Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
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liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6916|UK
I'me listening to Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds on vinyl at the moment!
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6614|England
I'm listening to a song I'm trying to finish.
jord
Member
+2,382|6967|The North, beyond the wall.
Going to bed hungry is the shittest feeling ever.



Going to make myself a bread sandwich.
jord
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+2,382|6967|The North, beyond the wall.
No bread but found some chicken and sweetcorn soup. It's 3 years out of date but its an army ration so i think its edible.


hopefully
eskimo_sammyjoe
Did someone say tea?
+112|6523|S.A. Australia
Dial the first 2 9's now to save time
Serious Flex
jord
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+2,382|6967|The North, beyond the wall.
It was issued to me in like September of last year so that's the whole basis of my it being edible assumption.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6561

eskimo_sammyjoe wrote:

Dial the first 2 9's now to save time
lol
jord
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+2,382|6967|The North, beyond the wall.
I'm going to assume the green bits are some kind of herb. I should really only be eating this when someone is in the house but fuck it I'm not waiting 3 hours when I haven't eaten in a day.

On the bright side if I do get ill I can sue for 2 reasons, one because I'll be dying and 2 because of the false advertising, there's no sweetcorn in this chicken and sweetcorn soup at all.

Last edited by jord (2010-07-14 05:19:34)

liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6916|UK
You'll be fine.
jord
Member
+2,382|6967|The North, beyond the wall.
It looks revolting.

Well here goes nothing
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6778|Gogledd Cymru

Army rations are edible for about 20 years jord, the date on it was when it was made not expires.

Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6561
Why go through the hassle when you can order a pizza.
jord
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+2,382|6967|The North, beyond the wall.
@surge yeah i know but i vaguely remember the soup being differant

@metal no pizza place will be open at half 1, not that i can pay for a pizza anyway
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6561
just keep posting here so we can make sure you're ok
jord
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+2,382|6967|The North, beyond the wall.
looks shit tastes shit and smells shit

but i guess a caveman would be dilighted at this bounty of sustanance, as shall i
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6778|Gogledd Cymru

I've not tried the soups, I recommend the chicken tikka masala, curried lamb, beef ravioli and chicken arabiatta though, they were good.
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6916|UK
Lunchtime buffet at pizza hut, jord. tbh
jord
Member
+2,382|6967|The North, beyond the wall.

Surgeons wrote:

I've not tried the soups, I recommend the chicken tikka masala, curried lamb, beef ravioli and chicken arabiatta though, they were good.
I've had them all, lamb navarin is best. Though I ate the main meals and the yorkies whilst i was actually still in, i just brought home 3 boxes of the shittest rations ever. Honestly they're like some soups (still got a cream of chicken left to tide me over) some orrible biscuit type things that youre meant to put some spread on which i appear to have lost so no doubt they'll taste like cardboard and all my brew kits (again ive had the good hot chocolate and am left with powdered tea and coffee with whiterners and sweetners).

Anyway that was shit, but what beverage to wash it down with? Hmmm


Well I think I'll go with that classic, and the only thing that's available, H20.wooo


@metal, ta thats kind
jord
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+2,382|6967|The North, beyond the wall.
£7 all you can eat is pretty damn good liq. It can't be quality stuff though or you'll have fatties eating £30's worth of food.

Granted i don't have the initial £7 to go as I got my tri weekly haircut today.
1927
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Finray wrote:

Aite Dad any chance of subbing me £275? I need some shit for my computer.
Yeah alright.  I just won £10 on the lottery scracthing a mutha card yo! and I'll eat bread and drink water for a month, you can get ya pc sorted then.  I'll have to send you some 'safe' porn instead of the trash you been looking at.
jord
Member
+2,382|6967|The North, beyond the wall.
I should probably shave but when you get to 10 days+ of growth you become attached, it'd hurt me mentally and physically to shave this bad boy off.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6778|Gogledd Cymru

Biscuit browns are the shit Jordan, the biscuit fruits are wank though.
jord
Member
+2,382|6967|The North, beyond the wall.
They're both wank, the main meals, hot choc and sweet were the only thing that were good and i have none.

sustanace is there only use. and the only reason they are still in my presence, about to be consumed
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6778|Gogledd Cymru

The boiled sweets in the ones I had were awesome, so were the choc bars, pretty much a Yorkie except bigger, the breakfasts were good too, that might've just been because I was fucking hungry everytime I had the shit in there though

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