Sturgeon wrote:
Uzique is back
Uzique wrote:
well us brits don't speak in split infinitives so that example is really literally badandros wrote:
anyone else like the way british people say "literally"?
quite literally attractive.
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Adams_BJ is back!
hey you know what fuck you dickRTHKI wrote:
just like the reds came back from getting swept by the mets to sweep the giants
my neighbors' lawnmower is going "huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunghhhhhhhhhhhh" "huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunghhhhhhhhhhhh" "huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunghhhhhhhhhhhh" so annoying.
i should give it back to him.
i should give it back to him.
piss in his fuel tank. That fixes it.
it only holds .5 litres . . .
i remember a couple years ago when i was in oregon a radio station had this song on what seemed like an endless repeat lol.
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chuck a v8 on there. I did that when my lawn was constantly covered by next doors cats. The standard mower just sort of whacked them and got caught in their bodies, meaning I had a horrible job of trying to clean it out after each cat. With the v8 it just went straight through them13urnzz wrote:
it only holds .5 litres . . .
it should also require a larger fuel tank, so you can then piss in it.
AND DONT YOU FORGET ITRTHKI wrote:
giants are still the better team : (Adams_BJ wrote:
hey you know what fuck you dickRTHKI wrote:
just like the reds came back from getting swept by the mets to sweep the giants
I don't recall ever throwing up while drinking...but I have heard stories. LOLToilet Sex wrote:
i've never thrown up through drinking either because i'm that good
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s0 fuckin f4d3d on these keystone lites br0
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Uzique wrote:
s0 fuckin f4d3d on these keystone lites br0
Adams_BJ wrote:
The standard mower just sort of whacked them and got caught in their bodies, meaning I had a horrible job of trying to clean it out after each cat. With the v8 it just went straight through them

+1Adams_BJ wrote:
it should also require a larger fuel tank, so you can then piss in it.
that way, the lawn gets mowed, i can drink all the beer i want, and my neighbor finally gets pussy from the neighborhood. good thinking Adams!
so how bout them 'topes
just fuckin skullbanged a whole fuckin can of bud light bro and my carpet is spinnin and my head is sooo fucking light
nigga get me some oxygen this shit is DOPE
nigga get me some oxygen this shit is DOPE
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check out uzique's new kool ray bans > <
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i haven't purchased any new eyewear in at least 8 months so i am a little perplexed by your previous statement
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anytime. I also have tips on beating drug tests, beating the clock in high stress environments, and beating your wife! All in a package for just $399.95! But wait! There's more! If you call now, I'll throw in this bonus Miracle KnifeTM knife set, perfect for carving up all those dead bodies you have lying around for easy disposal!13urnzz wrote:
+1Adams_BJ wrote:
it should also require a larger fuel tank, so you can then piss in it.
that way, the lawn gets mowed, i can drink all the beer i want, and my neighbor finally gets pussy from the neighborhood. good thinking Adams!
perhaps you have me confused with one pvt-vendetta who did, in actual fact, purchase a fine pair of eyewear by ray ban in a similar wayfarer style in the recent past.
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well if it isn't this guy

I cant pull of the wayfarer design