Write your own vows JG. From the heart, god damn it!!!!
Sounds similar to a situation one of my dad's friends is in. He married a woman with two older sons and had a little girl with her. Well about a month an a half ago her younger son died in a car accident. And for the past month the only thing she would say to her husband or little girl was "Leave me alone." and "No, there's not going to be a Christmas". Now she wants a divorce.1927 wrote:
Jaekus - As not to derail any further from Zodiac Signs
Yeah thats true, fair point (basics). Ive never understood periods and shit really. One day soon I'll have to explain it to lil Molls but fingers crossed her Mum will. Trouble is, her Mum never discouraged her Bruv n Sis into not having underage sex. I had to re-convince Mollie that Santa does exists this very crimbo, her Mum was happy to accept being told 'no he dont'. Kids are kids for a reason, long may it continue.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Yeah they do? At the Reception and that, before you bust some moves. Well they do over here. Its not as long as the Dads or the best mans though. You thanks ya Gran, ya Aunty, how much you love ya Mrs, that kind of thing.
Ahh, over here it's just the best man (or two) plus the maid of honor that do the speeches.1927 wrote:
Yeah they do? At the Reception and that, before you bust some moves. Well they do over here. Its not as long as the Dads or the best mans though. You thanks ya Gran, ya Aunty, how much you love ya Mrs, that kind of thing.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Omg, what a terrible story. Nobody is winning in that situation.ROGUEDD wrote:
Sounds similar to a situation one of my dad's friends is in. He married a woman with two older sons and had a little girl with her. Well about a month an a half ago her younger son died in a car accident. And for the past month the only thing she would say to her husband or little girl was "Leave me alone." and "No, there's not going to be a Christmas". Now she wants a divorce.1927 wrote:
Jaekus - As not to derail any further from Zodiac Signs
Yeah thats true, fair point (basics). Ive never understood periods and shit really. One day soon I'll have to explain it to lil Molls but fingers crossed her Mum will. Trouble is, her Mum never discouraged her Bruv n Sis into not having underage sex. I had to re-convince Mollie that Santa does exists this very crimbo, her Mum was happy to accept being told 'no he dont'. Kids are kids for a reason, long may it continue.
Ya mean the "thank you" speech in the end? Atleast over here it's in the end but it's not long or anything. Just a thanks for the stuff you bought us, now go home and sober up while we go have sex for the "first" time.
Mate, I'm sure you'll be fine. And yeah, the only lines you need to recite are given to you by the vicar. Unless you're feeling creative
As for how women's bodies work, it's not very hard to understand the basics with a little research.
As for how women's bodies work, it's not very hard to understand the basics with a little research.
The maid of honour? Sheeeeit, that dosent happen here, shes usually too busy touching the brides dress trying to look important and take some credit.JohnG@lt wrote:
Ahh, over here it's just the best man (or two) plus the maid of honor that do the speeches.1927 wrote:
Yeah they do? At the Reception and that, before you bust some moves. Well they do over here. Its not as long as the Dads or the best mans though. You thanks ya Gran, ya Aunty, how much you love ya Mrs, that kind of thing.
Its still kind of traditional that the brides ol man coughs up a lot, but society is shifting towards 50/50, or the kids pay for all of it.
why am i reminded of the marriage scene from The Princess Bride?
