Is There a Human Walking the Earth Today Who Will to Live to 1,000?

2011-02-22 17:37:36

#76

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5663|Ventura, California

JohnG@lt wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
You don't think it's ridiculous that they can't get me to 20/20?
You don't think it's ridiculous they can't cure AIDS or Multiple Sclerosis? You think it's unfair you can't have 20/20 vision? Be thankful you're not blind you twirp.

That's different Galt.

Eyes are like lenses with receptors at the end. When the lens is fked up you put another one in front to help focus. I don't care if I have binoculars I just want to be able to see stuff.

Apples and oranges

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-02-22 17:38:48

#77

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5548|London, England

-Sh1fty- wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
You don't think it's ridiculous that they can't get me to 20/20?
You don't think it's ridiculous they can't cure AIDS or Multiple Sclerosis? You think it's unfair you can't have 20/20 vision? Be thankful you're not blind you twirp.
That's different Galt.

Eyes are like lenses with receptors at the end. When the lens is fked up you put another one in front to help focus. I don't care if I have binoculars I just want to be able to see stuff.

Apples and oranges

Why don't you pray to god for a miracle cure for your eyes?

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-02-22 17:40:06

#78

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6687

LoL

2011-02-22 17:40:46

#79

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5663|Ventura, California

working on it

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-02-22 17:48:42

#80

Winston_Churchill: Bazinga!; +521|6929|Toronto | Canada

-Sh1fty- wrote:
JohnG@lt wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
You don't think it's ridiculous that they can't get me to 20/20?
You don't think it's ridiculous they can't cure AIDS or Multiple Sclerosis? You think it's unfair you can't have 20/20 vision? Be thankful you're not blind you twirp.
That's different Galt.

Eyes are like lenses with receptors at the end. When the lens is fked up you put another one in front to help focus. I don't care if I have binoculars I just want to be able to see stuff.

Apples and oranges

thats like saying AIDS is just some confused cells...

the eye is incredibly complex, gj simplifying it to grade 4 crayon drawings level

2011-02-22 17:51:04

#81

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6343|what

-Sh1fty- wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
Didn't Noah live to like 800 years old already?
I think it was 600ish, but I'm not too familiar with that bloke.

Methusela lived 969 years or something like that. Of course earth was very different back then.

I'm not holding my breath on this. If we can live 1000 years, whoop dee doo. I'm more interested in curing cancer, AIDs, etc. than this.

See Kmar, it's nothing that special to reach 1000 years.

2011-02-22 18:00:07

#82

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5663|Ventura, California

Yep, just need a huge ass water canopy around earth to filter the harmful sunrays, higher atmospheric pressure and more oxygen in the air

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-02-22 18:00:55

#83

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6687

on what day was the water canopy created?

2011-02-22 18:01:42

#84

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6927|Oxferd Ohire

unnamednewbie13 wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
I'm not holding my breath on this. If we can live 1000 years, whoop dee doo. I'm more interested in curing cancer, AIDs, etc. than this.
Dude, wtf? Anti-aging research has a huge impact on other areas of medical research.

wouldnt living to 1000 also involve avoiding/curing cancer, aids, etc..

2011-02-22 18:01:58

#85

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6927|Oxferd Ohire

burnzz wrote:
on what day was the water canopy created?

tuesday

2011-02-22 18:06:11

#86

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6343|what

RTHKI wrote:
burnzz wrote:
on what day was the water canopy created?
tuesday

About tea-time.

2011-02-22 18:06:24

#87

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5663|Ventura, California

burnzz wrote:
on what day was the water canopy created?

And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

...

And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which [were] under the firmament from the waters which [were] above the firmament: and it was so.

...

And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

...

And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry [land] appear: and it was so.

Genesis 1:6-9

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-02-22 18:07:09

#88

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5548|London, England

Amen.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-02-22 18:08:01

#89

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5548|London, England

https://androidguys.com/wp-content/uploads/sike.jpg

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-02-22 18:09:34

#90

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6659

I refuse to believe that Shifty is being serious with these retarded statements. Not even Shifty can be that stupid.

2011-02-22 18:09:58

#91

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6687

wanna bet?

2011-02-22 18:11:13

#92

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5663|Ventura, California

oups I was way off

Genesis 7:11

In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.

and the windows of heaven were opened.

windows of heaven were opened.

windows of heaven

What do you think that means?

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-02-22 18:16:21

#93

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6687

-Sh1fty- wrote:
oups I was way off

Genesis 7:11

In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.

and the windows of heaven were opened.

windows of heaven were opened.

windows of heaven

What do you think that means?

it's a jewish fairy tale, meant to enthrall swiss-americans?

2011-02-22 18:20:04

#94

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6343|what

I asked Shifty via PM, how this works:

The reply was

-Sh1fty- wrote:
There's actually a very logical explanation to that. If God created the world 10,000 years ago, we wouldn't be able to see half of the stars. The light from most of them wouldn't even be halfway here. So he had to make the light before the source. Thus, the light was already present at our current location when he created the source. This would also explain why we can see some of them dying out or being created.

And to me, that is a water tight argument and I had no rebuttal.

He has converted me. He as in he, not He. haha he = Shifty.

2011-02-22 18:26:57

#95

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6659

But that's only 3 more days of travel time...

2011-02-22 18:28:11

#96

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6343|what

NooBesT wrote:
But that's only 3 more days of travel time...

LALALALALALA I AM NOT LISTENING LALALALALALA

2011-02-22 18:28:39

#97

CC-Marley: Member; +407|7018

God and the Angels were Aliens.

2011-02-22 18:29:32

#98

CC-Marley: Member; +407|7018

Just watch the end of Battlestar Galactica. Explains it all.

2011-02-22 18:32:04

#99

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6343|what

CC-Marley wrote:
Just watch the end of Battlestar Galactica. Explains it all.

You know that BG is based on the Mormons, yeah?

2011-02-22 18:34:58

#100

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6343|what

I suggest you all watch Touched by an Angel.

Best. Series. Ever.

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