I never knew there were dumbasses in the military. That's great
Why do you think Marines are called jarheads?mtb0minime wrote:
I never knew there were dumbasses in the military. That's great
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Because of their haircuts.
it even says so in the movie!!!mtb0minime wrote:
Because of their haircuts.
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ty is/was in the army you moron-Sh1fty- wrote:
lolTy wrote:
I had to look up what a Poolee was. Apparently it's like a recruit that they don't actually want to train so they just waste their time doing PT. Nice that they give them a free t-shirt though.
You obviously have no freaking clue what you're talking about. You take your tests and enlist, then you get a shipping date which is usually months away. So in the meantime you come PT and the recruiters teach you drill and other things so that when boot camp comes around you're not being a dumbass.
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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Yeah they do that over a weekend in the NZ Army. Then again it's not like we had to do much drill. "This is how you stand to attention"/"This is how you salute"/"This is how you march"/"This is how you turn" and then they force you to do it drunk to see if you've learned it well enough. Good times.-Sh1fty- wrote:
lolTy wrote:
I had to look up what a Poolee was. Apparently it's like a recruit that they don't actually want to train so they just waste their time doing PT. Nice that they give them a free t-shirt though.
You obviously have no freaking clue what you're talking about. You take your tests and enlist, then you get a shipping date which is usually months away. So in the meantime you come PT and the recruiters teach you drill and other things so that when boot camp comes around you're not being a dumbass.
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lolFatherTed wrote:
ty is/was in the army you moron-Sh1fty- wrote:
lolTy wrote:
I had to look up what a Poolee was. Apparently it's like a recruit that they don't actually want to train so they just waste their time doing PT. Nice that they give them a free t-shirt though.
You obviously have no freaking clue what you're talking about. You take your tests and enlist, then you get a shipping date which is usually months away. So in the meantime you come PT and the recruiters teach you drill and other things so that when boot camp comes around you're not being a dumbass.
You obviously have no freaking clue what you're talking about.
you obviously have no freaking clue what you're talking about.Ty wrote:
Yeah they do that over a weekend in the NZ Army.-Sh1fty- wrote:
lolTy wrote:
I had to look up what a Poolee was. Apparently it's like a recruit that they don't actually want to train so they just waste their time doing PT. Nice that they give them a free t-shirt though.
You obviously have no freaking clue what you're talking about. You take your tests and enlist, then you get a shipping date which is usually months away. So in the meantime you come PT and the recruiters teach you drill and other things so that when boot camp comes around you're not being a dumbass.
lol shut up dumb american woooo go marines wooooooooooo go army yeah hooah hopey changey bet ur fat lolmtb0minime wrote:
lolFatherTed wrote:
ty is/was in the army you moron-Sh1fty- wrote:
lol
You obviously have no freaking clue what you're talking about. You take your tests and enlist, then you get a shipping date which is usually months away. So in the meantime you come PT and the recruiters teach you drill and other things so that when boot camp comes around you're not being a dumbass.
You obviously have no freaking clue what you're talking about.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
lolRTHKI wrote:
say that to my face
You obviously have no freaking face to say anything to.
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You obviously have no freaking sad to face.
Edit: By the way in my duty as Moderator I feel I should remind everyone, myself included, that this kind of crap is probably better restricted to EE Chats which apparently is the worst it's ever been this month.
Edit: By the way in my duty as Moderator I feel I should remind everyone, myself included, that this kind of crap is probably better restricted to EE Chats which apparently is the worst it's ever been this month.
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I'll have you know that this is the most active this thread has been, and in my duty of contributing member I should remind everyone, myself included, to carry on.Ty wrote:
You obviously have no freaking sad to face.
Edit: By the way in my duty as Moderator I feel I should remind everyone, myself included, that this kind of crap is probably better restricted to EE Chats which apparently is the worst it's ever been this month.
being tall isnt subjective its a definitionAdams_BJ wrote:
I'll have you know that this is the most active this thread has been, and in my duty of contributing member I should remind everyone, myself included, to carry on.Ty wrote:
You obviously have no freaking sad to face.
Edit: By the way in my duty as Moderator I feel I should remind everyone, myself included, that this kind of crap is probably better restricted to EE Chats which apparently is the worst it's ever been this month.
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yes but surely you have to have a bit of sway either side. wouldn't it make more sense if it was a blanket definition rather than an exact measurement? Otherwise everyone is either tall or short, I don't know many men who are exactly 5'10. Some might be 5'10 and 1/3Mutantbear wrote:
being tall isnt subjective its a definitionAdams_BJ wrote:
I'll have you know that this is the most active this thread has been, and in my duty of contributing member I should remind everyone, myself included, to carry on.Ty wrote:
You obviously have no freaking sad to face.
Edit: By the way in my duty as Moderator I feel I should remind everyone, myself included, that this kind of crap is probably better restricted to EE Chats which apparently is the worst it's ever been this month.
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Yea!
Shitfy posts about not being short. Topic derails.
Shitfy posts about his hopeless military career makes a retarded comment. Derailed in a different direction.
I'm seeing a pattern here.
Shitfy posts about his hopeless military career makes a retarded comment. Derailed in a different direction.
I'm seeing a pattern here.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Shit, sign me up!Ty wrote:
then they force you to do it drunk
Be warned, the NZ navy consists of two fishing boats, and the most dangerous threat the army faces (besides drunken infantry) is thisHurricane2k9 wrote:
Shit, sign me up!Ty wrote:
then they force you to do it drunk
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Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Notice you didn't mention our air force... or come to think of it, maybe you did.ROGUEDD wrote:
Be warned, the NZ navy consists of two fishing boats, and the most dangerous threat the army faces (besides drunken infantry) is thisHurricane2k9 wrote:
Shit, sign me up!Ty wrote:
then they force you to do it drunk
Also, have you ever tried to fight a Kakapo? I mean they're easy to fight but the environmentalists are cunts to get around.
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I always thought the NZ air force was made up of kiwis, because Kakapos are flightless birds.Ty wrote:
Notice you didn't mention our air force... or come to think of it, maybe you did.ROGUEDD wrote:
Be warned, the NZ navy consists of two fishing boats, and the most dangerous threat the army faces (besides drunken infantry) is thisHurricane2k9 wrote:
Shit, sign me up!
Also, have you ever tried to fight a Kakapo? I mean they're easy to fight but the environmentalists are cunts to get around.
Kiwis are also flightless.
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Oh, really?Ty wrote:
Kiwis are also flightless.
I must have confused them with the dodos on Mauritius.