ive never been to a strip club

2010-09-10 09:37:28

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Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6796|South Florida

so guys it just hit me, ive never been to a strip club. im 18 and i think it would be awesome but i dont really know where to go around here. im sure theres some bad places that i dont want to walk into, how do i tell?.

also, serious question, do guys get boners are strip clubs? Cause it seems like it would be awkward to be horny next to other guys/friends. Is this more of a place to go and enjoy the female figure while having a beer, rather than get all boned up?

15 more years! 15 more years!

2010-09-10 09:39:23

#2

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6760|Gogledd Cymru

lol

2010-09-10 09:40:11

#3

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6672|dm_maidenhead

I've been to one once for a friends birthday. Was boring as shit.

I think that's because we went stripclub then club. I reckon it would have been better if we had been more drunk.

2010-09-10 09:40:18

#4

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6770|so randum

never stop posting

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2010-09-10 09:40:39

#5

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6741

why would an 18 year old want to go to a stripclub? they're for lonely old men

you should be in night clubs hitting on girls you can actually touch

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2010-09-10 09:41:25

#6

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6770|so randum

go with your hedge fund

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2010-09-10 09:41:37

#7

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6768

the way to tell;

if the welcome mat is inside the door, so you can wipe your feet before exiting back into the real world - success, grab a handful of $1 and have fun.

2010-09-10 09:42:31

#8

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6741

i went into a stripclub in ibiza cause the street pundits were dealing coke from the bar on the down-low

didn't tip the bitches, though

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2010-09-10 09:43:23

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FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6770|so randum

i hear jews fund strip clubs

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2010-09-10 09:43:47

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Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6741

jew heiresses dance with their queefy big jewish vaginas

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2010-09-10 09:45:06

#11

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6770|so randum

stripclubs did 911

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2010-09-10 09:45:53

#12

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6768

Uzique wrote:
jew heiresses dance with their queefy big jewish vaginas

tell them you*re a first-timer Mitch, they'll give you a woof cookie . . .

2010-09-10 09:47:04

#13

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6396|So Cal

Boned a stripper way back in the day. Pretty overrated fantasy if u ask me.
...
And yeah, i was drunk and stupid but at least had a rubber.

2010-09-10 09:47:12

#14

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6741

and a dreidel as a going away present

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2010-09-10 09:47:18

#15

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6760|Gogledd Cymru

FatherTed wrote:
never stop posting

plz

2010-09-10 09:56:54

#16

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6952|Disaster Free Zone

FatherTed wrote:
stripclubs did 911

Best car ever.

2010-09-10 09:57:35

#17

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6770|so randum

car?

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2010-09-10 09:58:35

#18

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6952|Disaster Free Zone

FatherTed wrote:
car?

Vroom vroom.

2010-09-10 09:59:18

#19

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7003|St. Andrews / Oslo

prohint: german

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2010-09-10 09:59:37

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FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6770|so randum

yeh but mitches car is broke it doesnt go vroom i dont get?

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2010-09-10 10:00:21

#21

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6842

FatherTed wrote:
yeh but mitches car is broke it doesnt go vroom i dont get?

i thought i got it, but i think he means the Porsche 911, which isn't the best car ever

don't get it either

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2010-09-10 10:00:44

#22

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6770|so randum

wtf is coconut

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2010-09-10 10:01:07

#23

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6963

I've been to a couple in Canada. Mitch, they're not worth going to in NY.

x

2010-09-10 10:04:51

#24

Phrozenbot: Member; +632|6886|do not disturb

Why would you want to go to one? Don't.

2010-09-10 10:08:40

#25

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6952|Disaster Free Zone

FatherTed wrote:
wtf is coconut

A hairy testicle.

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