13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6540

Sturgeon wrote:

Uzique is back
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6514

Uzique wrote:

andros wrote:

anyone else like the way british people say "literally"?

quite literally attractive.
well us brits don't speak in split infinitives so that example is really literally bad
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Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6666|Little Bentcock
Adams_BJ is back!
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6780|Oxferd Ohire
just like the reds came back from getting swept by the mets to sweep the giants
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6666|Little Bentcock

RTHKI wrote:

just like the reds came back from getting swept by the mets to sweep the giants
hey you know what fuck you dick
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6540

my neighbors' lawnmower is going  "huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunghhhhhhhhhhhh" "huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunghhhhhhhhhhhh" "huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunghhhhhhhhhhhh" so annoying.

i should give it back to him.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6666|Little Bentcock
piss in his fuel tank. That fixes it.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6540

it only holds .5 litres . . .
andros
Banned
+256|4756|HK Chitral, Pakistan
i remember a couple years ago when i was in oregon a radio station had this song on what seemed like an endless repeat lol.

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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6780|Oxferd Ohire

Adams_BJ wrote:

RTHKI wrote:

just like the reds came back from getting swept by the mets to sweep the giants
hey you know what fuck you dick
giants are still the better team : (
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6666|Little Bentcock

13urnzz wrote:

it only holds .5 litres . . .
chuck a v8 on there. I did that when my lawn was constantly covered by next doors cats. The standard mower just sort of whacked them and got caught in their bodies, meaning I had a horrible job of trying to clean it out after each cat. With the v8 it just went straight through them















it should also require a larger fuel tank, so you can then piss in it.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6666|Little Bentcock

RTHKI wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

RTHKI wrote:

just like the reds came back from getting swept by the mets to sweep the giants
hey you know what fuck you dick
giants are still the better team : (
AND DONT YOU FORGET IT
tuckergustav
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+1,590|5957|...

Toilet Sex wrote:

i've never thrown up through drinking either because i'm that good
I don't recall ever throwing up while drinking...but I have heard stories. LOL
...
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6514
s0 fuckin f4d3d on these keystone lites br0
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gurdeep
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+812|4798|proll­y

Uzique wrote:

s0 fuckin f4d3d on these keystone lites br0
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6736

Adams_BJ wrote:

The standard mower just sort of whacked them and got caught in their bodies, meaning I had a horrible job of trying to clean it out after each cat. With the v8 it just went straight through them
https://verybadfrog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Meanwhile-in-Australia-2.jpg
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6540

Adams_BJ wrote:

it should also require a larger fuel tank, so you can then piss in it.
+1

that way, the lawn gets mowed, i can drink all the beer i want, and my neighbor finally gets pussy from the neighborhood. good thinking Adams!
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6666|Little Bentcock
so how bout them 'topes
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6514
just fuckin skullbanged a whole fuckin can of bud light bro and my carpet is spinnin and my head is sooo fucking light

nigga get me some oxygen this shit is DOPE
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andros
Banned
+256|4756|HK Chitral, Pakistan
check out uzique's new kool ray bans > <
Philosophy, economics, culture, science, art. <3
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6514
i haven't purchased any new eyewear in at least 8 months so i am a little perplexed by your previous statement
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Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6666|Little Bentcock

13urnzz wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

it should also require a larger fuel tank, so you can then piss in it.
+1

that way, the lawn gets mowed, i can drink all the beer i want, and my neighbor finally gets pussy from the neighborhood. good thinking Adams!
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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6514
perhaps you have me confused with one pvt-vendetta who did, in actual fact, purchase a fine pair of eyewear by ray ban in a similar wayfarer style in the recent past.
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Dauntless
Admin
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well if it isn't this guy
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6666|Little Bentcock
I cant pull of the wayfarer design

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