Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6128|00770
Meh. I need to go to teh shops to get some cigarettes. couldn't be arsed but meh.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Ultrafunkula
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DonFck wrote:

Sneak up from behind her and smell her hair. It's not weird, it's polite.

Fuck my right big toe is killing me, think I broke the thing yesterday.
Can't She's in her reception aquarium with another Securitas person. Person, because I'm not quite sure if the chubby one with a buzzcut is a guy or a girl. The person has some feminine features about her face and look like there's boobs/moobs under the shirt. Could be a member of Lés Bos.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6930|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Hmm. The cute reception gal is at the office again. Maybe I should go smell her like '27 told me the last time when she was here
I would, I am honurable to my word, but dont tell us if you have as we wont be able to sniff her.  Can you see her feet?  Her toes?  Sneak us a photo, ask her to hold something up and tell her your taking a pic of that, not her.
Ultrafunkula
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1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Hmm. The cute reception gal is at the office again. Maybe I should go smell her like '27 told me the last time when she was here
I would, I am honurable to my word, but dont tell us if you have as we wont be able to sniff her.  Can you see her feet?  Her toes?  Sneak us a photo, ask her to hold something up and tell her your taking a pic of that, not her.
Skirt

That photo thing ain't gonna happen dude I don't want pepper spray in my eyes
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6930|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Hmm. The cute reception gal is at the office again. Maybe I should go smell her like '27 told me the last time when she was here
I would, I am honurable to my word, but dont tell us if you have as we wont be able to sniff her.  Can you see her feet?  Her toes?  Sneak us a photo, ask her to hold something up and tell her your taking a pic of that, not her.
Skirt

That photo thing ain't gonna happen dude I don't want pepper spray in my eyes
So she got sandals on ?  Hurry up dude Im gonna go and knock one out over her now in a minute
Ultrafunkula
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1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

I would, I am honurable to my word, but dont tell us if you have as we wont be able to sniff her.  Can you see her feet?  Her toes?  Sneak us a photo, ask her to hold something up and tell her your taking a pic of that, not her.
Skirt

That photo thing ain't gonna happen dude I don't want pepper spray in my eyes
So she got sandals on ?  Hurry up dude Im gonna go and knock one out over her now in a minute
Kinda loooks like her.

https://www.suosikki.fi/s/f/editor/images/Jenni_Vartiainen_8382b.jpg
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6930|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Fucking hell Id chuck one up it Funky.

The feet thing isnt important to you is it?
Ultrafunkula
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1927 wrote:

Fucking hell Id chuck one up it Funky.

The feet thing isnt important to you is it?
Nääh.

But ya, if I was single I'd be recruiting her like a madman
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6128|00770
heyyy '27 ^^
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6889|Finland

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:


Skirt

That photo thing ain't gonna happen dude I don't want pepper spray in my eyes
So she got sandals on ?  Hurry up dude Im gonna go and knock one out over her now in a minute
Kinda loooks like her.

http://www.suosikki.fi/s/f/editor/image … _8382b.jpg
Meow.

I'd love me some Jenni Vartiainen.
I need around tree fiddy.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6930|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Well the feet thing bloody well is important to me, Im not going to go and tap one out now Funky, you've killed it for me.

Hiya Eif's, hows it hanging?  Good weekend?  I made the girls cookies on Saturday, they said they was lush.  See thew diff tween your coach and theirs now?
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6128|00770

1927 wrote:

Well the feet thing bloody well is important to me, Im not going to go and tap one out now Funky, you've killed it for me.

Hiya Eif's, hows it hanging?  Good weekend?  I made the girls cookies on Saturday, they said they was lush.  See thew diff tween your coach and theirs now?
oh man, i want cookies too.
weekend was ok, if you don't count in me getting pissed off yesterday @ practice or me having a fight with macbeth.
and was drinking on saturday and had a major headache yesterday.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|6978|Sydney, Australia
Evening folks ^^ And bye again :p I'm leaving uni now. 8:14pm... I've been here since 9am. Aren't assessments and group presentations fun? (I can't wait until it's all over tomorrow afternoon..)

edit: cyas in an hour
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6128|00770

mcminty wrote:

Evening folks ^^ And bye again :p I'm leaving uni now. 8:14pm... I've been here since 9am. Aren't assessments and group presentations fun? (I can't wait until it's all over tomorrow afternoon..)
morning (it's 13:15 by the way)
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5435|Sydney
At work, is pretty chilled out.
Cooked a spinnach and ricotta canneloni for dinner.
One of our guests wants me to watch The Mentalist with her.
Sometimes I can't believe I get paid to do what I'd be doing at home anyway.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6930|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Well the feet thing bloody well is important to me, Im not going to go and tap one out now Funky, you've killed it for me.

