Dilbert_X
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https://resources3.news.com.au/images/2010/11/20/1225957/413235-giant-ambulance.jpg

A FLEET of supersized truck-ambulances is being formed to cope with a growing number of morbidly obese patients who are too big to fit into the standard vehicles.
SA Ambulance Services is looking to buy a second Bariatric Response Vehicle (BRV) - which can carry loads up to half a tonne - after seeing a 2000 per cent increase in its use in just over a decade.

When the BRV was first bought in 1998 it was only used about 10 times a year.

It now hits the road about 200 times a year to collect morbidly obese people all over the state, with its heaviest patient to date weighing 347kg.

Manager of patient services Dean Clarke said SA Ambulances wanted to buy a second BRV to meet demand in rural areas, with many obese patients too heavy for air lifting.

"We are looking to get a second on the road as Queensland currently has four and New South Wales has eight," he said.

With a total carrying capacity of 500kg, the BRV - a colossal five-tonne Mercedes 518 Sprinter - has more than double the lifting capacity of the standard Mercedes 318 Sprinter ambulance's 228kg.

It is also double the cost, at $240,000 compared to $120,000 for the standard 318.

Its unique features include a self-loading mega-lift stretcher which can carry up to 500kg, specialist wheelchairs that can handle 220kg and inflatable "hover mats" with a carrying capacity of one tonne, described by Mr Clarke as being a "bit like the air jacks that are used to lift four-wheel-drives".

Mr Clarke said the supersized BRVs required a specialist team to operate them, with paramedics having to obtain truck licenses to drive them and undertake additional training in "heavy lifting".

He said patients that previously had to be transported by fire department trucks now had a safe and dignified mode of transport thanks to the BRV, which has also reduced the incidence of paramedic injury.

"Since the introduction of this type of ambulance transport in 1998, we've only had two lost-time injuries due to sustained shoulder and back injuries," he said.

"So, from that point of view, the Government and our executive board can see the value in bringing in the right equipment.

"And, in terms of the patients, it is very important to maintain patient dignity."

Australian Medical Association SA President Andrew Lavender said obesity was a chronic disease with sufferers facing serious issues such as premature arthritis, high blood pressure, heart disease, renal disease and sleep apnoea. "It is an increasingly serious problem as we have experienced a significant increase in obesity in the community over 30 years," he said.
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sout … 5957426894

So what the hell are we supposed to do with fat people?
The community can't bear this burden IMO.

And fuck patient dignity, they should have a news chopper on call.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2010-11-21 03:38:55)

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jord
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He's fat because he eats and he eats because he's fat.
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There we go proving darwin wrong again.
RTHKI
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heaviest passenger 347kg
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Trotskygrad
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765 pounds, O.O
FEOS
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What is your recommended alternative, Dilbert?
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jord
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Concentration camps.
Axatar
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It would be easier to use dump trucks with cranes than to refit current ambulances.
ghettoperson
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FEOS wrote:

What is your recommended alternative, Dilbert?
Remove all food from their house until they've lost enough weight to get in a regular ambulance.
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FEOS wrote:

What is your recommended alternative, Dilbert?
troll them until they are skinny
Trotskygrad
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use construction cranes
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FEOS wrote:

What is your recommended alternative, Dilbert?
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 4#p3372084
Turquoise
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Axatar wrote:

It would be easier to use dump trucks with cranes than to refit current ambulances.
This.  Also, they could paint them black with the name "Fatmobile" on the side.
Roger Lesboules
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The simple everyday Bobcat could do the work just fine no?
Trotskygrad
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Roger Lesboules wrote:

The simple everyday Bobcat could do the work just fine no?
yeah should work

but patient dignity, man
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FEOS wrote:

What is your recommended alternative, Dilbert?
free forced liposuction for extremely fat people
Dilbert_X
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FEOS wrote:

What is your recommended alternative, Dilbert?
Require all fast food restaurants to only be accessible via an assault course.
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Dilbert_X wrote:

FEOS wrote:

What is your recommended alternative, Dilbert?
Require all fast food restaurants to only be accessible via an assault course.
i will submit to you that most restaurants serve food that is equal to or worse than fast food
Reciprocity
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it's not so much the quality of fast food as how cheaply and quickly those calories can be obtained.
Jay
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Reciprocity wrote:

it's not so much the quality of fast food as how cheaply and quickly those calories can be obtained.
Our poor should resemble the poor in africa amirite?
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Dilbert_X
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Is restaurant food the problem or just that people eat colossal quantities and don't do any exercise?

Step 1: Cut portion sizes by federal mandate. If alcohol content in beer can be regulated then sugar content in soda can be regulated.

Step 2: Make citizenship and medicare conditional on enrolment in Wii tournaments, winners pay less taxes.
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Reciprocity
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JohnG@lt wrote:

Reciprocity wrote:

it's not so much the quality of fast food as how cheaply and quickly those calories can be obtained.
Our poor should resemble the poor in africa amirite?
I don't think starvin' marvin should be a goal, but society has reached in interesting point when the poor can be morbidly obese.
Dilbert_X
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JohnG@lt wrote:

Reciprocity wrote:

it's not so much the quality of fast food as how cheaply and quickly those calories can be obtained.
Our poor should resemble the poor in africa amirite?
If they weren't quite as fat it would be good.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2010-11-21 15:07:17)

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Uzique
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the photo-journo didn't exactly choose the best paramedics/angle with which to make his polemic fatist argument, did he?

are they also loading these 'megambulances' with sport suspension for the porky fucking drivers? heart-rate monitors for the cabin, too?
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Dilbert_X
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Paramedics are some of the fattest people here TBH.
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