Poll

TSA Screening to see ya naked

Accept fate and proceed through body scanner22%22% - 12
Opt out for pat down26%26% - 14
Express discontent and proceed through scanner5%5% - 3
Opt out for pat down after making self hard.22%22% - 12
Leave the airport sans screening, take ship down under5%5% - 3
Other5%5% - 3
FU Brinson11%11% - 6
Total: 53
13rin
Member
+977|6754
Flying to Australia to meet with Dil and prove you can outshoot him -you're stopped in the screening process at the airport, chosen for special screening nudie machine.  What do you do?
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|6680|North Carolina
Other -- opt for screening after making self hard.

"Oh my god, he's got a weapon!  Oh wait, nevermind...."
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5512|Cleveland, Ohio
i dont care if someone sees my ding dong.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,981|6907|949

go ahead and let them screen me.  I have a big wang, doesn't bother me.  Most people that opt out probably have small peckers.
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5512|Cleveland, Ohio
been thru 2 scanners and one pat down.  i prefer the scanner.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6896|London, England
all because of some fuckin nigerian dude or whatever
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6924

11 Bravo wrote:

i dont care if someone sees my ding dong.
Ditto. Is the radiation argument valid though, for pilots?
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6929

I want them to do more than just see my ding dong. Touching it is infinitely more preferable.
Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|6680|North Carolina

ghettoperson wrote:

11 Bravo wrote:

i dont care if someone sees my ding dong.
Ditto. Is the radiation argument valid though, for pilots?
Probably...  granted, they say just being a passenger of a lot of flights in a short time subjects you to a lot of radiation while in the upper atmosphere.

Granted, the intensity of radiation is going to be much more coming from a scanner than from just being on a flight.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6498|Escea

mtb0minime wrote:

I want them to do more than just see my ding dong. Touching it is infinitely more preferable.
Even when Bubba does it?
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6239|London, England

If I worked at the airport I'd touch everyone's weiners
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13/f/taiwan
Member
+940|5973
Plead the 4th.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6929

Mutantbear wrote:

If I worked at the airport I'd touch everyone's weiners
Not being employed at the airport hasn't stopped you yet.
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6405|North Tonawanda, NY

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Most people that opt out probably have small peckers.
Or they object to the level of absurdity that the 'security theater' has reached.  It's not always about your dick, ya know! 
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6743

SenorToenails wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Most people that opt out probably have small peckers.
Or they object to the level of absurdity that the 'security theater' has reached.  It's not always about your dick, ya know! 
Someone is obviously lacking stature.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,981|6907|949

SenorToenails wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Most people that opt out probably have small peckers.
Or they object to the level of absurdity that the 'security theater' has reached.  It's not always about your dick, ya know! 
it's totally absurd, but you don't HAVE to fly.  Have fun taking that cross-country greyhound!
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6924

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

SenorToenails wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Most people that opt out probably have small peckers.
Or they object to the level of absurdity that the 'security theater' has reached.  It's not always about your dick, ya know! 
it's totally absurd, but you don't HAVE to fly.  Have fun taking that cross-country greyhound!
The ridiculous thing is, there are topics appearing all over Reddit about people taking 26 motherfucking hour Greyhound journeys in order to 'make a point' about the searches. And it's only if the pick you out that you have to go through the scanner/probulator, it's not even guarunteed to happen.
Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|6680|North Carolina

ghettoperson wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

SenorToenails wrote:


Or they object to the level of absurdity that the 'security theater' has reached.  It's not always about your dick, ya know! 
it's totally absurd, but you don't HAVE to fly.  Have fun taking that cross-country greyhound!
The ridiculous thing is, there are topics appearing all over Reddit about people taking 26 motherfucking hour Greyhound journeys in order to 'make a point' about the searches. And it's only if the pick you out that you have to go through the scanner/probulator, it's not even guarunteed to happen.
What I don't get is that people want both security and privacy.  When it comes to airports, you can't have it all.

Either you accept the increased risks by having limited search methods, or you accept the lack of privacy by increased security measures.

These are probably the same dumbasses that bitch about socialized medicine but still defend Medicare.
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6405|North Tonawanda, NY

ghettoperson wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

SenorToenails wrote:

Or they object to the level of absurdity that the 'security theater' has reached.  It's not always about your dick, ya know! 
it's totally absurd, but you don't HAVE to fly.  Have fun taking that cross-country greyhound!
The ridiculous thing is, there are topics appearing all over Reddit about people taking 26 motherfucking hour Greyhound journeys in order to 'make a point' about the searches. And it's only if the pick you out that you have to go through the scanner/probulator, it's not even guarunteed to happen.
For now, anyway.  The TSA needs to disappear, and in a hurry.
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6405|North Tonawanda, NY

Turquoise wrote:

What I don't get is that people want both security and privacy.  When it comes to airports, you can't have it all.