Hiya Eif's, hows it hanging?  Good weekend?  I made the girls cookies on Saturday, they said they was lush.  See thew diff tween your coach and theirs now?
oh man, i want cookies too.
weekend was ok, if you don't count in me getting pissed off yesterday @ practice or me having a fight with macbeth.
and was drinking on saturday and had a major headache yesterday.
I dont like it when you get spat at tbh, Id be the same for all of our female members, but at least you were here to fight back yaself.  I know you can handle yaself in that dept.

I was up at 8am Saturday making cookies, told the goalie she had 6, and lost one per goal that went past.  She let in 2, and had a brilliant game.

Its their disco this Friday night, I gtg to our AGM first (get sworn in as next seasons Capt) and then race back to this party and get smashed with them.  Im also taking Friday pm off to do some of the food for the party.

What got ya back up at training?  Wasnt the coach again was it?  I took Molls down the beach to throw stones at glass bottles, was a great laugh.  I didnt get pissed all weekend, few ciders, few spliffs, the usual.  Getting smashed this Friday and then the poor fuckers have a game the next day.

Eh, at least ya hangover has fucked off, even if the coach hasn't.


Oh, and what was you arguing about with Macca?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6930|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Jaekus wrote:

At work, is pretty chilled out.
Cooked a spinnach and ricotta canneloni for dinner.
One of our guests wants me to watch The Mentalist with her.
Sometimes I can't believe I get paid to do what I'd be doing at home anyway.
Good on you for cooking?

Have you started farting yet?  Open the window might get a bit stuffy in there mate.

What is it your getting paid to do exactly?
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6731|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Hey '27 where's your drag picture? I have been waiting for it the whole day

And DonFekkesh too!

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2010-04-12 03:26:34)

-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5731|Ventura, California
I saw Zombieland last night. It was pretty cool, except they never run out of ammo in the last battle.

I just want a zombie movie about pure ass kicking, is that too much to ask for?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6128|00770

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Well the feet thing bloody well is important to me, Im not going to go and tap one out now Funky, you've killed it for me.

Hiya Eif's, hows it hanging?  Good weekend?  I made the girls cookies on Saturday, they said they was lush.  See thew diff tween your coach and theirs now?
oh man, i want cookies too.
weekend was ok, if you don't count in me getting pissed off yesterday @ practice or me having a fight with macbeth.
and was drinking on saturday and had a major headache yesterday.
I dont like it when you get spat at tbh, Id be the same for all of our female members, but at least you were here to fight back yaself.  I know you can handle yaself in that dept.

I was up at 8am Saturday making cookies, told the goalie she had 6, and lost one per goal that went past.  She let in 2, and had a brilliant game.

Its their disco this Friday night, I gtg to our AGM first (get sworn in as next seasons Capt) and then race back to this party and get smashed with them.  Im also taking Friday pm off to do some of the food for the party.

What got ya back up at training?  Wasnt the coach again was it?  I took Molls down the beach to throw stones at glass bottles, was a great laugh.  I didnt get pissed all weekend, few ciders, few spliffs, the usual.  Getting smashed this Friday and then the poor fuckers have a game the next day.

Eh, at least ya hangover has fucked off, even if the coach hasn't.


Oh, and what was you arguing about with Macca?
Just the usual, I was fine before going on ice then it just didn't work out. I was shit, completely shit.
Got so fed up with it that I left before I our practice was over. It was only 5mins earlier but still, that's something I don't do.
Had a chat with one of the girls and she told me that i was just having a bad day. i just seem to have a bad day every time im on the ice.
and i was really considering quitting for good, have got so  fed up with being shit and the coach being a dick for the past couple weeks now.

hangover is long gone, thank god. had my first tequila shots ever saturday, and i swear i'm not drinkin any tequila while sober anymore. if i'm drunk enough not to give a fuck then shure but other than that, hell no.


