there is literally 0.00001% chance of it being mine, or even being pregnant for that matter. she hasn't said anything about having any tests or being serious, just that she is 'paranoid about pregnancy'... that could have just been a lame excuse to check with me. she is in a long-term relationship, she clearly wanted to clear the air about it (i know she remembered anyway, it wasn't a fucking date-rape... she just wanted confirmation from my own mouth, as girls do). i wouldn't fucking post here about it if there was the minutest chance of it! jesus.
I AM NOT IRISHPRIDE YOU CRACKERS
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual.
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