Either you accept the increased risks by having limited search methods, or you accept the lack of privacy by increased security measures.
I'd rather have the privacy.  It's not like reactive security helps much anyway.  I sure am glad we all have to take our shoes off to keep those shoebombers from getting us!

Turquoise wrote:

These are probably the same dumbasses that bitch about socialized medicine but still defend Medicare.
huh?
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,981|6907|949

I think a lot of people are pissed about the inconsistency of it.  Sure, 'randomness' regarding extensive searches is a good thing, but how come Joe Blow TSA agent has to grab my junk and not the old man in front of me's?  What exactly does that accomplish?
Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|6680|North Carolina

SenorToenails wrote:

Turquoise wrote:

What I don't get is that people want both security and privacy.  When it comes to airports, you can't have it all.

Either you accept the increased risks by having limited search methods, or you accept the lack of privacy by increased security measures.
I'd rather have the privacy.  It's not like reactive security helps much anyway.  I sure am glad we all have to take our shoes off to keep those shoebombers from getting us!
I know what you mean.  This is one issue that I'm kind of indifferent to.  I understand both sides, but either way, I know the odds of being on a hijacked flight are pretty low.  And if I do end up on a hijacked flight, it's not like I could do anything about it anyway.

SenorToenails wrote:

Turquoise wrote:

These are probably the same dumbasses that bitch about socialized medicine but still defend Medicare.
huh?
It seems like some of the people making the biggest stink about this are Tea Party types.  Among that group were some people that fought an NHS but still wanted the GOP to block Medicare cuts.  I know we're veering off into a tangent here, but after watching how the GOP went from being opponents of Medicare to defenders of it, I pretty much stopped being surprised by much of anything regarding human stupidity and hypocrisy.

Last edited by Turquoise (2010-11-18 14:22:15)

SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6405|North Tonawanda, NY

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

I think a lot of people are pissed about the inconsistency of it.  Sure, 'randomness' regarding extensive searches is a good thing, but how come Joe Blow TSA agent has to grab my junk and not the old man in front of me's?  What exactly does that accomplish?
We could try and go the Israeli way (and probably be branded as racist), but I doubt that would work in a large, diverse nation like the US.  I object only because I don't really think it actually does much for security.  How often did the US have plane bombings/hijackings before 9/11?  Is the price we are paying really worth whatever security we have 'bought'?

I can't help but wonder if a better method for national security would come from better intelligence, and not more inconvenience.  Oh well...if you gotta fly, you gotta play by the rules.  I just don't have to like it.
Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|6680|North Carolina

SenorToenails wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

I think a lot of people are pissed about the inconsistency of it.  Sure, 'randomness' regarding extensive searches is a good thing, but how come Joe Blow TSA agent has to grab my junk and not the old man in front of me's?  What exactly does that accomplish?
We could try and go the Israeli way (and probably be branded as racist), but I doubt that would work in a large, diverse nation like the US.  I object only because I don't really think it actually does much for security.  How often did the US have plane bombings/hijackings before 9/11?  Is the price we are paying really worth whatever security we have 'bought'?

I can't help but wonder if a better method for national security would come from better intelligence, and not more inconvenience.  Oh well...if you gotta fly, you gotta play by the rules.  I just don't have to like it.
Hell, we'll be branded as racists either way.  Fuck the whiners.  Go with whatever works.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,981|6907|949

SenorToenails wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

I think a lot of people are pissed about the inconsistency of it.  Sure, 'randomness' regarding extensive searches is a good thing, but how come Joe Blow TSA agent has to grab my junk and not the old man in front of me's?  What exactly does that accomplish?
We could try and go the Israeli way (and probably be branded as racist), but I doubt that would work in a large, diverse nation like the US.  I object only because I don't really think it actually does much for security.  How often did the US have plane bombings/hijackings before 9/11?  Is the price we are paying really worth whatever security we have 'bought'?

I can't help but wonder if a better method for national security would come from better intelligence, and not more inconvenience.  Oh well...if you gotta fly, you gotta play by the rules.  I just don't have to like it.
It (the faux security check) is a dog and pony show.  It makes it look like the government is taking action after 9/11.  It does little to guarantee our security in flight.  But I agree, "if you gotta fly, you gotta play by the rules."  It does suck, but people need to QQ about it.

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