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unnamednewbie13
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If I catch my boots mysteriously floating around the living room emitting angry helicopter noises, I'm getting the shotgun. A 12 gauge can probably handle 30-50 feral hornets.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,002|3974|London, England

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

If I catch my boots mysteriously floating around the living room emitting angry helicopter noises, I'm getting the shotgun. A 12 gauge can probably handle 30-50 feral hornets.
Make sure you use hornet shot instead of bird shot
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
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Jay is right about how voting Democrat is voting like a woman and I can prove it.
https://i.imgur.com/MJTs5UE.png
Look at the picture of the reporter and the press secretary. The photo is made to look like the fat reporter is "owning" the bimbo press secretary. Why would CNN publish such a picture? Because CNN and Democrats are a fat women's party. The fat women Democrats want to "pwn" the bimbos while any real man would clearly rather spend quarantine time with the bimbo.
uziq
Member
+280|2068
yeah all the women in the white house are total babes.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+737|5301|United States of America
So the overwhelmingly white proportion of women who vote Republican are ... not voting like women?

Last edited by DesertFox- (2020-05-03 11:51:07)

SuperJail Warden
Member
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DesertFox- wrote:

So the overwhelmingly white proportion of women who vote Republican are ... not voting like women?
They are pro-bimbo voters.
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+691|4159|Toronto
What happened to that rottweiler looking press secretary D. Trump kept around for a while? Sarah Sanderson or something?

https://www.advocate.com/sites/advocate.com/files/2017/12/05/huckabeex750.jpg

What charm. There are about 10,000 other examples to choose from if you think I'm being unfair.

Last edited by Pochsy (2020-05-03 15:03:37)

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
SuperJail Warden
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She was from before they let Trump be Trump and hire the bimbo he always wanted and needed.
https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/200408134944-mcenany-white-house-press-secretary-exlarge-169.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,804|5388|USA

To be fair to McEnany, she has a JD from Harvard. Calling her a bimbo seems a little backwards. She's probably not stupid in the traditional sense, but she is certainly an asshole Republican mouthpiece and should be panned for that.

McEnany wrote:

"How I Met Your Brother -- Never mind, forgot he's still in that hut in Kenya."
Obama's brother happened to be a Trump supporter prior to the 2016 election, and is a Trump supporter for 2020. Whoops.
uziq
Member
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/ … fell-apart

fun story about the attempted coup in venezuela. sad!
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+691|4159|Toronto

uziq wrote:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/08/his-head-wasnt-in-the-world-of-reality-how-the-plot-to-invade-venezuela-fell-apart

fun story about the attempted coup in venezuela. sad!
That's insane. Like the whole thing was driver by delusions of grandeur. Wild.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,674|5353|Oxferd
Mac if you become a police officer will you start collecting challenge coins from the funerals you attend
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
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One of my close high school friends OD'd 3 years ago. I went to his funeral and took one of his funeral cards.
https://i.etsystatic.com/16991119/r/il/97354c/1530034313/il_570xN.1530034313_c26s.jpg
I have no idea where it is right now. Let me look.
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+691|4159|Toronto

SuperJail Warden wrote:

One of my close high school friends OD'd 3 years ago. I went to his funeral and took one of his funeral cards.
TODO: FIX GAL IMAGES
I have no idea where it is right now. Let me look.
Is the image of the funeral card to show us what a funeral card generally looks like? I'm a little confused.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
SuperJail Warden
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Pochsy wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

One of my close high school friends OD'd 3 years ago. I went to his funeral and took one of his funeral cards.
TODO: FIX GAL IMAGES
I have no idea where it is right now. Let me look.
Is the image of the funeral card to show us what a funeral card generally looks like? I'm a little confused.
I don't know if that is a common thing across cultures.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+737|5301|United States of America
That's a good looking picture for 93, even if they fucked up the comma in the birthday.
SuperJail Warden
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That's an ad for Etsy funeral card printing service.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+737|5301|United States of America
2/10 would not buy
uziq
Member
+280|2068
seeing as i'm doing such a good service for luttwak's career, here, here's his latest piece on mussolini's italy.

