No wonder the idea of going to school in a magical castle caught the imaginations of some of the kids learning nouns from scratch for the 4th year in a row inside dimly-lit buildings with the drab exterior aesthetic of a department store or a strip mall. If I was in third grade, I would've felt cheated.
Hogwarts: grand, magical feast.
Public schools: reheated pizzas of dubious origin (probably discarded from local prisons),
on a good day, generally looked forward to. soften with ranch before consumption to avoid constipation. avoid beady-eyed detection from the lunch ladies so you can wash it down with a second chocolate milk.
Hogwarts: priceless, hundreds-year-old library.
Public schools: *removes
To Kill a Mockingbird from circulation*
Hogwarts: 10 points from Gryffindor for being late to class
Public schools: parents called away from their jobs to the principal's office because their fifth-grader said the word "butt"
Hogwarts: restrooms you could probably eat off the floor in
Public schools:
Point overmade, but whatever.