I know. And the little girl is just the sweetest thing. I really feel sorry for her.1927 wrote:
Omg, what a terrible story. Nobody is winning in that situation.ROGUEDD wrote:
Sounds similar to a situation one of my dad's friends is in. He married a woman with two older sons and had a little girl with her. Well about a month an a half ago her younger son died in a car accident. And for the past month the only thing she would say to her husband or little girl was "Leave me alone." and "No, there's not going to be a Christmas". Now she wants a divorce.1927 wrote:
Jaekus - As not to derail any further from Zodiac Signs
Yeah thats true, fair point (basics). Ive never understood periods and shit really. One day soon I'll have to explain it to lil Molls but fingers crossed her Mum will. Trouble is, her Mum never discouraged her Bruv n Sis into not having underage sex. I had to re-convince Mollie that Santa does exists this very crimbo, her Mum was happy to accept being told 'no he dont'. Kids are kids for a reason, long may it continue.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
I know how they work, ecspecially Mollies. I learned more in the first few years before and after birth than I did in the whole of school. Without sounding negative, or having a go, I know I could teach you a few mad things. I dont really want to learn anymore, theres only so many new tricks this dog wants to take in. Right now thats Gran Turismo 5 stuff really.Jaekus wrote:
Mate, I'm sure you'll be fine. And yeah, the only lines you need to recite are given to you by the vicar. Unless you're feeling creative
As for how women's bodies work, it's not very hard to understand the basics with a little research.
For eg, Babies grow from the back to the front when they are in the womb
My fiance's father will be paying for our wedding1927 wrote:
The maid of honour? Sheeeeit, that dosent happen here, shes usually too busy touching the brides dress trying to look important and take some credit.JohnG@lt wrote:
Ahh, over here it's just the best man (or two) plus the maid of honor that do the speeches.1927 wrote:
Yeah they do? At the Reception and that, before you bust some moves. Well they do over here. Its not as long as the Dads or the best mans though. You thanks ya Gran, ya Aunty, how much you love ya Mrs, that kind of thing.
Its still kind of traditional that the brides ol man coughs up a lot, but society is shifting towards 50/50, or the kids pay for all of it.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
I didn't know about the babies growing thing. I was referring more to the process that occurs leading up to conception.
On a completely other note, shouldn't the M1 Garand be available on every map and every class in BC2?
Thats the way, good skills. Bloody pricey things arnt they. Yeah you can do them on the cheap but mine isnt going to be like that. Ooop, theres that optimism again. Taking the kid/s on honeymoon though. Have a holiday without her?? Pufff, not on your nelly (lol hows that for a saying)JohnG@lt wrote:
My fiance's father will be paying for our wedding1927 wrote:
The maid of honour? Sheeeeit, that dosent happen here, shes usually too busy touching the brides dress trying to look important and take some credit.JohnG@lt wrote:
Ahh, over here it's just the best man (or two) plus the maid of honor that do the speeches.
Its still kind of traditional that the brides ol man coughs up a lot, but society is shifting towards 50/50, or the kids pay for all of it.
Im just totally ignorant towards that. Moll was never planned, I rarely rubber up. Didnt in my younger days, just been lucky it hasnt fallen off I suppose.Jaekus wrote:
I didn't know about the babies growing thing. I was referring more to the process that occurs leading up to conception.
burnzz wrote:
why am i reminded of the marriage scene from The Princess Bride?
EE (hats
Has that time delay thing been shifted?
Fuck me, it has unall. Cheers. Skills, whoever did that.
Fuck me, it has unall. Cheers. Skills, whoever did that.
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Our both parents are paying for the most, which I appreciate very very very much. '27 you should go marry a Greek chick. I hear over there the brides dad has to buy the couple a new apartment if they don't live together already1927 wrote:
Thats the way, good skills. Bloody pricey things arnt they. Yeah you can do them on the cheap but mine isnt going to be like that. Ooop, theres that optimism again. Taking the kid/s on honeymoon though. Have a holiday without her?? Pufff, not on your nelly (lol hows that for a saying)JohnG@lt wrote:
My fiance's father will be paying for our wedding1927 wrote:
The maid of honour? Sheeeeit, that dosent happen here, shes usually too busy touching the brides dress trying to look important and take some credit.
Its still kind of traditional that the brides ol man coughs up a lot, but society is shifting towards 50/50, or the kids pay for all of it.