you could even join it up with our recent touching-upon italian neorealism and its film-makers/documentarians, who tried to expose the social dynamics and historical processes of the time! wow!!! it's basically a free education on this board!

https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v42/n10 … ncompetent

Scuba diving​ was pioneered in Italy and so was the combat frogman and all his equipment, including hand-placed limpet mines and the explosive motor boats and manned torpedoes that the Japanese would copy as suicide weapons – the originals allowed the operators to save themselves, if they were lucky. With a tiny fraction of the Italian navy’s resources, between 1941 and 1943 Italy’s sea commandos destroyed two British battleships, wrecked a heavy cruiser and two destroyers as well as 18 supply ships and tankers. Aside from much technical ingenuity, this exemplary force multiplier required heroism of a particular kind, not just individual but collective, not just episodic but habitual: the fragile prototypes that made up the equipment could be deadly even in training, let alone when intruding into enemy harbours and through torpedo nets.

Another spectacular display of effective heroism, noted by John Gooch in Mussolini’s War, was the all-out charge of the Savoia Cavalleria, the Italian equivalent of the Life Guards, when 650 mounted men with sabres and pistols broke a Russian infantry regiment some 2000-strong at Izbushenski on 24 August 1942. Sans horses, there were other heroic episodes even in that one month, as Italian troops resolutely resisted the first Russian attacks in the build-up to the wider battle for Stalingrad.

An example of high talent of an entirely different order was the Servizio Informazioni Militare (SIM), the military intelligence service whose remarkably objective and prescient analysts forecast in November 1941 that if the United States entered the war it would equip an army of 1,750,000 men during 1942, launch two large merchant ships a day and ramp up to produce 25,000 tanks and 50,000 aircraft in 1943 alone. Those spot-on estimates (the 1943 actuals were 28,164 medium tanks and 84,853 aircraft) meant that Germany and Italy would be quickly outclassed: one year of forecast US production would exceed the total German and Italian inventories. But the Germans held onto the illusion that US industry would take years to convert for war production, wrong-headedly presuming that the Americans would be inhibited by their own craft perfectionism. Always averse to hard truths, Mussolini ignored the SIM’s warning and went along with his then still victorious German ally instead of bailing out of the war when he still could.
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|5325|England. Stoke
BTW anyone else noticed that China and India have started a full on shooting border dispute, casualties reported on both sides, after a large buildup by the Chinese recently and apparent incursions into Indian territory and vice versa (according to China).
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-53062484
SuperJail Warden
Member
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It's a pity both sides can't lose.
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|5325|England. Stoke
Just gotta wait for Pakistan to start wading in.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,804|5388|USA

Bumped into this unintentionally.

Millennials horrified by vicious insults from younger generation: ‘Why are they so furious at us?'
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/later-b … 29197.html

Using the TikTok platform to whine about cringe is one the greatest social media ironies in recent history. Still,

“Tired of Boomers bunching Gen Z and millennials together because I personally don’t want to be associated with people who think Harry Potter movies are a personality trait,” she said in the video.
Greatly recycled, but still a little funny.
SuperJail Warden
Member
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Zoomers hating on millennials are Uncle Toms.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,002|3974|London, England

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Bumped into this unintentionally.

Millennials horrified by vicious insults from younger generation: ‘Why are they so furious at us?'
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/later-b … 29197.html

Using the TikTok platform to whine about cringe is one the greatest social media ironies in recent history. Still,

“Tired of Boomers bunching Gen Z and millennials together because I personally don’t want to be associated with people who think Harry Potter movies are a personality trait,” she said in the video.
Greatly recycled, but still a little funny.
everyone always forgets about my generation. We're ok with that.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

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