13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6791

no, you're talking aboot that - it's too early for me to talk about that, and, i'm off to work.
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6959|NT, like Mick Dundee




Catchya after work Burns, I'll probs wake up around the time you knock off.




I'm out fellas, 5am wakeup call. Again. Yes Jord, I still get up at 5am voluntarily (4:45 actually).
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6805|Gold Coast
Night night.
noice                                                                                                        https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png
pace51
Boom?
+194|5467|Markham, Ontario
Good morning. (Toronto area)
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|7015|Sydney, Australia
Night Flecco


hmm, downloading the first ep of The Pacific..
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6872|Columbus, OH
A case of Stella Artois, pretty expensive for 11oz of beer. I do not like the philosophy of "Paying more for less" even though it's only a ounce difference.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6872|Columbus, OH
DAMN GURRRLL!!!


https://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j296/loubot/babes/miranda_kerr.jpg
found my eye-candy for the mornin' <3
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,817|6400|eXtreme to the maX
Coopers, James Squire, Cascade, can't lose really.
Fuck Israel
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6959|NT, like Mick Dundee

Actually going to crash now. Catchyas.


@ Dilbert; why the fuck are you drinking light beer.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6967|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

loubot wrote:

DAMN GURRRLL!!!


http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j296/ … a_kerr.jpg
found my eye-candy for the mornin' <3
I would flick sand all over her using just my balls, then Id suck the sand off her feet

Laters Flex

Last edited by 1927 (2010-04-15 05:51:46)

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6967|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

AussieReaper wrote:

I like how fleeco uses the word daft when describing '27.
Fair dinkum Id say
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6916|Little Bentcock
o/
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,817|6400|eXtreme to the maX

Flecco wrote:

Actually going to crash now. Catchyas.


@ Dilbert; why the fuck are you drinking light beer.
Because when its hot I need to drink a lot of it, and I don't want to get fat like USMarine.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2010-04-15 05:54:40)

Fuck Israel
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6915|London, England
gentlemen.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6967|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mekstizzle wrote:

gentlemen.
Sup Shortie, hows it hanging?
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6791

1927 wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

gentlemen.
Sup Shortie, hows it hanging?
i'd guess pretty short.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6967|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

burnzz wrote:

1927 wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

gentlemen.
Sup Shortie, hows it hanging?
i'd guess pretty short.
I know this will sound odd and if you dont know have a look next time ya having a shit.


When I have a shit my cock gets bigger.

Odd? Normal? I dunno, just happens.
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5837|Toronto


Yes.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5837|Toronto

1927 wrote:

burnzz wrote:

1927 wrote:


Sup Shortie, hows it hanging?
i'd guess pretty short.
I know this will sound odd and if you dont know have a look next time ya having a shit.


When I have a shit my cock gets bigger.

Odd? Normal? I dunno, just happens.
Don't push so hard, 27'. You gotta let it slide out like it meant to. You're just not letting gravity work it's magic. I understand some of us are busy people and all, but I think you'll find your time spent on the porcelain throne to be just that much more enjoyable without a hernia
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6967|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Pochsy wrote:

1927 wrote:

burnzz wrote:


i'd guess pretty short.
I know this will sound odd and if you dont know have a look next time ya having a shit.


When I have a shit my cock gets bigger.

Odd? Normal? I dunno, just happens.
Don't push so hard, 27'. You gotta let it slide out like it meant to. You're just not letting gravity work it's magic. I understand some of us are busy people and all, but I think you'll find your time spent on the porcelain throne to be just that much more enjoyable without a hernia
Well I dont think thats the issue, I live on Fags, Coffee and Curry pretty much, so when it goes it fucking goes if you get my drift.  I always have to wipe a wet arse due to the bomb thats been dropped, never mind do you want cash back, I cant help but splash back.

In other news the docs reckon Mollie needs a Hernia Op, I dont reckon so, now due to how she was born her digestive system has always been a bit differn't to ours.  I belive the lil lump (which has always been there) is a bowel or some organ, which is bigger because, well she's bigger.  Well soon see when the hospital appointment letter arrives etc.

But going back to me, I havent left the shitta with red marks on my knees for years mate, I fully agree about taking ya time though, Leonardo da fucking vinci was never rushed when he created his master pieces, and I dont see why I should be.  Theres nothing worse than having a shit in work and the phone goes, I can here it buzzing in my house and then you hear the voice 'Math, Math, where are you?'  Then its, 'Knock knock knock, Math are you in there (cough splutter, ewww I think he is) theres a lady on the phone wants to know if we make signs for vans'.  For fucks sake.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6967|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Oh yes and I have a cracking tip.

Buy 'wet wipes' only £1.90 approx and keep then next to the bog, they are the most satisfying arse wipes you can get, never mind cheapy bog paper which rips you like sandpaper, wet wipes are the way forward.
pace51
Boom?
+194|5467|Markham, Ontario
The best way to get lost and confused in this thread is to arrive halfway through a conversation.
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5837|Toronto

1927 wrote:

Oh yes and I have a cracking tip.

Buy 'wet wipes' only £1.90 approx and keep then next to the bog, they are the most satisfying arse wipes you can get, never mind cheapy bog paper which rips you like sandpaper, wet wipes are the way forward.
Now that's advice to live by!

Pace: you never enter EE at the right time. That's the whole point. Dump. Crap. Here.



Nobody confirmed just how awesome this song is, so I'm reposting it less than 4 posts down.

Welcome to EE.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6401|Birmingham, UK
I've just done 2 hours of biology revisionw ithout a break... and i haven't remembered a single thing

i mean, with politics and stuff i can remember everything and even the stuff we haven't been taught i know... maybe its because i'm not interested in biology but still it shouldn't be this hard :mad:mad:mad:
phishsux
­
+131|5426
im about to go to the beach. holllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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