so those police guys pulled me over today
You got pulled over by an astra diesel didn't you.Dauntless wrote:
so those police guys pulled me over today
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Surprise butt secks?
it was indeed an astraUnkleRukus wrote:
You got pulled over by an astra diesel didn't you.Dauntless wrote:
so those police guys pulled me over today
they just said my lights were too bright and they were blinded by them, so i should get it looked at by a mechanic
i said alright
they said ok then cya later
u showd dem pigs m8
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
they were pretty nice guys actually, i just wish it didn't happen in one of the busiest streets in london with hundreds of tourists walking past thinking i was some kind of hoodlum/criminal
noice
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
So it appears Dauntless is the kind of douchebag to drive around everywhere with the high-beams on. Why am I not surprised.
no my high beams weren't on, my lights are just bright and/or at the wrong angle
the "sarge" got in the car and fiddled with the lights to check
the "sarge" got in the car and fiddled with the lights to check
You have those really gay blue lights don't you.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
every time the police have pulled me over they've been very nice too
sexy uniforms
sexy uniforms
♥
I prefer the strippers in military uniforms than police ones.
tah-dah!
(from 3 weeks ag)
(from 3 weeks ag)
JohnG@lt wrote:
fiance was rearranging the books on our shelves a few weeks ago and she grouped all my mythology books in with Grimm's fairy tales. I looked pointedly at her Bible and she gave me the "You're such a dick" glare.liquidat0r wrote:
lawl, would definitely be tempted to move the Bible/etc to that section
they're white xenon bulbsUnkleRukus wrote:
You have those really gay blue lights don't you.
fix'tmtb0minime wrote:
I prefer the chippendale dancers in military uniforms than police ones.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Tru dat. I was implying male strippers, but didn't want to make it too obvious
It's alright m8, we already knew. No sense hiding the truth.mtb0minime wrote:
Tru dat. I was implying male strippers, but didn't want to make it too obvious
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Yeah, so
John has been in hospital due to his Cystic Fibrosis for the past few weeks. He got an infection and has been fighting it since. He's been transferred to Edinburgh and is currently in critical condition. Might not make it through the night.
Keep him in your thoughts and stuff.
John has been in hospital due to his Cystic Fibrosis for the past few weeks. He got an infection and has been fighting it since. He's been transferred to Edinburgh and is currently in critical condition. Might not make it through the night.
Keep him in your thoughts and stuff.
i wish him well, will do
fucking spanish class got cancelled... no e-mail, she just posts a notice on the door. great
sucks too, it got cancelled last week once because of snow as well. i'm forgetting all the spanish i learned last semester
sucks too, it got cancelled last week once because of snow as well. i'm forgetting all the spanish i learned last semester
¿Que?
teds4mod4lyfe<3
Tiene un gato en tu boca.
(if that's not worded correctly...that's exactly why i need class lol)
(if that's not worded correctly...that's exactly why i need class lol)
Whatever happened to that couple who set up a website on whether or not they abort their baby - depending on votes in a poll?
maximum peace and yellow soul vibes to you and your family, sistersFinray wrote:
Yeah, so
John has been in hospital due to his Cystic Fibrosis for the past few weeks. He got an infection and has been fighting it since. He's been transferred to Edinburgh and is currently in critical condition. Might not make it through the night.
Keep him in your thoughts and stuff.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/