stfu
♥
wtf y
stfu sam
u both stfu omg
when will he stop!!
someone needs to control that mad injun
who put itching powder in his turban
so Dillinger is doing a special show at midnight tomorrow, only 150 tickets
and it's in fucking Baltimore which I can't get to without a car
and it's in fucking Baltimore which I can't get to without a car
glollolners
i never thought i'd say this but I wish I lived in Baltimore
hurricane i'll drive you
just kidding you're gay
LoL
just kidding you're gay
LoL
you don't even live in DC prick
sadly a taxi is like $100 each way
and i probably wouldn't be able to catch a cab in Bodymore at 2AM
and i probably wouldn't be able to catch a cab in Bodymore at 2AM
Irish girl from 3 just called me up trying to sell me a phone.. is it wrong that I sounded enthusiastic just so she'd stay on the line chatting to me? She sounded lovely
this made my dayFinray wrote:
Irish girl from 3 just called me up trying to sell me a phone.. is it wrong that I sounded enthusiastic just so she'd stay on the line chatting to me? She sounded lovely
Hurri no matter how pathetic I seem I'll be comfortable in the knowledge I could never ever ever be as foreveralone as you.
I'll be comfortable in the knowledge that I wouldn't try and prolong a conversation with a saleswoman just to hear her voice a little longer, no matter how foreveralone I may be.Finray wrote:
Hurri no matter how pathetic I seem I'll be comfortable in the knowledge I could never ever ever be as foreveralone as you.
Pretending your interested in buying a phone just to listen to the solicitors voice for another half minute doesn't make your life seem like its bursting with social conquest.
It was nine minutes, actually.Stimey wrote:
Pretending your interested in buying a phone just to listen to the solicitors voice for another half minute doesn't make your life seem like its bursting with social conquest.
Now I'm envious.