I don't need firearms, Bobo will deal with intruders.
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he's a pussy.
He'd still whup you.burnzz wrote:
he's a pussy.
Fuck Israel
a calico vagina with teeth? no thanks, this may be Utah but i'm already married. i got a proper firearm for home protection, and so does my wife.Dilbert_X wrote:
He'd still whup you.burnzz wrote:
he's a pussy.
You're too big for that pussy.
(And that's the first time you've ever been told that!)
(And that's the first time you've ever been told that!)
Thats awesome - How did people decide which side of the church to sit on at the wedding?burnzz wrote:
this may be Utah but i'm already married. i got a proper firearm for home protection, and so does my wife.Dilbert_X wrote:
He'd still whup you.burnzz wrote:
he's a pussy.
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church?
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue meburnzz wrote:
a calico vagina with teeth? no thanks, this may be Utah but i'm already married. i got a proper firearm for home protection, and so does my wife.Dilbert_X wrote:
He'd still whup you.burnzz wrote:
he's a pussy.
Ok, who did your mutual father point the sawn-off at?burnzz wrote:
church?
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i was 28, and she 27. it was a mutual decision to share our mortality together, and end anyone's that tried to break into the house webuilt together. [ I <3 my wife!]
@ jaekus - welcome to the forum, you picked up the lingo quick enough. you*re gonna go far, kid.
@ jaekus - welcome to the forum, you picked up the lingo quick enough. you*re gonna go far, kid.
You should buy her a less gay firearm then.burnzz wrote:
i was 28, and she 27. it was a mutual decision to share our mortality together, and end anyone's that tried to break into the house webuilt together. [ I <3 my wife!]
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ruger blackhawk. ok . . . i'm proud of her, the 357 kicks like a fucking mule and she handles the recoil like a champ. she says it reminds her of living with me.Dilbert_X wrote:
You should buy her a less gay firearm then.
During this current time of the zodiac sign Cancer, it is typical for people to display the Cancerian trait of showing their tough exterior to protect their sensitive inside.burnzz wrote:
i was 28, and she 27. it was a mutual decision to share our mortality together, and end anyone's that tried to break into the house webuilt together. [ I <3 my wife!]
@ jaekus - welcome to the forum, you picked up the lingo quick enough. you*re gonna go far, kid.
A single action might have been useful in a fight 100+ years ago, you don't get smarty points in a gunfight for having poor ergonomics.burnzz wrote:
ruger blackhawk. ok . . . i'm proud of her, the 357 kicks like a fucking mule and she handles the recoil like a champ.Dilbert_X wrote:
You should buy her a less gay firearm then.
It looks like an antique, is slow to operate and takes forever to reload?she says it reminds her of living with me.
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exactly. and one shot, even if you miss, will take off a limb.
it's why i got her to shoot the Magnum - one shot.
anyways, why does this topic keep coming up? break into a house in America, and instantly you know who's voting for who.
your last thought breaking into a Republican house is "oh shi-"
it's why i got her to shoot the Magnum - one shot.
anyways, why does this topic keep coming up? break into a house in America, and instantly you know who's voting for who.
your last thought breaking into a Republican house is "oh shi-"
Wow, thats a great argument for having a crap gun. A modern revolver with Pachmayrs would make more sense.exactly. and one shot, even if you miss, will take off a limb.
More likely the average Republican will be too drunk to operate a firearm, esp a SA revolver.your last thought breaking into a Republican house is "oh shi-"
Its not only Republicans who own firearms BTW.
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hey Dilbo - C'mon over to my house!
I have no reason to travel to Utah - inbred child brides aren't my thing, but if I did I guess I could legally bring my Model 19.
Pretty sure you and your panty-pistol would lose at any contest you picked.
Pretty sure you and your panty-pistol would lose at any contest you picked.
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ok, so reject my invitation. seems i'd be in Australia before you came to the States anyways.Dilbert_X wrote:
I have no reason to travel to Utah - inbred child brides aren't my thing, but if I did I guess I could legally bring my Model 19.
Pretty sure you and your panty-pistol would lose at any contest you picked.
and if i make it down under, would you like me to attempt a security breach? unarmed, i know i can make it into your home and walk out to the waiting taxi, faster than you could bust into my home and find my firearms.
You'd need to get past the cat.and if i make it down under, would you like me to attempt a security breach? unarmed, i know i can make it into your home and walk out to the waiting taxi, faster than you could bust into my home and find my firearms.
Why would I need to find your firearms?
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Why would you want to do that, other than to become a criminal?burnzz wrote:
ok, so reject my invitation. seems i'd be in Australia before you came to the States anyways.Dilbert_X wrote:
I have no reason to travel to Utah - inbred child brides aren't my thing, but if I did I guess I could legally bring my Model 19.
Pretty sure you and your panty-pistol would lose at any contest you picked.
and if i make it down under, would you like me to attempt a security breach? unarmed, i know i can make it into your home and walk out to the waiting taxi, faster than you could bust into my home and find my firearms.
On something related to the topic Found this article in today's local news:
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/victim-stabs- … 10596.html
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/victim-stabs- … 10596.html
This is a more.. justified.. example of retaliation in defence of one's home and person.A man knifed during a domestic home invasion fought back and stabbed two of the offenders, one critically.
Three men armed with knives allegedly stormed a home about 6.30pm yesterday at Georges Hall, in Sydney's south-west.
Police say they kicked and punched the 39-year-old to the floor before he allegedly disarmed one of them and fought back, wounding two of his attackers.
The trio fled the scene but were located a short time later after police were alerted that a 27-year-old man attended Bankstown Hospital with stab wounds.
He remains in a critical condition and under police guard.
A second man, also aged 27, was treated for minor injuries before being taken into police custody with a 33-year-old man present at the hospital.
The two men have been charged with aggravated break and enter, committing a serious indictable offence in company and assault occasioning actual bodily harm.
The pair are expected to appear in Parramatta Bail Court today.
The 39-year-old victim was taken to hospital for treatment of a suspected fractured left arm and cuts to his right arm and left ear.
Police believe the alleged attack was a domestic-related incident.
Its OK, all I'd need is a shiny piece of glass and he'd be hypnotised.Jaekus wrote:
Why would you want to do that, other than to become a criminal?burnzz wrote:
ok, so reject my invitation. seems i'd be in Australia before you came to the States anyways.Dilbert_X wrote:
I have no reason to travel to Utah - inbred child brides aren't my thing, but if I did I guess I could legally bring my Model 19.
Pretty sure you and your panty-pistol would lose at any contest you picked.
and if i make it down under, would you like me to attempt a security breach? unarmed, i know i can make it into your home and walk out to the waiting taxi, faster than you could bust into my home and find my firearms.
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Much bravado ITT tbh. All the world needs is another hero.
Jaekus wrote:
Why would you want to do that, other than to become a criminal?
you are not Dilbert.burnzz wrote:
and if i make it down under, would you like me to attempt a security breach?
to answer your question anyways - if invited into a house, no problem. if uninvited, you say it's criminal, why would you not depend on yourself to repel an intentional attack on your property? do you feel confident you could do so with the gifts your god gave you? if i'm coming in, i've got a knife in my teeth, a two by four in one hand and a gun in the other. i'm attacking your residence, and what will you do, plead with me? i spit in your eye.
i personally don't give a fuck why you forced entry into my house. as long as the reason is worth dying for, it's all good.
bravado? were you dropped on your head as an infant? what don't you get about protecting your home?Jaekus wrote:
Much bravado ITT tbh. All the world needs is another hero.
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