Eh, at least ya hangover has fucked off, even if the coach hasn't.

And macbeth just went after me for some reason, i really don't know what happened there.
he started throwing insults pretty much for no reason.
i said "kys" and the next thing i know i'm a whore, ugly tramp, bad parent, my kid will never love me and all kinds of fun things like that.
he got a temp ban which he so deserved.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6128|00770

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Hey '27 where's your drag picture? I have been waiting for it the whole day

And DonFekkesh too!
lol'd at your picture. one of them "i'd hit it" pics it was.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6930|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Hey '27 where's your drag picture? I have been waiting for it the whole day

And DonFekkesh too!
Ive had a lil look but its a shit thread, now rather than go in there and say I think its shit, as a lot of people will, I'll do the correct thing and stay shhhhh about it.  It would be alright if you could see who was behind the pic etc but the facial features prevent that.  I know my opinion wont be matching others thats a great thing.

I'd sooner dress up in a real frock and get you a picture of that tbh.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6930|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Eif's - Dont fucking quit the ice, you'll regret it more than being there and being fed up and thus leaving 5 mins early.  Turn up but without ya GK kit, play outfield/out ice for a bit, get the fun back into it.  Or take a 1 session break, but go and watch it, take the lil un, and hopefully you'll miss being out there and then get ya ice mojo back.  If you do really feel you have to walk away, tell ball bag why you going and how the root of the problem is him.

Tequila's fucking minging, tastes like shit so its bound to make you feel that way too.  I've given up drinking things that make you shake ya head and say 'akkkk' as it goes down ya throat.

Wtf made Macca say shit like that for?  If someone said that Id make me wanna hunt them down and knock their door one night, I know ya not ment to do that as its only the internet, but there are rules, might just be mine but even so.  Id go after someone if they upset me enough on the net.  Glad you didnt take it to heart, you know it aint true.  Hope you get a deserved apology.
Ultrafunkula
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1927 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Hey '27 where's your drag picture? I have been waiting for it the whole day

And DonFekkesh too!
Ive had a lil look but its a shit thread, now rather than go in there and say I think its shit, as a lot of people will, I'll do the correct thing and stay shhhhh about it.  It would be alright if you could see who was behind the pic etc but the facial features prevent that.  I know my opinion wont be matching others thats a great thing.

I'd sooner dress up in a real frock and get you a picture of that tbh.
Come to think of it I have a picture of you...

J/k, I won't do that to you

But it's kinda weird. Ppl post their faces all over the interwebz on facebooks n' such but don't dare to mess around with that thing.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6128|00770

1927 wrote:

Eif's - Dont fucking quit the ice, you'll regret it more than being there and being fed up and thus leaving 5 mins early.  Turn up but without ya GK kit, play outfield/out ice for a bit, get the fun back into it.  Or take a 1 session break, but go and watch it, take the lil un, and hopefully you'll miss being out there and then get ya ice mojo back.  If you do really feel you have to walk away, tell ball bag why you going and how the root of the problem is him.

Tequila's fucking minging, tastes like shit so its bound to make you feel that way too.  I've given up drinking things that make you shake ya head and say 'akkkk' as it goes down ya throat.

Wtf made Macca say shit like that for?  If someone said that Id make me wanna hunt them down and knock their door one night, I know ya not ment to do that as its only the internet, but there are rules, might just be mine but even so.  Id go after someone if they upset me enough on the net.  Glad you didnt take it to heart, you know it aint true.  Hope you get a deserved apology.
Well I might not get a babysitter this week so might have to skip practice anyway. The other halfs working nights this week so unless I get a babysitter it's a no can do for me. And leaving my kit home ain't an option as I keep my stuff on the rink. and last time we asked if we could switch the answer was simply "no.", fine, fuck you then.

As I said it was the first time i've ever had tequila and woah. threw up few times that night and had the headache yesterday.

I don't know why macbeth said that stuff, he just had a go at me for no reason what so ever.
I was having a chat with bennis when he showed up and started it.
I'm not gonna just sit and watch while someone says stuff like that about me, no way. Had a nice match with him. Could say that I won since he got banned, I didn't. Not gonna get all butthurt about it, and tbh I'm pretty sure that I ain't getting an apology from macbeth.
i'll piss honey before that happens.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

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