lol, college
Get your mate to go on the bus first
He goes to the back and passes you his ticket out of the window
You use the ticket
?????
Profit
He goes to the back and passes you his ticket out of the window
You use the ticket
?????
Profit
!!Ultrafunkula wrote:
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I need around tree fiddy.
Ya haven't seen that before??DonFck wrote:
!!Ultrafunkula wrote:
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Lol, I haven't anyway.
Lulz. We had our new chief for about 3 weeks and now the guy quit today. Prolly got a better job and salary elsewhere.
Execs are going bonkers around here. Besides a new chief for the Service Desk they need to recruit 4 new SD geeks. Glhf...
Execs are going bonkers around here. Besides a new chief for the Service Desk they need to recruit 4 new SD geeks. Glhf...
no promotion for you
I acshully got one last january
So what are the requirements, and more importantly, what's the pay?
I need around tree fiddy.
Get me a jorb
later long island, have fun with the hurricane... time to move into my dorm
Your lingo skills are in order, you need some knowledge of managing IT folks in some way and good basic knowledge of IT in general. The pay starts from 3k€ something á month and you also get the basic set; phone, lappy und free internets at home and some secret handshakes I have no clue of.DonFck wrote:
So what are the requirements, and more importantly, what's the pay?
Hei Don, where did you go? Off to finetune your CV?
Oh, I forgot to mention free healthcare and some sort of insurances too. Dentals not included tho.
Oh, I forgot to mention free healthcare and some sort of insurances too. Dentals not included tho.
Some guy that crashed into my mother is claming for "fear of driving" and whiplash. Scum.
Half a heart to go inact some justice...
Half a heart to go inact some justice...
Idiots everywhere. Some similar douchebag tried to pull off something like that in front of my friend on Long Island. Teenager and his mom were walking on the sidewalk and suddenly the boy jumped on the crosswalk when the lights turned green for the cars and needless to say the kid hurt himself. Boy tried to claim that the pedestrian light was green and wanted ofcourse to sue the driver for milliyns. My friend who drove behind the car that hit waited for the cops and told them what happened. Went to court to testify too. Poor ppl got plenty more poor after that court day. Obviously the driver was glad as hell that my friend didn't just drive off after the accident.
Watching The Long Way Round.
I have a mancrush on Ewan McGregor.
I have a mancrush on Ewan McGregor.
noice 
People are just chancers. Unfortunately my mother has no witnesses, and 20 years of driving without an accident is no help in court. She's very careful, I often tell her "too careful". Takes ages to get to a destination.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Idiots everywhere. Some similar douchebag tried to pull off something like that in front of my friend on Long Island. Teenager and his mom were walking on the sidewalk and suddenly the boy jumped on the crosswalk when the lights turned green for the cars and needless to say the kid hurt himself. Boy tried to claim that the pedestrian light was green and wanted ofcourse to sue the driver for milliyns. My friend who drove behind the car that hit waited for the cops and told them what happened. Went to court to testify too. Poor ppl got plenty more poor after that court day. Obviously the driver was glad as hell that my friend didn't just drive off after the accident.
I wouldn't mind but to counterclaim there's a fee, which we can't afford.
Well your mum's case should be clear as glass. I mean the dickhead hit her and not the other way round. He'll wind up paying for court for both sides in vain.
That's fucking weird. Literally ten minutes ago I was thinking about the similarity between the two words, and I temporarily forgot how you say euphemisms after thinking about it too much...liquidat0r wrote:
"euphemisms" kinda looses its meaning if you spell it "euthanisms"
In other news I HAVE MY PHONE BACK! Fuck I'm so relieved.
Its very easy to fabricate the situation when there's no witnesses. Its especially easy to lie about pain and mental trauma. I had an accident a year ago, the guy was so fine he got out and pushed his car to the side of the road with my help.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Well your mum's case should be clear as glass. I mean the dickhead hit her and not the other way round. He'll wind up paying for court for both sides in vain.
A month ago he got a cheque for £3400. His car was worth £500, and he even said if I gave him that he would not go through his insurance.
Where the 3k came from I have no idea, lol. Anyway now I cant drive so sigh.
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oh yes totallyjord wrote:
Its very easy to fabricate the situation when there's no witnesses. Its especially easy to lie about pain and mental trauma. I had an accident a year ago, the guy was so fine he got out and pushed his car to the side of the road with my help.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Well your mum's case should be clear as glass. I mean the dickhead hit her and not the other way round. He'll wind up paying for court for both sides in vain.
A month ago he got a cheque for £3400. His car was worth £500, and he even said if I gave him that he would not go through his insurance.
Where the 3k came from I have no idea, lol. Anyway now I cant drive so sigh.
some dumbass claimed she got fondled by one of the three little pigs at a disney park
claimed that it gave her severe trauma and made her gain 50 lbs.
DROPPED THE FUCKING CASE when Disney showed that the pig costume did not have operable arms
True dat. That's why one should always call the referees to the site.
Wopee! The yearly Tell-off-your-bosses-survey is here. Now to click on the complain I mean Strongly disagree buttons...
Wopee! The yearly Tell-off-your-bosses-survey is here. Now to click on the complain I mean Strongly disagree buttons...
Its the no win no fee culture. Id wager at least 20% of compensation claims have some amount of lies, fabrication or just complete bullshit. Probably high if you include fabrication of mental anguish/physical pain.Trotskygrad wrote:
oh yes totallyjord wrote:
Its very easy to fabricate the situation when there's no witnesses. Its especially easy to lie about pain and mental trauma. I had an accident a year ago, the guy was so fine he got out and pushed his car to the side of the road with my help.Ultrafunkula wrote:
Well your mum's case should be clear as glass. I mean the dickhead hit her and not the other way round. He'll wind up paying for court for both sides in vain.
A month ago he got a cheque for £3400. His car was worth £500, and he even said if I gave him that he would not go through his insurance.
Where the 3k came from I have no idea, lol. Anyway now I cant drive so sigh.
some dumbass claimed she got fondled by one of the three little pigs at a disney park
claimed that it gave her severe trauma and made her gain 50 lbs.
DROPPED THE FUCKING CASE when Disney showed that the pig costume did not have operable arms
Did the cunnilingus poll get deleted or something?