anyone see the blonde in the wheelchair ?
Poll
TSA Screening to see ya naked
| Accept fate and proceed through body scanner | 22% | 22% - 12 | ||||
| Opt out for pat down | 26% | 26% - 14 | ||||
| Express discontent and proceed through scanner | 5% | 5% - 3 | ||||
| Opt out for pat down after making self hard. | 22% | 22% - 12 | ||||
| Leave the airport sans screening, take ship down under | 5% | 5% - 3 | ||||
| Other | 5% | 5% - 3 | ||||
| FU Brinson | 11% | 11% - 6 | ||||
| Total: 53 | ||||||
Held for two hours, missed flight, came back the next day dressed the same, gets "Patted Down" again and let on her flight.Hunter/Jumper wrote:
anyone see the blonde in the wheelchair ?
Oh... she was in her wheelchair and had nothing more on then underwear.......
Hmmmmmmmmmmm........
Me thinks the TSA was making a point.
Last edited by Karbin (2010-12-02 18:05:48)
No, thier 'pat downs' go well beyond the supreme court ruled acceptable standards by LEO's. Their hands go all over and on many people. The spread of disease due to contact is well know and common sense. SAnitary practice isn't too much to ask for.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
@Brinson: You don't have to strip naked for the pat downs. Methinks you're going to the wrong line!
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
i like the body scanner tbh. its faster than the metal detector.
So you are herded into complacency via social engineering.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
i like people looking at my penis
Yeah you have to pay for it.11 Bravo wrote:
i like people looking at my penis
you docpt.fass1 wrote:
Yeah you have to pay for it.11 Bravo wrote:
i like people looking at my penis
oh, an eye test!11 Bravo wrote:
i like people looking at my penis
11 Bravo: "How many finger am i holding up?"
random passenger; "I don't know, your hand is in your pants . . ."
arrgghhhhh!!!
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
There's a "Your Mom" joke in there somewhere...
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Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
the same topic every time he posts lately.cpt.fass1 wrote:
Yeah you have to pay for it.11 Bravo wrote:
i like people looking at my penis
awesome...
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
"authorities tell us this is not uncommon"
Way to go TSA.
i had to turn back a flight the other day cuz some broad was able to get pepper spray thru
could those machines catch something keystered?
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Australia has the smartest Police.
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/overl … -qjf1.html
The screener got suspended, the Police chief got a reprimand....
Who carries a magazine with three bullets in it anyway?
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/overl … -qjf1.html
The screener got suspended, the Police chief got a reprimand....
Who carries a magazine with three bullets in it anyway?
Fuck Israel
what's that mean? I don't speak street broeleven bravo wrote:
could those machines catch something keystered?
if they can't even catch a real, normal gun (or if the TSA officer doesn't give enough of a shit to observe the x-rays) then you can probably get anything in there
A guy that left the range who shot most all of his ammo and hasn't cleaned his gun yet.Dilbert_X wrote:
Australia has the smartest Police.
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/overl … -qjf1.html
The screener got suspended, the Police chief got a reprimand....
Who carries a magazine with three bullets in it anyway?
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
it's not uncommon. that's why the TSA is a useless bureaucracy.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
"authorities tell us this is not uncommon"
Way to go TSA.
in the rectumHurricane2k9 wrote:
what's that mean? I don't speak street broeleven bravo wrote:
could those machines catch something keystered?
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ah in that case it'd set off the metal detector I think. Dunno if it would appear in the backscatter x-rays though. Also don't know who would put a gun up their ass, you'd have to be 'ripped' like Goatse to do that.eleven bravo wrote:
in the rectumHurricane2k9 wrote:
what's that mean? I don't speak street broeleven bravo wrote:
could those machines catch something keystered?
if somebody told you they would kill your family if you didnt put a gun up your ass, you wouldnt do it?
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