13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6468

so, i wanted to get my pick-up going again, for a trip we're taking to Escalante.

https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2469/3933272342_aa1c0229e5_o.jpg

since we bought our two cars a year ago April, the truck got kicked to the RV parking and the car stole it's spot in the garage.
it's weathered two winters and the fucked up 'climate change' that everything here has, and when i went to start it Sunday - a fucking cat had made it's way into the engine compartment.

the truck gave a "whirrr-whirrr-clickclickclick" and this pissed off cat goes running across the yard and into the neighbors bushes. pussy.

bye bye bitch, gtfo

the click click click told me to lighten up on the key, or the solenoid was going to go. i busted out the trickle charger and after running it day and night, the needle hadn't moved. popped the caps and i looked, one cell is bone dry. like me, so i opened a beer, went to the tool chest,

https://img834.imageshack.us/img834/7987/newtoy.jpg

and busted out wrenches and pliers and shit. the fucking batteries a side-post, and has a bit of build up on it (like fluffy baking soda or something). i pour a little beer on it, and it foams a little. i go in the house, grab a coke, pop the top and pour a little of that on it. like a fucking science project from 8th grade, i foams up pretty spectacularly.

this gives me an idea - i go back in the house, grab a high ball glass, a couple of ice cubes, and a bottle of rum. i mix me a rum and coke, undo the bolts holding the battery in, and have my wife drive me to Sears.

i bought me a die hard and changed a fucking battery. brb, i gotta a bottle of rum to kill . . .
UnkleRukus
That Guy
+236|5007|Massachusetts, USA
10/10 would read again.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|4939|Dundee, Scotland.
Drunk burnzz rules
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5556

This sounds like something ATG would write.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5329|London, England
Use the coke and some tin foil on your bumpers next
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alexb
<3
+590|5911|Kentucky, USA

I'm in love with you, burnzz.
Reciprocity
Member
+721|6551|the dank(super) side of Oregon
nice canopy.
moar please
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6439

Macbeth wrote:

This sounds like something ATG would write.
That was my first reaction as well.

Doctor Strangelove wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

This sounds like something ATG would write.
That was my first reaction as well.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6468

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

moar please
so that 'fluffy white stuff' is on the terminals and posts, with a bit in the tray holding the battery from hitting the radiator.
the coke did a good job knocking it down where i poured it, and got greedy to mix it with my rum.
so i think 'vinegar, yeah - fuck a salad, this is an emergency' and i grabbed our best balsamic. twisted the cap, poured the purple shit onto the white shit and



Holee fuck! i got foam everywhere under the hood. i run over to the tap, crank the valve open, string the hose over to where the truck is.

GODDAM it! it's been freezing erry goddam night and the the hose, is still unconnected to the valve. water pissing every where but where i'm holding the hose, just a steady stream of invective from yours truly. FUCK!

i run over and crank the valve the other way, screw the hose on, and have at it again. good-bye motherfucking foam - find a home of your own.

the trays clean, i'm wet as a whoore in a navy port when the fleet comes in, and my my wife is all

https://img821.imageshack.us/img821/6555/wtfybq.jpg

i go tromping back in the garage for re-inforcements (a towel  and the goddam battery, which was sitting on the steps to the house) and we overcame.

that fucking battery is so in there, never to be removed again. fuck you battery, you just bought a one-way ticket to the scrap yard in a chevy s-10. how you like life now?

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S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6489|Montucky
Burnzz, use baking soda mixed in warm water to take off the corrosion on battery terminals.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6468

now you tell me . . .
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6482|Gold Coast
LoL
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Sisco
grandmaster league revivalist
+493|6314
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Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|4939|Dundee, Scotland.
Goddamn it this is the best thing im gonna read all day
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6620

I have no idea what I'm reading, but I do agree that it's strangle reminiscent of ATG. Probably because ATG would post about random things whilst drunk.
Benzin
Member
+576|5969

ghettoperson wrote:

I have no idea what I'm reading, but I do agree that it's strangle reminiscent of ATG. Probably because ATG would post about random things whilst drunk.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6549|Columbus, OH
Security Breach: Burnzzy'a account has been compromised.....SHUTDOWNEVERYTHING!
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6077|eXtreme to the maX
Alcohol and car maintenance are always a good combination.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6439
Am I the only one who suspects that this mysterious white foam is symbolism for something?

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