Fucking shit Games for Windows Live should be banned and tried as a war criminal.
Downloaded a game, (Dead Rising 2,) tried to get into it. Performing first time install or whatever and crash. Tried two more times, crash crash. Go research it online. Okay so I need GFWL installed, go do that. It asks me to sign in. I try to remember my account. Fail. Go to create a new account with my current E-mail address, it says that address already has an account. Retrieve password, sign in. Go into game - hooray it works this time. Message comes off "This game requires you to have a profile to save and get achievements."
FINE!
So I click get profile or whatever, it takes me to a website where it says that I should download something called "Silverlight" or some shit. I say "fuck you" to that and try to sign in in the game again. It works BUT has to spend a minute or whatever 'connecting' to the account. Then it demands the CD Key so I give it that. THEN it tells me "Windows Live needs to update, you will be unable to play if you don't and beetles will invade your computer case..." FINE YOU FUCK! So I update it. When it finishes that, "You need to quit your game so the installation can complete and here's a suppository, I know it looks like it won't fit but you'd be surprised..."
AAAAARGGHHH!!!
Edit: Okay now the GAME wants to update. Fuck. This. Shit. I've lost track of the number of times I've signed in despite clicking "Sign me in automatically" right at the start.
Edit 2: Now Games for Windows Live has crashed.