P Diddy sued for $1 trillion and accused of causing 9/11 attacks

2011-01-29 10:50:42

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henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6340|Belfast

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In papers she has submitted to the court, Turks wrote: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the World Trade Center and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair."

She added: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars."

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2011-01-29 10:55:44

#2

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|4960|Dundee, Scotland.

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, 31, has filed the suit in Los Angeles Superior Court against the rap mogul, his former girlfriend Kim Porter and Rodney King, the man who was a victim of assault by the Los Angeles Police in 1991.

She also claims that her and Diddy have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, who is now 23.

So she was 8 when she gave birth?

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2011-01-29 11:01:00

#3

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6335

Only in America...

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2011-01-29 11:03:21

#4

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6529|Long Island, New York

Watch her get a reality show.

2011-01-29 11:03:44

#5

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5780|Catherine Black

What the actual fuck.

2011-01-29 11:07:48

#6

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5380|Fuck this.

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

2011-01-29 11:13:12

#7

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6403|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

And this hasn't been thrown out of court yet?

2011-01-29 12:20:18

#8

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6183|Roma

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2011-01-29 13:11:01

#9

killer21: Because f*ck you that's why.; +400|6582|Reisterstown, MD

omg...lolol. This isn't serious...

2011-01-29 13:15:00

#10

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6460

P. Diddy did 9/11.

2011-01-29 13:33:03

#11

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,973|6624|949

she may be batshit crazy but what about her lawyer?

2011-01-29 13:33:44

#12

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6650|BC, Canada

amazing

2011-01-29 13:36:29

#13

mcgid1: Meh...; +129|6708|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

https://www.memedepot.com/uploads/0/207_not_sure_if_serious.jpg

I mean, it looks like a legit music news website, but the story is more absurd than some of the stuff the Onion puts out.

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2011-01-29 13:52:08

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-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5465|Ventura, California

SplinterStrike wrote:
And this hasn't been thrown out of court yet?

pretty legit case if you ask me

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-01-29 13:55:44

#15

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|5923|Somewhere out in Space

L'ime Nutty!

2011-01-29 14:30:21

#16

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6144|what

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
she may be batshit crazy but what about her lawyer?

He gets paid.

She gets sent into psych treatment.

P Diddy is accused of causing 9/11.

Everybody wins.

2011-01-29 14:31:10

#17

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6492|so randum

wtb mitch post itt

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2011-01-29 14:51:17

#18

DefCon-17: Maple Syrup Faggot; +362|6148|Vancouver | Canada

I knew it'd be a woman.

Does that make me sexist?

2011-01-29 14:51:32

#19

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6489

yes.

2011-01-29 15:17:08

#20

Gamematt: Stocking ur medpacks; +135|6654|Groningen, The Netherlands

Guinness book of Records record for epic claims?

2011-01-29 15:17:55

#21

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|5991|Vortex Ring State

Gamematt wrote:
Guinness book of Records record for epic claims?

we have a winner

2011-01-29 15:28:40

#22

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5465|Ventura, California

I'm going to sue Lady Gaga for the Fort Hood shooting

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-01-29 16:00:33

#23

mcgid1: Meh...; +129|6708|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

-Sh1fty- wrote:
I'm going to sue Lady Gaga for the Fort Hood shooting

And Kanye for Hurricane Katrina.

2011-01-29 16:24:55

#24

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6340|Belfast

mcgid1 wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
I'm going to sue Lady Gaga for the Fort Hood shooting
And Kanye for Hurricane Katrina.

And Justin Bieber for the 7/7 bombings

2011-01-29 16:29:25

#25

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6304

I'm gonna sue Mek's mum for the eruption of the Icelandic volcano.

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BF2S Forums P Diddy sued for $1 trillion and accused of causing 9/11 attacks

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