Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6591|London, England

CammRobb wrote:

FloppY_ wrote:

Goddamn you don't understand the concept of exercise do you?

You exercise, the more you do it the better it gets and eventually it will not hurt!
even the initial pullback hurts like fuck.

end of story.

stop posting.
Pain is temporary, results are... i forgot how the quote goes. But pain is temporary.
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5207|Cleveland, Ohio
lol homo
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5758|Catherine Black

Mekstizzle wrote:

Hard to take dick advice from a man they call Floppy








I'll get my coat...
Lold

So.. (I can't believe I'm asking my own brother this).. is it this bad when.. relaxed? Cause it's no problem for me when in that state but a bit sore (I can still do it though) when.. excited.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Stimey
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+786|6090|Ontario | Canada
just beat off a lot
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FloppY_
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+1,010|6256|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

CammRobb wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

Hard to take dick advice from a man they call Floppy








I'll get my coat...
oh man...

I can't karma you again.

that was sheer gold.

http://www.deleusejewelers.com/DeleuseB … llion1.jpg
kthx faggots...

Enjoy your hurting sexlife then..
­ Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6100|Carnoustie MASSIF

Finray wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

Hard to take dick advice from a man they call Floppy








I'll get my coat...
Lold

So.. (I can't believe I'm asking my own brother this).. is it this bad when.. relaxed? Cause it's no problem for me when in that state but a bit sore (I can still do it though) when.. excited.
it hurts to pull it back when it's flaccid.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6625

Umm... aren't you not supposed to pull it back when it's flaccid?
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5758|Catherine Black
Yeah I think I'm in the clear then. Ezemode when floppy.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6625

Jesus Christ you guys... ugh. Major Facepalm, reporting for duty.

It's supposed to just naturally pull back when you got a hard-on. Why would you need to pull it back when it's flaccid? Like a turtle hiding in its shell.
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6630|The darkside of Denver

I'm Jamesey wrote:

Get finny to push it back with his mouth while its flaccid
lol!!

fill up a condom with deoderant
put it on your dick
spark a lighter
Profit.

Last edited by SonderKommando (2010-04-23 13:23:35)

I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6102|Scotland!
steriod cream numbs it, thins the skin and reduces inflammation meaning stretching is much, much easier
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6100|Carnoustie MASSIF

SonderKommando wrote:

I'm Jamesey wrote:

Get finny to push it back with his mouth while its flaccid
lol!!

fill up a condom with deoderant
put it on your dick
spark a lighter
Profit.
hilarious...
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6499|Global Command
Do girls actually like alien hooded penis?

I can't imagine.

I'd say do it, just so your normal where it counts and you don't have a smegma pocket.
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6625

Let us know when the operation is complete so we can welcome you to the 21st century

Finray, you should get in on the action, too. Maybe they'll give you guys a two-for-one deal.

Last edited by mtb0minime (2010-04-23 13:27:14)

ATG
Banned
+5,233|6499|Global Command
Do girls actually like alien hooded penis?

I can't imagine.

I'd say do it, just so your normal where it counts and you don't have a smegma pocket.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6591|London, England

ATG wrote:

Do girls actually like alien hooded penis?

I can't imagine.

I'd say do it, just so your normal where it counts and you don't have a smegma pocket.
here we go again
I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6102|Scotland!

ATG wrote:

Do girls actually like alien hooded penis?

I can't imagine.

I'd say do it, just so your normal where it counts and you don't have a smegma pocket.
Us alien hooded penis people tend to wash our cocks, I haven't seen any smegma since I was 14, try bathing and thinking less about dicks.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6100|Carnoustie MASSIF

mtb0minime wrote:

Let us know when the operation is complete so we can welcome you to the 21st century

Finray, you should get in on the action, too. Maybe they'll give you guys a two-for-one deal.
socialist healthcare yo
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5513|Toronto

Mekstizzle wrote:

ATG wrote:

Do girls actually like alien hooded penis?

I can't imagine.

I'd say do it, just so your normal where it counts and you don't have a smegma pocket.
here we go again
Dick cheese. For the last time.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5207|Cleveland, Ohio

Mekstizzle wrote:

ATG wrote:

Do girls actually like alien hooded penis?

I can't imagine.

I'd say do it, just so your normal where it counts and you don't have a smegma pocket.
here we go again
for the lulz
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6625

In all this time of being circumsized, I thought "dick cheese" was referring to my yeast infection Only now did I realize it was describing something that happens to uncircumsized people.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6282

mtb0minime wrote:

In all this time of being circumsized, I thought "dick cheese" was referring to my yeast infection Only now did I realize it was describing something that happens to uncircumsized people.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6100|Carnoustie MASSIF
and it survived 53 minutes before going offtopic
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6467

CammRobb wrote:

and it survived 53 minutes before going offtopic
you got three pages, not bad . .  .
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6100|Carnoustie MASSIF

burnzz wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

and it survived 53 minutes before going offtopic
you got three pages, not bad . .  .
yeah, not a bad run, given that we're talking about my penis

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