my schools so awsm that our unibar is right next to the law building.
dennis/brendan, mail me some herbals
can't believe federer knocked off djokovic. Would have so much rather seen him in the final against rafa than the same shit we've been seeing for years now. oh well
rafaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
10% on bc2 dl
I drank those beers with my white girlfriend one time before she got back with her exKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
i drank a bunch of delirium tremens last night and now my farts smell pretty bad.
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from feb to april
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banned for suspected cheating
derrrrrrrrrrp
derrrrrrrrrrp
yeah but asians are batshit crazy
i was a rebound. her mom liked me better than her ex
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and the fine ass japanese chick i was macking with had a boyfriend at the time and still does. stupid tramp
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sigh
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I dont trust people with blue eyes
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I haz hazel
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
that white girl had the prettiest eyes. they were like hazel and gray and blue
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Ive got really really dark almost black eyes
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it means you have no soul
I have the master race eyes

I got my dick rubbed by my homegirl the other week and i was very close to fucking her but she was drunk as fuck and Im not a creep and shes a skank who had just hooked up with some other dude in bushes at the party we were at like 3 minutes before she jumped on me and she was tryin gto kiss me but im sure she had a dick in her mouth right before. so I pass up on pussy and the 4 minutes later shes going home with some dude we have a class with and he has the reputation of being a creep and beating up on chicks and sure enough shes telling me now how much of a creep he is yada yada yada
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correctKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
it means you have no soul
I sold my soul to my best friend for half a rice crispies treat in the 5h grade after I saw that episode of the simpsons
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