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Last edited by Nic (2011-06-11 18:55:00)

tuckergustav
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wow...smug bastards aren't they?
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Jay
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+2,006|5328|London, England
What balls!

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5672|College Park, MD
lol that's ridiculous

they should vote from the rooftops
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Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6415|The Land of Scott Walker
Unbelievable, just begging for a court case.
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5207|Cleveland, Ohio
why not?  govt owns the land no matter what you people think.
UnkleRukus
That Guy
+236|5006|Massachusetts, USA

11 Bravo wrote:

why not?  govt owns the land no matter what you people think.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6415|The Land of Scott Walker
When you're willing to hand over the keys to your house under the same principle I'll acknowledge your position.
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5207|Cleveland, Ohio

Stingray24 wrote:

When you're willing to hand over the keys to your house under the same principle I'll acknowledge your position.
they already own the keys.  its their land.
UnkleRukus
That Guy
+236|5006|Massachusetts, USA
What's one landowner going to do against the might of the government. If they want it bad enough they'll take it.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Kampframmer
Esq.
+313|4812|Amsterdam
Theres a dude with an epic mustache sitting in the back
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5207|Cleveland, Ohio
fuck sake most people dont even own their homes....they are still rent-to-own from the banks.  so, you dont own the home and you dont own the land.  what do you want?

Last edited by 11 Bravo (2011-06-12 12:16:15)

Shahter
Zee Ruskie
+295|6745|Moscow, Russia
easy solution - make it voluntary. those who want "extra protection" may opt to give the keys to... ummm... who were those dudes anyway? and others will keep the keys and live knowing that if there's fire their door may be broken by firefighters trying to put it out, like, you know, the way it's always  been.
if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.
unnamednewbie13
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UnkleRukus wrote:

What's one landowner going to do against the might of the government. If they want it bad enough they'll take it.
I wonder what happens when all the city lawyers decide they don't want to make copies of their office keys for someone else to hang onto.
UnkleRukus
That Guy
+236|5006|Massachusetts, USA
That's completely different than the whole homeowner thing. Government already has whats in the lawyers offices, mostly. You think only lawyers keep case records and client info?
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6415|The Land of Scott Walker

11 Bravo wrote:

Stingray24 wrote:

When you're willing to hand over the keys to your house under the same principle I'll acknowledge your position.
they already own the keys.  its their land.
Do they?  Then why are they asking for them?
unnamednewbie13
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UnkleRukus wrote:

That's completely different than the whole homeowner thing. Government already has whats in the lawyers offices, mostly. You think only lawyers keep case records and client info?
[...] and it allows for the citizens of Cedar Falls to forcefully give the government keys to their commercial properties through universal 'lock boxes'.
Some conflicting info, perhaps. I'll post the ordinance itself later if someone doesn't beat me to it.

e: here's some of it, I guess.

Section 506, Key Boxes, is amended by adding the following thereto:

Subsection 506.3 A fire department key box shall be installed in each commercial or industrial building in the city which is equipped with a fire detection, fire alarm, or fire suppression system that is monitored by an alarm company with direct connection to the dispatch center of the city, and in each building equipped with an unsupervised local alarm system, and where immediate access to the interior of the building by fire department personnel is necessary for life-saving or firefighting purposes. A fire department key box shall also be installed in each residential property consisting of six (6) or more residential dwelling units. Each fire department key box shall be of a type and shall be installed in a location that is approved by the fire chief or his or her designee, and shall be installed in accordance with manufacturer's recommendations. Each application for a fire department key box shall be submitted to the fire chief or his or her designee.

The cost of purchase and installation of each fire department key box shall be paid by the building owner.

Each fire department key box shall contain the following keys:

a.
Keys to each locked point of egress, whether on the exterior or interior of the building.

b.
Keys to each locked mechanical room in the building.

c.
Keys to each locked electrical room in the building.

d.
Keys to other areas as determined by the fire chief or his or her designee.

A "fire department key box" means a secure box installed on the exterior of a building, containing keys to various locks on the premises of the building, to which only the fire chief or his or her designee has access.

If the building owner changes or causes to be changed any locks such that the keys located in the fire department key box will not unlock any of the locks described in this section, it shall be the responsibility of the building owner to furnish to the fire chief or his or her designee replacement keys to be placed in the fire department key box, at the owner's expense.



(Ord. No. 2137, § 1, 4-22-96; Ord. No. 2470, § 1, 2-9-04; Ord. No. 2537, § 3, 8-8-05)
11 Bravo
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+965|5207|Cleveland, Ohio

Stingray24 wrote:

11 Bravo wrote:

Stingray24 wrote:

When you're willing to hand over the keys to your house under the same principle I'll acknowledge your position.
they already own the keys.  its their land.
Do they?  Then why are they asking for them?
cuz its more kind than kicking down the door
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5672|College Park, MD

11 Bravo wrote:

why not?  govt owns the land no matter what you people think.
and do you think that's right?
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5328|London, England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

11 Bravo wrote:

why not?  govt owns the land no matter what you people think.
and do you think that's right?
It's what you get when the founding fathers replace 'private property' with 'happiness'.

From a logical standpoint, property taxes make the most sense. Property is always owned by someone, whether the owner is employed or not. The flip side is that property taxes mean the homeowner is nothing more than a tenant of the state. This, coupled with eminent domain laws, really does mean that people don't own the property on which their homes are built. What happens if you owe the state back property taxes? They seize the property. What happens if you fail to pay your mortgage? The property is seized. We don't own shit. We're just tenants. Try driving down your property value and see if the police don't come knocking on your door. Invest in that home! Drive up the property value! Pay higher taxes! It's the American Dream baby.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6294|Graz, Austria

Kampframmer wrote:

Theres a dude with an epic mustache sitting in the back
Right behind one with a big beard.
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5207|Cleveland, Ohio

Jay wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

11 Bravo wrote:

why not?  govt owns the land no matter what you people think.
and do you think that's right?
It's what you get when the founding fathers replace 'private property' with 'happiness'.

From a logical standpoint, property taxes make the most sense. Property is always owned by someone, whether the owner is employed or not. The flip side is that property taxes mean the homeowner is nothing more than a tenant of the state. This, coupled with eminent domain laws, really does mean that people don't own the property on which their homes are built. What happens if you owe the state back property taxes? They seize the property. What happens if you fail to pay your mortgage? The property is seized. We don't own shit. We're just tenants. Try driving down your property value and see if the police don't come knocking on your door. Invest in that home! Drive up the property value! Pay higher taxes! It's the American Dream baby.
13/f/taiwan
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some people are forgetting we have a 5th amendment.
11 Bravo
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