy sex"Eifa wrote:
all of a sudden... epileptic seizureKmar wrote:
no.. and i'm kicking at her whilst the mrs is going "are you ok?" ..lol
"You gotta cramp in your leg?"Eifa wrote:
all of a sudden... epileptic seizureKmar wrote:
no.. and i'm kicking at her whilst the mrs is going "are you ok?" ..lol
sheeeyatrdx-fx wrote:
Or, as we call it, "white guy sex"Eifa wrote:
all of a sudden... epileptic seizureKmar wrote:
no.. and i'm kicking at her whilst the mrs is going "are you ok?" ..lol
hahaha, i can imagine..Kmar wrote:
"You gotta cramp in your leg?"Eifa wrote:
all of a sudden... epileptic seizureKmar wrote:
no.. and i'm kicking at her whilst the mrs is going "are you ok?" ..lol
"No just gimme a sec"
".. wanna flip"
..lol
my bank is pretty good (National Australia Bank). Biggest bank in Australia, loads of ATMs and no account fees xDKmar wrote:
Credit Union
they aren't held to Wallstreet standards and profit margins.. so they typically don't have all of those bullshit fees.
I don't think the woman could fight her off if she got really playful..Eifa wrote:
hahaha, i can imagine..Kmar wrote:
"You gotta cramp in your leg?"Eifa wrote:
all of a sudden... epileptic seizure
"No just gimme a sec"
".. wanna flip"
..lol
so..Kmar wrote:
I don't think the woman could fight her off if she got really playful..Eifa wrote:
hahaha, i can imagine..Kmar wrote:
"You gotta cramp in your leg?"
"No just gimme a sec"
".. wanna flip"
..lol
dog weight = 110lbs
Girl weight = 97 lbs
