Wanna blow me? Hot Air said you do a great job.seymorebutts443 wrote:
This thread would have been funny, if someone like ted made it.
fuck me
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.
fuck him
10/10.. stillBrasso wrote:
fuck me
Last edited by El Beardo (2010-06-02 15:40:51)
u r cute XD
Last edited by SamTheMan (2010-06-02 15:43:59)
O I N0 L1k3 lulzSamTheMan wrote:
u r cute XD
wanna read some sexts over my shoulder?
While I play with some boys from jerseyLucien wrote:
wanna read some sexts over my shoulder?
SPLASHDOWN
Did you hear about the fat polar bear?
No? Well it broke the ice
No? Well it broke the ice
You must be biotite cos you've got perfect cleavage
Licks finger and touches Noobeater's leg
"Can I help you out of those wet clothes?"
"Can I help you out of those wet clothes?"
Fuck Israel
They're not wet....yet.Dilbert_X wrote:
Licks finger and touches Noobeater's leg
"Can I help you out of those wet clothes?"
If you keep screaming I'll turn this rape into a murder.
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Tell me if Rhohypnol makes your wine taste funny.
Fuck Israel
Want something that tastes funny?
hey wanna,
Oh god no, pace isn't even worth feigning attraction.
Oh god no, pace isn't even worth feigning attraction.
Hey Doc,
Those shoes are very becoming on you.
...then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Those shoes are very becoming on you.
...then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
King_County_Downy wrote:
Hey Doc,
Those shoes are very becoming on you.
...then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
See my big mouthed smiley? Need something to fill it with...
hey does this smell like chloroform to you?
I have a bunch of cash prizes in my van, you want them?
hey so i heard your from not canada. that only leaves 194 other countries.RTHKI wrote:
I have a bunch of cash prizes in my van, you want them?
anyways, the names mitch. whats your name?
rthki? hmm,
pretty cool.
wanna get outa here?
15 more years! 15 more years!
I've got a GWALSGiant Willy And Large Sack, care to be friends with them?RTHKI wrote:
I have a bunch of cash prizes in my van, you want them?
dammit mitch
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Boy ebug, you sure are heavy.
lololololol geddit? I picked him up. Literally. Physically.
lololololol geddit? I picked him up. Literally. Physically.