If you ever go to NY don't bother visiting the shuttle. All you can see is the ass of it. You can't get close.
i saw one go up in florida. it sounded like the biggest fart you've ever heard. pretty sure it was the same one that broke up and killed everyone on re-entry.
people from out of town don't know how to drive.
who doesn't know how to fill their car? Put in nozzle, squeeze.
Had too many mints and now I need something to drink. There are soda machines but I don't have 2 dollars. I have one dollar, a 10, and a 20. No one has change. I will have to drink from a water fountain.
someone asked me for change once but i didn't like what they said in class so i told them i didn't have any.
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eating lots of mint has a laxative effect.
spent 6 days building a server and get done and boss says 'good now do it again, this time document it'. Told me NOT to document it the first time so I'd have to do it twice.
Cut his tires
no u
Alright, give me his address.
1 Main Drive
You should always document it regardless.
dont you know how to IT.
dont you know how to IT.
Left for the airport an hour early to make it through rush hour traffic in Vancouver. Got to airport 45 mins early. Flight delayed 45 minutes.
(lol)
Fack yerselfs adums.
I volunteer to do that for him
Then make it rough so he remembers.
I would let everyone violate me here.
except rick. he just likes to be difficult.
except rick. he just likes to be difficult.
well its TRUE
I was supposed to set up something on google for a group project due next month. Something we could share documents on or something. I don't know. i let the group down already and is only the first day.
no problem, it's a pattern you've well established.
you'll sleep the same as you do every night, and the only highlight is the miniskirt the asian shows when
* your in class
*your in line for career counseling
* your in line for public assistance
* your in line for the 99 cent burger special at the local Burger King because you panhandled a dollar from the guy that used to be your profeesor at the school you dropped out of.
you'll sleep the same as you do every night, and the only highlight is the miniskirt the asian shows when
* your in class
*your in line for career counseling
* your in line for public assistance
* your in line for the 99 cent burger special at the local Burger King because you panhandled a dollar from the guy that used to be your profeesor at the school you dropped out of.