andros
Banned
+256|4971|HK Chitral, Pakistan

Jay wrote:

In the andros household they don't believe in tampons. They use wadded up recycled biodegradeable reusable organic rags. The string is made from human hair rescued from the drain.
dude wtf. only part you were right about is the shitting part lol. sometimes after a piss we don't flush if we're gonna be pissing again cause it wastes water (we're on a well and although it's fine but still)

and 90% of the time i piss outside in the yard because... why not? no neighbors directly around and it's fucking enjoyable just pissing in the open air.

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13rin
Member
+977|6737

Poseidon wrote:

you found cases? i was just lucky enough to have picked up 3 cases of water the other day before the hysteria hit. my mom went today and said she couldn't find a single case.

and lol stop and shop, worst job ever
You're part time Floridian now man... We live and deal with this shit.  Ya gotta have these things in stock at any given moment...bleach, canned goods (enough for a few weeks rations, I rotate stock through the year), generator (working for a guardian, but a small honda would do you well, quiet & efficient), water (or use the water stuck in the hotwater heater in a pinch or if yer really fucked fill up the bathtubs prior to), sterno fuel (fer' cooking shit), lamps & oil (fer seeing shit), charcoal/propane, guns & ammo, batteries/flashlights, gasoline, and beer.  Air tight/fire proof safe is good too.  And yes, have your data & precious shit backed up on a fucking iron key.  If you take meds, ffs get them filled prior storm and look out for your relatives in that aspect too.  Good thing yer' getting a few days notice eh'?
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD

13rin wrote:

You're part time Floridian now man
awks
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13rin
Member
+977|6737
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I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD
you can ask him for the deetz but Miami didn't work out for him, he's gonna go to Albany
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13rin
Member
+977|6737

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

you can ask him for the deetz but Miami didn't work out for him, he's gonna go to Albany
ah. meh' still be prepared.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD
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andros
Banned
+256|4971|HK Chitral, Pakistan
damn i wanna go planking but i don't have anyone to take pics of the planks.

would be to plank in the mall.
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5616|London, England
✔ Forever Alone
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6570

G'night BF2s <3
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5616|London, England
Mayor Michael Bloomberg says officials expect to shut down the city's entire transit system at some point Saturday afternoon ahead of the arrival of Hurricane Irene, which is now forecasted to strike eastern Queens. He says service likely won't be available again until sometime Monday or perhaps later.


FML.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
CC-Marley
Member
+407|7087
Alone Forever............Forever
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6859|132 and Bush

Jay wrote:

Mayor Michael Bloomberg says officials expect to shut down the city's entire transit system at some point Saturday afternoon ahead of the arrival of Hurricane Irene, which is now forecasted to strike eastern Queens. He says service likely won't be available again until sometime Monday or perhaps later.


FML.
Hurricane Party!
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD

Jay wrote:

Mayor Michael Bloomberg says officials expect to shut down the city's entire transit system at some point Saturday afternoon ahead of the arrival of Hurricane Irene, which is now forecasted to strike eastern Queens. He says service likely won't be available again until sometime Monday or perhaps later.


FML.
sux
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD

Kmar wrote:

Jay wrote:

Mayor Michael Bloomberg says officials expect to shut down the city's entire transit system at some point Saturday afternoon ahead of the arrival of Hurricane Irene, which is now forecasted to strike eastern Queens. He says service likely won't be available again until sometime Monday or perhaps later.


FML.
Hurricane Party!
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5616|London, England

Kmar wrote:

Jay wrote:

Mayor Michael Bloomberg says officials expect to shut down the city's entire transit system at some point Saturday afternoon ahead of the arrival of Hurricane Irene, which is now forecasted to strike eastern Queens. He says service likely won't be available again until sometime Monday or perhaps later.


FML.
Hurricane Party!
I want to see the Giants/Jets game played in a hurricane on Sunday
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD

Kmar wrote:

Jay wrote:

Mayor Michael Bloomberg says officials expect to shut down the city's entire transit system at some point Saturday afternoon ahead of the arrival of Hurricane Irene, which is now forecasted to strike eastern Queens. He says service likely won't be available again until sometime Monday or perhaps later.


FML.
Hurricane Party!
knowing yuppies and hipsters, there will probably be cyclone-themed drinks at bars across the eastern seaboard this weekend/next week
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andros
Banned
+256|4971|HK Chitral, Pakistan

Jay wrote:

✔ Forever Alone
damnit lol. i made that as a joke but looks like you're gonna use it against me. -_-
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD
Jackie Daniels <3
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Stimey
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+786|6378|Ontario | Canada
marijuana <3
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD
i wish I could grow a mean beard
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,979|6890|949

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Kmar wrote:

Jay wrote:

Mayor Michael Bloomberg says officials expect to shut down the city's entire transit system at some point Saturday afternoon ahead of the arrival of Hurricane Irene, which is now forecasted to strike eastern Queens. He says service likely won't be available again until sometime Monday or perhaps later.


FML.
Hurricane Party!
knowing yuppies and hipsters, there will probably be cyclone-themed drinks at bars across the eastern seaboard this weekend/next week
Was like that here for 'carmaggedon' when the 405 shut down for two days right by the Getty
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD
i think less than 2 hours after the earthquake this week there were bars announcing quake-themed drinks. i'm pretty sure DC is one of the most alcoholic cities in the US.

by Getty do you mean the gas stations? the fuck were they selling?
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Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6859|132 and Bush

This is what a hurricane should look like.

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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD
hurricane in my toilet
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