So I pretty much almost died just now. Crazy guy at the grocery store started screaming at everyone and threatening to kill us all. One of the employees ran and called the police but right after that he and I both left (I went outside to watch him in case the cops came and he tried to split so I could finger him). I walked down to the street corner to see if I could see a patrol car coming at all but of course, no cop in sight when you actually need one. So as I was waiting at the street corner, this guy circles me around the intersection and then starts screaming at me. I walk across the street and he starts following me. Fabulous. Obviously I'm not going to go home when he's following me, so I walked two blocks over to the police station and he kept following me. He almost followed me right into the room before he realized "Fuck, cops!" but instead of running, he just stood outside yelling. Grabbed a cop and told 'em what was going on and they took him inside and sat him down and realized that this was the guy they had just sent a car out to go check out after I told them what was going on. Took my information and then let me go. As I left they were searching him but they hadn't found any drugs on him, but I'm pretty sure I saw a knife on the table... fucked up.