AussieReaper
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+5,761|6411|what

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

just bought a shitload of water and some non-perishables for my mom and sis

no tampons?

Anyone would think you've never had a gf before.
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD
@Pos right now they're predicting more of a sideswipe for the DC area. We're under a tropical storm watch but that's "all." I think the stores will be worse tomorrow (which sucks cos that's when I'm moving in to my house near uni and I need to go grocery shopping!) and Saturday, particularly if the projected path moves westward.

@AR I'm pretty sure they have enough tampons. And even when I had a gf I never bought tampons for her
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6995|Cinncinatti
what, was she 7?
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andros
Banned
+256|4971|HK Chitral, Pakistan
dude wouldn't that be kinda weird buying tampons for your mom/sister?

jus sayin
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6995|Cinncinatti
not in the south

prolly
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD
@andros yeah

@rick i'm not in the south, and no, I just never bought tampons for her cause uh she was perfectly capable of knowing how many she had
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AussieReaper
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+5,761|6411|what

andros wrote:

dude wouldn't that be kinda weird buying tampons for your mom/sister?

jus sayin
What if there is a flood?
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jsnipy
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+3,277|6780|...

the rag it would be, literally.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5616|London, England
In the andros household they don't believe in tampons. They use wadded up recycled biodegradeable reusable organic rags. The string is made from human hair rescued from the drain.
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD
I think I barfed a little
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD
jsnipy bet you felt that quake eh?
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5616|London, England
I bet they are one of those families that only flushes after a shit, hence his excitement to tell us about it.
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SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6826|Mountains of NC

just stuff a pillow up there
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Trotskygrad
бля
+354|6257|Vortex Ring State

andros wrote:

wtf would i write on their wall though?

wouldn't it be kinda creepy if i just introduced myself to a girl on fb lol.
not really lol
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6796|Long Island, New York
i'm pretty much all set for irene

not working till tuesday
putting my brand new car in my dad's garage
have supplies
renting a townhouse, so we're not a homeowner... and we have insurance for any losses in the place

so i'm ready
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5616|London, England
Suffolk county lol
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD
mom lives on the seventh floor of an apartment building so no worries for flooding, and I doubt any tree branches will fly up and break a window so they're set on that front.

I on the other hand will be living in a basement.
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD
This honestly wouldn't be that bad of a storm given the current projections for us if it wasn't for the shitty electric utility. Pepco blows, they don't bother trimming trees and they're too cheap to bury the power lines underground so every time there's a strong storm (snow, rain, anything) there's a good chance that a lot of people will go without power for a few days.
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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6796|Long Island, New York

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

This honestly wouldn't be that bad of a storm given the current projections for us if it wasn't for the shitty electric utility. Pepco blows, they don't bother trimming trees and they're too cheap to bury the power lines underground so every time there's a strong storm (snow, rain, anything) there's a good chance that a lot of people will go without power for a few days.
when gloria (the last really major hurricane to hit LI besides Bob) hit in '86 apparently the power was out for like a week. hopefully LIPA does its job efficiently this time

honestly it's kind of funny to see people freaking out though. people all over work are going nuts thinking the earth is about to reverse polarity or something.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5616|London, England
Suffolk always ends up with tens of thousands powerless after every major storm. Lots of big trees.
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-Frederick Bastiat
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6796|Long Island, New York
my area (port jefferson) has a shitload of tall trees, so i'm expecting my power out for at least a solid 2 days
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD

Poseidon wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

This honestly wouldn't be that bad of a storm given the current projections for us if it wasn't for the shitty electric utility. Pepco blows, they don't bother trimming trees and they're too cheap to bury the power lines underground so every time there's a strong storm (snow, rain, anything) there's a good chance that a lot of people will go without power for a few days.
when gloria (the last really major hurricane to hit LI besides Bob) hit in '86 apparently the power was out for like a week. hopefully LIPA does its job efficiently this time

honestly it's kind of funny to see people freaking out though. people all over work are going nuts thinking the earth is about to reverse polarity or something.
i think the latter would be less devastating actually but yeah, it'll be pretty rough but I don't think it'll be much compared to what they get in the south barring some crazy last-minute strengthening of the cyclone

@Jay sounds like Pepco's asshole new yorker cousin
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5616|London, England
LIPA and ConEd both suck giant geoduck.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6796|Long Island, New York

Jay wrote:

LIPA and ConEd both suck giant geoduck.
sums it up pretty well

lolipamonopoly
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5960|College Park, MD
I think Pepco was voted one of the most hated companies in the US, or at least the area.
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