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Our both parents are paying for the most, which I appreciate very very very much. '27 you should go marry a Greek chick. I hear over there the brides dad has to buy the couple a new apartment if they don't live together already1927 wrote:
Thats the way, good skills. Bloody pricey things arnt they. Yeah you can do them on the cheap but mine isnt going to be like that. Ooop, theres that optimism again. Taking the kid/s on honeymoon though. Have a holiday without her?? Pufff, not on your nelly (lol hows that for a saying)JohnG@lt wrote:
My fiance's father will be paying for our wedding
now I want a greek chick!
unless it's going to be like My big Fat Greek Wedding
Spoiler (highlight to read):
never atually seen that shit
EE (hats
Well the house bit he buys us sounds good and Im not really in the posistion to be too choosy but Greek women are too hairy for me usually, and their Mums scare the living shit out of me. Same for Spanish one too. SOME OF THEM. Sorry if this offends, just my personal thing thats all.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Our both parents are paying for the most, which I appreciate very very very much. '27 you should go marry a Greek chick. I hear over there the brides dad has to buy the couple a new apartment if they don't live together already1927 wrote:
Thats the way, good skills. Bloody pricey things arnt they. Yeah you can do them on the cheap but mine isnt going to be like that. Ooop, theres that optimism again. Taking the kid/s on honeymoon though. Have a holiday without her?? Pufff, not on your nelly (lol hows that for a saying)JohnG@lt wrote:
My fiance's father will be paying for our wedding
Do Scandanavian ones do it? Are they likely to start doing it?
Well, my parents are relatively poor and my fiance's father works on Wall Street so that's why it worked out the way it did.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Our both parents are paying for the most, which I appreciate very very very much. '27 you should go marry a Greek chick. I hear over there the brides dad has to buy the couple a new apartment if they don't live together already1927 wrote:
Thats the way, good skills. Bloody pricey things arnt they. Yeah you can do them on the cheap but mine isnt going to be like that. Ooop, theres that optimism again. Taking the kid/s on honeymoon though. Have a holiday without her?? Pufff, not on your nelly (lol hows that for a saying)JohnG@lt wrote:
My fiance's father will be paying for our wedding
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
If your our age and not minted then your folks gotta sort you out I suppose. The way the money is in the world right now very few are able to do it themselves.
Hehe. I bet you could handle a Greek mother juuuust fine bud Prolly some are mental over here too. Atleast my mother in law is just fine Just need to adjust the brainwaves to the same level and it'll be good usually.1927 wrote:
Well the house bit he buys us sounds good and Im not really in the posistion to be too choosy but Greek women are too hairy for me usually, and their Mums scare the living shit out of me. Same for Spanish one too. SOME OF THEM. Sorry if this offends, just my personal thing thats all.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Our both parents are paying for the most, which I appreciate very very very much. '27 you should go marry a Greek chick. I hear over there the brides dad has to buy the couple a new apartment if they don't live together already1927 wrote:
Thats the way, good skills. Bloody pricey things arnt they. Yeah you can do them on the cheap but mine isnt going to be like that. Ooop, theres that optimism again. Taking the kid/s on honeymoon though. Have a holiday without her?? Pufff, not on your nelly (lol hows that for a saying)
Do Scandanavian ones do it? Are they likely to start doing it?
I can see it now, the Mo in law starts piping up telling me how to cook.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Hehe. I bet you could handle a Greek mother juuuust fine bud Prolly some are mental over here too. Atleast my mother in law is just fine Just need to adjust the brainwaves to the same level and it'll be good usually.1927 wrote:
Well the house bit he buys us sounds good and Im not really in the posistion to be too choosy but Greek women are too hairy for me usually, and their Mums scare the living shit out of me. Same for Spanish one too. SOME OF THEM. Sorry if this offends, just my personal thing thats all.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Our both parents are paying for the most, which I appreciate very very very much. '27 you should go marry a Greek chick. I hear over there the brides dad has to buy the couple a new apartment if they don't live together already
Do Scandanavian ones do it? Are they likely to start doing it?
Puffft - Get the feck out of my kitchen now.