Hell no!!!! I don't give or get massages from men, period. All full body massages get intimate, happy ending or not.
Poll
Would you give a man an intimate back rub ...... for $100
| Yes | 38% | 38% - 23 | ||||
| No | 46% | 46% - 28 | ||||
| I would pay him | 15% | 15% - 9 | ||||
| Total: 60 | ||||||
I'd give it a try, I'm just not sure I could be initmate enough. In which case I wouldn't get paid. In which case why should I even bother trying.
Therefore I voted that I would pay him to let me massage him.
Therefore I voted that I would pay him to let me massage him.
Last edited by mtb0minime (2010-10-28 17:00:15)
what a coincidence!
Ty wrote:
Sure. It's only a backrub after all. If it involved a happy ending I'd be reluctant though.
haha closet fagTrotskygrad wrote:
as long as the rubee knows it's a one time thing and that I am dating a girl, sure.
No, it would take at least a G for that.
This does remind me of when I was kid, though. My Dad was on the toilet, counting a mountain of hundos when I passed by (he found closing the door offensive, apparently). He shouted as I walked by that if I wiped him up, he'd give me $100. I was about 9, and regretted not taking the deal for the next year or so.
This should give you a bit of insight as to why I am the way I am.
This does remind me of when I was kid, though. My Dad was on the toilet, counting a mountain of hundos when I passed by (he found closing the door offensive, apparently). He shouted as I walked by that if I wiped him up, he'd give me $100. I was about 9, and regretted not taking the deal for the next year or so.
This should give you a bit of insight as to why I am the way I am.
Come to think of it, giving a dude a Canadian handshake is probably less gay then a full body massage. Yuck.
So if i had a dad like that, I would have turned out awesome as well?
No.
But if I were a literature student and had no future earning capacity I'd whore myself like crazy from age 20-30.
But if I were a literature student and had no future earning capacity I'd whore myself like crazy from age 20-30.
I used to date a trainee masseuse - brings back memories of homeworkwe'll say ............... shirts off but pants are optional ....... lights dimmened down .... enya music going on ..... candles lite ....... sensual massage oil is being used
Last edited by Dilbert_X (2010-10-28 22:22:09)
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uhmm...doesn't sound to bad.SEREMAKER wrote:
we'll say ............... shirts off but pants are optional ....... lights dimmened down .... enya music going on ..... candles lite ....... sensual massage oil is being usedSenorToenails wrote:
Just how intimate is 'intimate'?
Shit, I'd do it for $10.
Not even sure if I'd do it for $1000
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You'd have to pay someone much more to let you massage a manWar Man wrote:
Not even sure if I'd do it for $1000
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
ooooh dilbert, i missed that the first time around
cute, really cute :3
cute, really cute :3
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Soapy out of the question?we'll say ............... shirts off but pants are optional ....... lights dimmened down .... enya music going on ..... candles lite ....... sensual massage oil is being used
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If the area of massage is just the back, nothing lower, higher or round the sides, then sure.
I happen to have a massage table in the storage...
and I got a bengie waiting for youUltrafunkula wrote:
I happen to have a massage table in the storage...
Brb, googling bengie first...SEREMAKER wrote:
and I got a bengie waiting for youUltrafunkula wrote:
I happen to have a massage table in the storage...
Oh, well. It's just a back rub.
invite him along tooUltrafunkula wrote:
Brb, googling bengie first...SEREMAKER wrote:
and I got a bengie waiting for youUltrafunkula wrote:
I happen to have a massage table in the storage...
http://www.reggaetonbio.com/wp-content/ … engie2.jpg
Oh, well. It's just a back rub.
Ssssooo who's the other gimp?
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Ssssooo who's the other gimp?
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would you suck a dick for ten million dollars? dont lie
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I'd suck a dick for an eight ball.eleven bravo wrote:
would you suck a dick for ten million dollars? dont lie
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