I accidentally swallowed a bit of aluminum foil. Should I go to the hospital or throw it up or will everything be fine?
itll pass through your poop
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no, create electro-magentic arc and inplant it to your chest
go to bellevue
arkham
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How sure of this are you?eleven bravo wrote:
itll pass through your poop
like, anybody who's swallowed a penny sure.Macbeth wrote:
How sure of this are you?eleven bravo wrote:
itll pass through your poop
EE (hats
depends how big the piece is. dont worry. if it doesnt itll just tear up your intestines and youll be using colostomy bag for the rest of your life which means...NO BATHROOM LINES!
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You sure make it sound like fun.eleven bravo wrote:
depends how big the piece is. dont worry. if it doesnt itll just tear up your intestines and youll be using colostomy bag for the rest of your life which means...NO BATHROOM LINES!
what's a "bit"?
for a minute there i had to re-read eleven bravo's post to try and 'get the joke'
i misinterpreted the meaning of 'bathroom lines'
i misinterpreted the meaning of 'bathroom lines'
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The piece was the size of a dime.
Serious responses only please.
Serious responses only please.
i would seriously wash my mouth with buckshot if i ever needed a colostomy bag
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mac
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fuck that, urinal porcelain and bathroom salts
JUST KIDDIN
fuck that, urinal porcelain and bathroom salts
JUST KIDDIN
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rather roll a p-dog
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no - the best, proven cure is to stay seated, don't panic, and
keep posting on a goddam gaming forum, mkay?
keep posting on a goddam gaming forum, mkay?
Don't eat anymore.
*edit
Foil that is.
*edit
Foil that is.
Last edited by DBBrinson1 (2010-05-24 19:35:35)
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Was it folded as to have sharp edges?
Was there Viagra in the tinfoil?
If so, GO TO THE HOSPITAL DUDE
If so, GO TO THE HOSPITAL DUDE
Unless you want to incur a large hospital bill, don't take a trip in da amber lamps / go to the hospital
RTHKI wrote:
. . . .BeardedHobo wrote:
Unless you want to incur a large hospital bill, don't take a trip in da amber lamps / go to the hospital
actlook like an illegal
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Aluminum is a neurotoxin. I'd go the the hospital. How/why did you swallow it in the first place?
throw it up already