Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6920|London, England

Uzique wrote:

Eifa wrote:

Uzique wrote:

last night i got arrested

i spent 20 hours in the cells

on bail for a month

2 offenses

cant be bothered to write about it right now
i thought you were supposed to take it easy?
i had a mental breakdown whilst high and walked around my house with an 8 inch knife

2 armed response units, a sniffer dog unit and an ambulance were called

found about 4-months worth of empty drug wrappers including about 3g's of unused drugs

harassment, assault and class a drug possession

looking at up to 5 years
what the fuck, after all that shit you posted about all that doctor shit

best be trolling yo
jord
Member
+2,382|6977|The North, beyond the wall.
England is going to shit anyway, dominican republic here we come. I'm coming to keep you company.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6770
sadly not trolling
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7079|Great Brown North

Uzique wrote:

causing the fear of unlawful force is 'assault'.
thats stupid
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6920|London, England
can a man not walk around his own damn house wielding a knife whilst high these days, its a travesty
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6948

krazed wrote:

Uzique wrote:

causing the fear of unlawful force is 'assault'.
thats stupid
Kinda depends if he went all Jack Torrance on his flatmates door really.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6877|Columbus, OH

jord wrote:

England is going to shit anyway, dominican republic here we come. I'm coming to keep you company.
you are already there if you keep watching The Hills
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6087|Catherine Black

Mekstizzle wrote:

can a man not walk around his own damn house wielding a knife whilst high these days, its a travesty
You run faster with a knife.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6770
yeah, jesus i just wanted to get to the fridge for some orange juice a little quicker than normal

n00bs dont understand

i hope there's respawn in prison
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
jord
Member
+2,382|6977|The North, beyond the wall.

loubot wrote:

jord wrote:

England is going to shit anyway, dominican republic here we come. I'm coming to keep you company.
you are already there if you keep watching The Hills
I've watched dear john too.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6087|Catherine Black
GET ARRESTED

[19:12] <afxz #: This user is now playing Battlefield: Bad Company 2>

PLAY BC2
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6920|London, England
it must have been pretty bad though for whoever else was in the house to have to call the police on you

that or they're just total dicks

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2010-04-15 11:13:42)

FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6990|Devon, England

Uzique wrote:

yeah, jesus i just wanted to get to the fridge for some orange juice a little quicker than normal

n00bs dont understand

i hope there's respawn in prison
Only for the semen.
Arc
silly one-liner
+24|6758|Ontario

Finray wrote:

GET ARRESTED

[19:12] <afxz #: This user is now playing Battlefield: Bad Company 2>

PLAY BC2
Priorities. Yep they're straight.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6948

At least British prisoners aren't into buttsex.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6789|Gogledd Cymru

Seeing as he didn't respond, Marine isn't banned.

https://i39.tinypic.com/1ibkba.jpg

Fuck you too Marine.
jord
Member
+2,382|6977|The North, beyond the wall.

ghettoperson wrote:

At least British prisoners aren't into buttsex.
He's still gonna have a shit time when they figure he's rich.

Fly you fool, head east
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6920|London, England

The Sheriff wrote:

Seeing as he didn't respond, Marine isn't banned.

http://i39.tinypic.com/1ibkba.jpg

Fuck you too Marine.
oi

don't make me reapply "ban surgeons" to da list
jord
Member
+2,382|6977|The North, beyond the wall.
They put some right shit on the one show.
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7079|Great Brown North

Mekstizzle wrote:

it must have been pretty bad though for whoever else was in the house to have to call the police on you

that or they're just total dicks
i'm going to go with the second option
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6789|Gogledd Cymru

Mekstizzle wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

Seeing as he didn't respond, Marine isn't banned.

http://i39.tinypic.com/1ibkba.jpg

Fuck you too Marine.
oi

don't make me reapply "ban surgeons" to da list
I asked him to elaborate, you don't tell me to fuck myself and get away with it
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6948

jord wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

At least British prisoners aren't into buttsex.
He's still gonna have a shit time when they figure he's rich.

Fly you fool, head east
Whilst fleeing the country for somewhere hot where he snort coke off a 12 year old boys ass for the rest of his life sounds pretty appealing, unfortunately the fucking Icelandic volcano has severely hampered his ability to escape.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6087|Catherine Black

krazed wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

it must have been pretty bad though for whoever else was in the house to have to call the police on you

that or they're just total dicks
i'm going to go with the second option
It was the ex-wife afaiaa.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7079|Great Brown North

krazed wrote:

bitches be crazy
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6522|Escea

ghettoperson wrote:

jord wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

At least British prisoners aren't into buttsex.
He's still gonna have a shit time when they figure he's rich.

Fly you fool, head east
Whilst fleeing the country for somewhere hot where he snort coke off a 12 year old boys ass for the rest of his life sounds pretty appealing, unfortunately the fucking Icelandic volcano has severely hampered his ability to escape.
Cigar boat and extra fuel.

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