blademaster
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Anyone contemplating which profession to enter or perhaps considering a career change should take note of a study which reveals  which professions are having the most sex, says theirtoys.com. Considering the amount of 20-somethings dressed up for Valentine’s Day and Halloween every year as sexy nurses, teachers, and librarians, learning that these three jobs were among the professions getting laid the least was surprising at first. Sadly, research shows that reality does not live up to our costumed fantasies. Not so shockingly, truck drivers were also reportedly among the group not getting much action.

Here are the top 5 that are getting lucky the most:

#5 Call Center Operator

Seemingly obscure, this isn’t one that pops into mind as being particularly sexy. The stereotype is more along the lines of isolated techno geeks who spend their day staring at the computer through thick-rimmed glasses. Maybe their customer service training has actually paid off by translating to better performance in bed – they answer all your questions, solve all your problems, and most importantly don’t give up until the customer is thoroughly satisfied. Though their job may be dull, it seems their sex lives are far from it.

#4 Secretary

How very cliché. Then again clichés don’t appear out of thin air, they have to start somewhere. We’ve all heard the story a million times…”He left his wife and ran off with his hot young secretary.” Giving in to the temptation of sex on the boss’s desk must be pretty strong in order for secretaries to come in fourth place. The leopard heels/glasses combo never hurts either.

#3 Lawyer

They’re rich, smart, powerful, and always get what they want. In turn, this makes them very, very hot.  After such a long day at work day it’s probably straight to business, no wasting time once in  bed. And don’t expect much cuddling to take place afterward. No objection here…it’s still hot.

#2 Flight Attendant

Mile high club, anyone? Combine long days spent traveling, nights in hotel rooms far from home, generally female attendants and male pilots, and you have a recipe for…lots of sex. The isolated room where the crew can store personal belongings and catch a nap on long flights is rumored to be where a lot of the hooking up goes down.


#1 Real Estate Agent

Post real estate market slump, it seems agents are using their extra down time getting dirty. Besides, all the empty foreclosed homes and apartments provide plenty of locations to do it all around town. Though it may not be an ideal time to get into real estate profit wise,  it may be appealing if you’re looking to increase the rate of return on your sex life.

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kind of surprised to see, real estate agents as #1, I'd figure secretary and flight attends (stewardess would be there), lawyers yeah they have money so u can kind of see them cheating...
Ultrafunkula
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blademaster wrote:

#5 Call Center Operator

Seemingly obscure, this isn’t one that pops into mind as being particularly sexy. The stereotype is more along the lines of isolated techno geeks who spend their day staring at the computer through thick-rimmed glasses. Maybe their customer service training has actually paid off by translating to better performance in bed – they answer all your questions, solve all your problems, and most importantly don’t give up until the customer is thoroughly satisfied. Though their job may be dull, it seems their sex lives are far from it.
Jebus
Looking for my Scooper
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social skills
11 Bravo
Banned
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silly bastards money gets you laid..after the chicks are out of college that is
Ultrafunkula
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11 Bravo wrote:

silly bastards money gets you laid..after the chicks are out of college that is
Humbug. Right meatmarket club and slick mouth gets you places.
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6504|Gold Coast
Should've been a pilot...
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11 Bravo
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KuSTaV wrote:

Should've been a pilot...
ill share a little secret...

a male flight attendant who doesnt like playing anal darts with other men gets tons of pussy.  thats a fact.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6463
artists would be no.1 on this poll but most of the time they're not even doing anything considered 'work' cause they're just partying and fucking so much. true story.
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Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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11 Bravo wrote:

KuSTaV wrote:

Should've been a pilot...
ill share a little secret...

a male flight attendant who doesnt like playing anal darts with other men gets tons of pussy.  thats a fact.
I was about to become one, but I got the opportunity to work for a hockey team so I passed. Kinda regret it, but then again I don't.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
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woulda thought fighter pilot would be up there..
11 Bravo
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Adams_BJ wrote:

woulda thought fighter pilot would be up there..
well they poop in their diapers
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6463
why would being boring and spending your life surrounded by men on military bases merit you loads of pussy?

little bit too much top gun
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Reciprocity
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Uzique wrote:

why would being boring and spending your life surrounded by men on military bases merit you loads of pussy?

little bit too much top gun
there's plenty of sex after heated rounds of beach volleyball.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6463
yah, of the pooper-scooper variety. no ty.
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PrivateVendetta
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Reciprocity
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There's a show on PBS about life on a carrier.  All the pilots are middle-aged and balding.
Varegg
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Top proffesion is working as Tiger Woods, he get's laid more than anyone else
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Macbeth
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Where does secret agent rank?
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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Varegg wrote:

Top proffesion is working as Tiger Woods, he get's laid more than anyone else
Footy players seem to get their fair share too
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
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Macbeth wrote:

Where does secret agent rank?
James Bond tbh.

Last edited by Eifa (2010-09-06 01:33:54)

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Shahter
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Macbeth wrote:

Where does secret agent rank?
nobody knows. they are secret, you know.
if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.
rdx-fx
...
+955|6584
So, if you're the secretary for a lawyer at a call center for a real estate development firm with frequent flying, your life is essentially the script for a porn flick?
Ioan92
Member
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you forgot #0: Airline Captain.


Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6463
almost every airline captain i have seen has been a 35-40+ year old greying man with a moustache.

although #12375: flight-sim player scores respectably on the rankings...
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Ioan92
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Uzique wrote:

almost every airline captain i have seen has been a 35-40+ year old greying man with a moustache.

although #12375: flight-sim player scores respectably on the rankings...
Every airline captain once was a "First Officer", which, in every case, has much more odds of getting laid than you.

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