I bet you lock them in your basement tooToilet Sex wrote:
i've got a couple of 17 year olds burnzzy for the cold nights:-)
Burnzz isn't interested in young boys TS.Toilet Sex wrote:
i've got a couple of 17 year olds burnzzy for the cold nights:-)
hehehehehehehehe
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hey john galt guess what
<JohnG@lt> What?
it looks like the islanders are moving to queens
<JohnG@lt> Phew, I thought you were gonna say I'm a waste of sperm
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well, i mean..
hahahaha a random girl i slept with during freshers week just fb messaged me asking to confirm that we slept together because
"i'm paranoid of being pregnant"
i just lied and told her i shoot blanks
I CRACK MYSELF UP
"i'm paranoid of being pregnant"
i just lied and told her i shoot blanks
I CRACK MYSELF UP
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That doesn't even make sense!
i don't know she seems kinda crazy. she's dropped out since then anyway. she was a fresher during fresher's week and i did the typical third year thing. totally forgot about her until this random fb message. don't even know how she got my name on there. fuck if i know what she wants, or even if she's pregnant... none of my business... i wrap up... but just for the sake of getting rid of the mad woman i told her im impotent.
literally still laughing
literally still laughing
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how can Uzique be so sexy if he only shoots blanks?Uzique wrote:
hahahaha a random girl i slept with during freshers week just fb messaged me asking to confirm that we slept together because
"i'm paranoid of being pregnant"
i just lied and told her i shoot blanks
I CRACK MYSELF UP
Just tell her that she let you do anal because she was worried about getting pregnant.
i don't really shoot blanks you moron, it's just a 'get off my back!' thing
she seems like an absolute bunny boiler. i really don't want some dropout that i banged 4 months ago giving me grief
she seems like an absolute bunny boiler. i really don't want some dropout that i banged 4 months ago giving me grief
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Sounds like she just wanted to talk to you man... people get lonely over the holidays lol
sounds like the start of a beautiful life together.
neat anecdote friend
"Okay. much more peaceful without them running around pissing themselves anywayi guess. so you're telling the truth? i promise i will get out of your life after this!"
hahahahaha so so good
it's funny cause i could potentially have just sired a child
but i actually dont even care that much
hahahahaha so so good
it's funny cause i could potentially have just sired a child
but i actually dont even care that much
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i would post pics but i figure i should have more respect than that for the mother of my first-born child, right?
merry fucking christmas
merry fucking christmas
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merry christmas
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That's hilarious if a little confusing. You should have denied knowing her just in case she does turn out to be pregnant and demands you get tested. But by the sound of it she's dumb enough to buy your lie so it's probably not an issue.
could she actually demand it of me? i don't even know. i got nervous for a second after i just casually replied 'yes we slept together' (such a fucking pimp ) because then i thought OH FUCK OH FUCK what if she's one of those crazy girls that tries to j'accuse! of rape, months down the line? i was nervous for all of about 5 seconds. she even said "you're not just lying to try and get out of child support are you?"- but i thought that was just such a ridiculous line that even she had to be joking.ghettoperson wrote:
That's hilarious if a little confusing. You should have denied knowing her just in case she does turn out to be pregnant and demands you get tested. But by the sound of it she's dumb enough to buy your lie so it's probably not an issue.
fuck that. i'm going to block her on facebook and change my name to 'cornelius scrotethrop'
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If she wanted to trap him she wouldn't have opened with 'I'm paranoid I'm pregnant'
I hope you don't name your bastard after some musician
I hope you don't name your bastard after some musician
nah i think she's just crazy and is trying to find some weird angle to get back in touch with me
she's had a long-term, older boyfriend the entire time (i.e. since before uni, and still now, or so she says) and she was on the pill and i know i kept my side of the bargain safe... im well-practiced and aim well that's why im so chill about it... i know it's pretty much impossible. the risk is with her mental health, she seems barmy and could get me into all sorts of trouble. but on the physical-practical side? nah.
she's had a long-term, older boyfriend the entire time (i.e. since before uni, and still now, or so she says) and she was on the pill and i know i kept my side of the bargain safe... im well-practiced and aim well that's why im so chill about it... i know it's pretty much impossible. the risk is with her mental health, she seems barmy and could get me into all sorts of trouble. but on the physical-practical side? nah.
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I've no idea what she could do if she does wind up pregnant, but there must be some kind of law to force illegitimate fathers to pay up child support I guess? If it has the potential to bite me in the ass, I tend to deny all knowledge of it.